097 Parrot Past
There will be brave men under the great reward. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 infoThe prize money of 100,000 yuan was hung out, and the whole school fell into a state of madness.
The content of the exam is that Xiao Bailang got a few test questions from overseas.
It is said that it is the paper that is pieced together from the remaining question bank after the selection of the test paper of the Chinese Education Federation is completed.
The exam will be conducted over two days, one each day lasting four hours. Luo Yunfeng glanced at the content, and the topic involved a variety of knowledge.
The first day's exams were more humanistic. For example, there is a topic about the Simpson murder case, and the materials include regular reports by major media and unreasonable inferences from street tabloids. Then let you make your own analysis based on the material.
In the science exam on the second day, those questions gave Luo Yunfeng a headache.
"It's a lot of fun." After the two exams, the students walked out of the examination room in twos and threes: "It is probably the level of the comprehensive university of arts and sciences." ”
"I think, why do I have to get 40,000?" Someone is confident.
There are also people with pale faces and a look of loss: "It's good that the college entrance examination doesn't test these things, it's really not a test paper made by people." ”
After the ranking list was announced, Luo Yunfeng was surprised to find that the information on outstanding talents given to him by Xiao Bailang was really not bragged.
At least two-thirds of them are in the top 30.
He paid attention to Qi Hong's ranking again, and found that he was in the one hundred and ninety-sixth place.
There are 781 people in the entire high school. Among the more than 700 students, Qi Hong can be ranked in the top 200.
It is equivalent to saying that Qi Hong, a freshman in high school, has surpassed most of his seniors.
Lu Hao was slightly stronger, ranking one hundred and twenty.
In Molan Middle School, he should be a student in the senior graduating class of high school, and this ranking is also excellent.
Luo Yunfeng selected a total of three students, and the results of the first two made him very satisfied.
He looked up the rankings to see the results of the last player.
Fang Yu, four hundred and twenty-six. Luo Yunfeng frowned slightly: Fang Yun's level seems to be a little low. However, she has a sharp boning knife technique, which is enough to make up for her lack of knowledge.
The girl had the gift of an assassin in her. Although Luo Yunfeng can't teach her, there is a person-I should say that there is a bird who can teach her.
He gave the parrot big white hair an unprecedented thought: "If you don't go home again, you just wait to become a braised parrot!" ”
After returning home, Luo Yunfeng saw the parrot Dabai who came back obediently.
"Hehe, finally remember to come back?" Luo Yunfeng walked to the crosswood, and he glared at the parrot: "After flying back from Southeast Asia, I haven't seen you for almost a month. What do you want to say? ”
The parrot opened his mouth: "Ahhh
"Don't change the subject, I have no intention of becoming a dentist." Luo Yunfeng squinted at it: "Haven't made a good excuse yet?" ”
Just when one person and one bird were staring at each other, Jin Yuemeng led Luo Yao to open the door and come in.
When she saw that Luo Yunfeng was at home, she immediately smiled and said, "Yunfeng, what do you want to eat tonight?" Yaoyao and I went to the supermarket and bought two very nice dried octopus. Make teppanyaki octopus for Yaoyao to eat at night. ”
"Mom's teppanyaki, Yaoyao likes it the most." The little girl untied the scarf around her neck, and she saw the parrot at a glance.
Luo Yao crossed her waist and pointed at the parrot with her little finger: "Bastard, where did you deceive the empress's liaison officer?" Say, was Xiaobaibai eaten by you? ”
Faced with the accusations and questions of the father and daughter, the parrot looked at Jin Yuemeng, who had curious eyes.
"Is the parrot still alive?" Jin Yuemeng walked over curiously: "After you traveled to Southeast Asia, I originally wanted to come over to help you take care of the parrot, but the house was empty, I thought you gave it away?" ”
It suddenly opened its throat and sang: "There are so many bamboo boards, let's not boast about anything else." Let's talk about it, the queen mother of our Luo family is as beautiful as a flower. What's so good about the Queen Mother? Kindness is the top. The marshals and queens like it, and they have a first-class figure. ”
"People are beautiful and beautiful, and their breasts are big, and their farts are big. If you are pregnant one day, you will have a child! To whom does the credit belong? Marshal Lowe is the largest. Eat nine cans of milk powder in January, hurry up and make money! ”
"Don't stop any of you today," Luo Yunfeng rolled up his sleeves, and he said menacingly: "I'm going to stew it." ”
Jin Yuemeng grabbed Luo Yunfeng, and she said coquettishly: "What are you angry with a bird, doesn't it all learn from you?" If you don't like it, give it to me. I'll take it home, and my dad wants you to give him another parrot. ”
"No, this parrot is the regular army of the Luo family." Luo Yao protested loudly: "It belongs to the Air Force of the Empress's Personal Guard, and the power comes out of the barrel of the gun." Yaoyao will never hand over the empress's military power. ”
"Hahahaha, Yaoyao's political consciousness is very high." Jin Yuemeng smiled and leaned back, and she finally stopped: "I'll go cook first, and our family's military and political affairs will be handed over to Her Majesty the Empress." ”
Jin Yuemeng walked into the kitchen humming a song, and she could see that she was in a good mood.
"Say it! Why didn't Pigeon go home? Luo Yunfeng lowered his voice: "You have to give me a reasonable explanation." ”
"You may not believe it," said the parrot, whose yellow feathers stood on its head, and it raised its two wings to cover its eyes: "I taught the little one to become a parrot, but it could not be turned back." ”
Luo Yunfeng and his daughter looked at each other: the pigeon becomes a parrot? When will it also be Transfigured?
Parrot Dabai can use Transfiguration, and that's because Luo Yunfeng fed it red acorns. Under the catalysis of Luo Yunfeng, Parrot Dabai possessed the imprint of the divine power of Transfiguration.
But he didn't feed the pigeons red acorns. It stands to reason that the pigeon should not be deformed.
"It's a long story," Parrot Dabai's voice was a little more cowardly, "Last time I angered Marshal Luo, Marshal turned me into a white dove. Even though I became a pigeon, I was still the most handsome guy in the pigeon. Because I'm so handsome, it's always pestering me. ”
"So I made a mistake that all cocks and pigeons make. Since that time, Pigeon Xiaobai has learned the art of transfiguration. ”
"No wonder Yaoyao can't sense Xiaobaibai, it turns out that it is no longer a pigeon." Luo Yao opened a pair of innocent big eyes, and she was curious: "Dad, what do the last two sentences of Parrot Dabai mean?" Why can't Yaoyao understand? ”
"Girl, go to the kitchen and see how your mother cooks the food. I'll leave it to Dad here. Luo Yunfeng hurriedly broke away from his daughter.
After his daughter turned around and left step by step, Luo Yunfeng straightened up: "I just found out that you birdman is very good!" Yin and Yang convergence, life and life double cultivation skills, you are self-taught? ”
"I ask you, even if the pigeon turns into a parrot, why doesn't it come?"
Parrot Dabai shook his head, raised his head very proudly and said, "Xiaobaibai is pregnant, and now she is making a nest to prepare to lay eggs." ”
"Are you the reincarnation of the sad wind? Do you dare to go on the cross-racial pigeon? And make a bird's life? Luo Yunfeng looked at the parrot speechlessly: "Give you half an hour, and bring Xiao Baibai back immediately." It's too dangerous to hatch eggs outside. ”
"What are you still doing! Hurry up. Luo Yunfeng glared at Parrot Dabai: "Hurry up and bring Xiao Baibai back." I still have a few red acorns here, and I have one more to get them. ”
"Marshal Luo, you are a good man." Parrot Dabai suddenly raised his head and said: "Parrot Dabai hereby solemnly swears that I will do my best to build a powerful air force for the Luo family." ”
Luo Yunfeng sneered: "That is to say, it is not enough for you to get pigeons." You want to get a few more birds, right? (To be continued.) )