Chapter 18: Have You Ever Heard of Hop?
"Ah, it turns out that the hot springs are really so refreshing. Pen %Fun %www.biquge.info" Alan groaned, as if it was the hot spring that really saved his soul.
I kept my face calm and didn't speak.
Alan glanced at me strangely and said, "Mulincia, what are you doing there?" Say something. ”
I kept my face calm and didn't speak.
Alan approached me with some confusion, and then some small voices reached his ears.
"Tiel, why is your Oupai so big? Usually you can't see it at all, alas. ”
"That's because I'm tied up with my steps."
Alan swallowed, looked at me, seemed to understand why I was bored here, and then sat down silently next to me, his face calming.
The two of them sat side by side, with a calm face and a deep look.
"You two guys, you have so big boobs, why are you still there to stimulate me! Yes? I'm the oldest! This is probably Deng Jiaer's voice.
"Deng Jiaer-chan, don't be discouraged, maybe she will grow up."
"No way, I know it, it hasn't changed for so many years. It's no longer possible..."Deng Jia'er's voice was already gray.
"Will it always be the same as when it died?" It was Tielle's voice.
There was silence for a moment.
"Bag, you bastard!!!!" Deng Jia'er roared angrily.
Okay, but if I think it's just that big, that's enough! If you continue to argue like this, all the other women in the world will cry!
"Smack." There was a crisp sound, and someone had come in.
Who is it?
"Woo! Xiaoxi is also here. Diana was a little surprised, and then there was the sound of water coming out. It seemed that she was a little excited to meet her.
"Xiaoxi, come with me." Diana's voice seemed to be a little happy.
"Is it necessary? Nana, aren't you afraid of being seen when you go out like this? Tiel prompted, somewhat wordlessly.
Diana replied, "Ah, it's all because Xiaoxi is so cute." Alas? Xiaoxi, where are you going? ”
"Knock knock knock." A series of sounds of barefoot women running on the ground, and then.
"Poof!!" The sound of jumping into the water.
Xiaoxi's childish voice: "Take a bath, I did it alone." ”
"Yes, Xiaoxi is awesome." Diana's doting voice.
Alan and I were still leaning against the wooden wall with our faces composed.
"Hey, you two guys, what are you doing there? Do you want to peep at my Xiaoxi? A man's voice suddenly came from the entrance of the hot spring, and it turned out that Tomoya Okazaki was wrapped in a bath towel to take a bath.
Alan and I were shocked!
"Huh? Did I really say that? It's really unproductive.,Although my family Xiaoxi is very attractive, I agree with that.,But,The only man who can see Xiaoxi's body is me and her future husband! Tomoya Okazaki seems to be a little missy.
I complained speechlessly: "No, I don't think even a father can see his daughter's body." ”
Tomoya Okazaki grabbed his chin and walked over while thinking about it: "yes, too, I have to take into account that Xiaoxi will become shy when he gets older." Although the shy Xiaoxi looked, I was looking forward to it. ”
I was like, "That's **." ”
"No, father's business, where can it be called **?" Tomoya Okazaki patted me on the shoulder and said with a smile, "Even if it is, it should be called **." ”
I mourn in my heart for you, Xiaoxi, it's really bad to have such a father.
"Mulinsia, don't say it." Alan gave me a sudden reminder, and then I realized that Tomoya Okazaki had suddenly lost his mood.
Alas? What's going on?
"Phew, don't talk about the past, young man, now let's talk about what you're eavesdropping on here." Tomoya Okazaki quickly changed his mood and said with a smile and a "friendly".
Alan was shocked: "Mulinsya. Mulinthia. ”
Feeling the force of the man's hand, I could simply feel the roar of my joints and muscles. He sat between the two of us, put his hands on us, and gave us movement.
It's just that it's really tortured enough!
"Hmm." I couldn't help but snort after all.
"Hmm, Okazaki goe goose, Okazaki big young ao ho oh yes oh Alan twisted left and right somewhere, but no matter how he twisted, he couldn't avoid Tomoya Okazaki's powerful palm.
If an outsider were to see the scene, the Eight Achievements would shout, "yooooooo, whatthefuck, yooooooo, whatthefuck!!! ”
Or finally remembering the frenzy and fear of being ruled by the Bulgarian demon king. hop!
In the end,This seems to never be the end of the horror punishment.,After Okazaki Tomoya's hurtful output,I just feel that my offensive spirit has been completely dissipated.,Even the man's strength is a little weaker.,It's really...
"Mullingia," said Allen, with tears in his eyes, his usually very energetic pretty blonde hair drooping wetly, and his expression a little sad, "people feel as if they have lost something important." ”
Seeing Allen's pitiful appearance, I admit it, but Allen is also quite cute when he is not wearing clothes. Sure enough, it's better to become a pseudo-mother so that you don't waste resources!
It's definitely not that I'm bent! But it must be the truth of the blue child to be so cute!
"It's okay, because although this kind of thing is important, it is also a kind of unshackling after losing it, and it is not an exaggeration to call it the door to a new world." I painstakingly lure Alan into a new world.
Alan stared at me in disbelief, as if he had put all his hopes in me: "Really? Is that really the case? ”
Seeing him so stupidly believe me, I felt a little guilty.
"Yes, if you think about it, why do girls have to wear cute clothes? Why is it that only girls can be cute? Who decreed that men should not be cute? So, ah, the great mission of our boys to gain the power of moe can only be handed over to the shoulders of a special boy like you. Go, for the glory of our boys, go, bring her back! Bring back the moe that belongs to the boys! "Ah, that's a good point, even I was impressed by myself.
"Yes!!!" Alan suddenly mustered up his energy, clenched his little fists tightly, and then loudly announced: "I'll bring it back!" ”
It's done. Hey.
"yes, that's it." I was excitedly happy.
Wait meow.
I don't have to be a hypocrite myself!!!! Meow.
Seeing a man bending forward in frustration, and a certain stupid person burning his youth, the man said with some envy: "Young is a good Aru." ”
Then the man also shocked Aru.
"Woo-ah!!!! Why did my uncle become like this, Aru!!!!! "Okazaki.
"I didn't think I'd convince myself!! Meow!!!!! "A certain man.
"I'll do it!!! Mullinsia-kun! "Some idiot.
"Anyway, it doesn't matter if you release this evil thought, Aru!!"
"It's not very reliable, but that's the only way to do it!!"
"Aru!"
"Meow!"
"Aru!"
"Meow!"
"Aru!"
"Meow!"
......
Two days.
"It's time to get up, Mullinsia-kun." As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw Allen wearing loose clothes, how to say, just making the size of the clothes a little larger can show a completely different feeling.
All of a sudden, there was a feeling of petiteness.
It's really magical.
"Alan, why are you dressed like this early in the morning? It's pretty good though. I asked, a little puzzled.
"Huh? Didn't you tell me to do this, Mr. Mullinsia? Alan was a little confused.
"No, I don't remember you ever asking you to promise me to do such a thing." I just dumped the pot.
Alan immediately understood my words: "This 'thing' is my own idea, you see, it's much cuter." He spun around as he spoke.
Well, it seems that something is still missing, but I have a feeling that I dare not say it, and it seems that some relationships will completely deteriorate after saying it.
"Okay, it's really cute and eye-catching, but I still want to eat first." I said a word of please, and then I got up completely.
After a while, the reception room.
"Good morning, meow." I said hello casually, but my spirits were still not very good.
Then everyone's eyes turned to me, and I was uncomfortable to see.
"Why are you looking at me, what's wrong with me?" I asked, confused.
Then Mrs. Xu was the first to say with a smile on her face, "Mr. Mulinthia is very cute today." ”
Tiel and the others still looked at me strangely, but Bag-chan looked a little concerned about me. Well, the appearance of Bag-chan's worries about people is also cute.
Oh, by the way, Bager-chan is her.
"Xiao Xu, is breakfast ready, Aru?" Tomoya Okazaki pushed open the door and walked in naturally.
Then everyone's eyes turned to him again.
He was shocked: "Why are you all looking at me?" ”
Mrs. Xu replied with a smile: "Peng Ye-kun is also very cute today!" ”
He nodded and said to himself, "It turns out that you were overwhelmed by my charm Aru." ”
I retorted mercilessly, "No, it's just because you have a disgusting Aru behind every word, meow." ”
He fought back with a shy face, "Didn't you just say meow or something, bastard, Aru! ”
I was also ashamed all of a sudden, and I couldn't hold back the blush on my face and scolded: "Aru Meow! ”
He was a little embarrassed by the blow, and then said, "Meow Aru! ”
"Aru Meow!"
"Meow Aru!"
"Aru Meow!"
"Meow Aru!"
"Huh? What are you doing? A blonde girl suddenly pushed the door open and moved in. Immediately, everyone's eyes were on her again.
Everyone stared at each other, completely unaware of why.
"Who are you? Meow? "I spoke.
The girl was a little surprised and said, "Don't you know me?" I'm Alan. ”
“...”
Silent.
Tiel finally couldn't help it, and complained speechlessly: "What happened in the men's hot spring last night?" ”
That's why I want to know that too! Meow!
Alan recalled a little shyly, "Speaking of which, it was the first time I went to a hot spring with a boy. I remember last night Mullinsia-kun and Okazaki-kun discussed some issues with others, and then everyone woke up. ”
I held my head, a little dizzy: "What, I don't read much, don't lie to me." You weren't so serious when you first woke up! Meow! ”
Alan smiled and said, "People asked Xiaoxi to find a women's yukata to wear, because it was hard to experience the hot springs once, and I can't leave regrets." ”
It's true that it's just a piece of clothing compared to just now, but why did it evolve from a pseudo-girl to a girl all of a sudden? Meow?
"Because of the taste! I feel that when I smell this kind of girl, my whole person has changed. Alan said with some confidence: "People think that if they leave the smell on this yukata, they won't contaminate this yukata." ”
Oh! Was it a change of heart? Meow!
Wait! What kind of topics have been discussed since just now? I don't mean to learn from my motherhood at all!
Deng Jia'er watched for a long time, and then showed a somewhat grim smile: "Hawkers, Mullincia sauce, Allen-chan, do you want to restore your original appearance?" ”
Alan took two steps back, and said with some fear: "Deng Jia'er, don't come over, people don't want to give up." ”
I lifted my forehead and said, "Come on, get to the dead!" ”
Deng Jia'er smiled and said, "Understood." ”
A huge "big chicken leg", well, that is, a big wooden stick with a gust of ground stick wind. Deng Jiaer waved and sighed to herself: "I haven't used it for a long time, and I'm a little rusty." ”
I still didn't want to die, so I took two steps back.
Deng Jia'er immediately looked at me with unfriendly eyes: "Why do you want to refuse people's kindness? ”
Why does her smile look a little crazy? Meow?
Count thirty-six plans to run for the top. Slide! Meow!
Just as I had the idea of running, Tomoya Okazaki had already rushed out of the door one step ahead of me, and Mrs. Xu was still shouting: "Tomoya-kun! Come on! ”
"Don't worry! Xiaoxu, I'll take the first place! Aru! ”
What is the first? Meow?
I felt the wind behind me, and I hurriedly ran away!
Boom!
Smack!
The floors are all smashed! This is regardless of the feelings of the host's family! It's really blackened!
"Mullinsia-kun, why did you run? Why don't you accept people's kindness? Why not let someone smash your head open? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Deng Jia'er let out a strange laugh and chased after her.
I'm going to go, what is this? Why do you turn black at every turn? Meow? Although your face is a little black like rune lace, although your skin tone is frighteningly white. But why do you have to blacken it?
In short, Deng Jia'er, your blackened appearance is so cute! Meow!