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Li Shanhe has also been ** in his last life, and he once thought that those guys who could make girls blush and heartbeat were all born with their natural abilities.

Later, he came into contact with "Pickle Girl Learning", and it suddenly dawned on him that those things were all routines!

For example, why do some people laugh when they tell the same joke, while others stumble and sound boring?

Telling jokes is also skillful! And if there is no one to guide these skills, the only way to become self-taught is to practice! Lots of practice!

If you talk too much about the jokes, you will realize where to pause, where to accent, and where to sell a guanzi for the best effect......

If you don't muster up the courage to open your mouth and say it, you'll never learn the trick.

Although the story of the night god moon was in his mind, Li Shanhe still organized it into notes. Then, after a lot of pen and ink polishing, he picked up the notebook and read it to the empty room.

"The miniature TV hasn't been invented yet, change it...... Well, it's good to dig a pit here, the tone should be a little funny, and the pit that hasn't been found is not called a pit...... There should be suspense here......"

Stop, stop, change, change.

Zhang Jie and others only saw his superficial scenery, but they didn't know the sweat and efforts he put in behind it. Without hard work, even if others have also been given the opportunity to be reborn, they may not dare to follow his path.

The world never revolves around a certain person, and Goldfinger only gives you an opportunity, whether you can grasp it and how much you can play depends on your own efforts. He has read many novels, and too many people are so rich that they are indulged in the battle of the villains of the flies and dogs, and they have wasted the opportunities given by God.

This is not what Li Shanhe wants.

What he wants, big, many, maybe a lot of goals can only stay in his mind forever, but he wants to fight, he wants to see how far he can go.

The gap between ideals and reality can only be filled with sweat.

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The next day.

Pedaling on the tricycle, taking advantage of the red light at the intersection, Zhang Jie hurriedly opened the draft of "The Fantasy Journey of the Night God Moon" and took a peek at it. Not to mention the students, even he, the first reader, was obsessed with the plot of the novel.

"Brother Xiao Li, why hasn't today's story been to the point for so long?" Zhang Jie complained that he had read half of the manuscript on these pages, and he hadn't even connected to the end of yesterday.

"If you want to talk for two hours, how can you do it without irrigation?" Li Shanhe was pouring Chuanbei loquat paste into his mouth and replied casually. The voice I talked about yesterday was a little dumb, and the alien body couldn't bear it.

If this is a novel, two hours is enough to read 100,000 words, if Li Shanhe wants to be more than 100,000 a day, it is better to kill him, how can he last for two hours without relying on irrigation.

Zhang Jie repeated "irrigation" a few times, and was speechless, "Brother Li, you are too profiteer." "Just think about this kind of thing, how can you say it lightly, and summarize such a vivid word, it's too shameless......

There are still a lot of free play plots in this manuscript, and he simply turned directly to the middle, and sure enough, he continued yesterday's story. As soon as I saw it, I was immediately addicted to it, and I almost missed the green light, and was kicked twice by Li Shanhe, so I looked at it twice and returned the manuscript.

Although it was still early, the two were already on the road to work.

Yesterday's opening was very good, but the bicycle capacity was limited, and there were many customers, but there were not enough lunches. He discussed it with Zhang Jie, and the two decided to transport the goods in advance, and if they made one more lunch, they would be able to sell dozens of more copies.

When the two of them arrived at the university, they found that there were already more than a dozen students waiting outside the red gate—most of them female students. The female students held hands, and groups of enthusiasts gathered around Li Shanhe, enthusiastic and focused, with a bit of star-chasing posture.

Zhang Jie squeezed his eyebrows at Brother Xiao Li and made a gesture of grabbing the milk dragon's claw. Li Shanhe kicked the kid angrily, Zhang Jie smiled and sped up the action of unloading the lunch.

These schoolgirls are very unrestrained. They saw that Li Shanhe was young, his face was beautiful, and more importantly, he called a "senior sister" very sweetly, and his courage gradually grew, and they unconsciously chattered in a circle and blocked Li Shanhe inside.

There is a girl whose breasts are not small, and they are also small, and she quietly presses in front of others, dominating the position next to Li Shanhe, while talking with a smile, wanting to set out the next plot, while rubbing Li Shanhe's arm with that breast.

Although Li Shanhe has been forty or fifty years old in his two lives, and has seen countless women wearing clothes and not wearing clothes, the natural reaction of the body is uncontrollable - no reaction is bad. At that time, the flag should be raised to salute.

Seeing that he was about to show his ugliness, at this moment, a female student wearing a "style discipline" armband walked over, followed by a few followers, and swept with a bamboo gun as soon as she appeared, rudely isolating all the frivolous female students, and did not forget to turn around and glare at Li Shanhe.

Li Shanhe was inexplicable, at this time Zhang Jie came over and said in a low voice:

"Brother Li, it seems to be the girl who showed the way yesterday!"

Yesterday? …… Li Shanhe remembered that he had indeed met a very beautiful female student who was a frequent visitor to Kunlun Restaurant. He still remembered that the schoolgirl's name was Yoshiko Shinonome.

"They're all wearing masks, how can you tell?"

"Look, it's so big," Zhang Jie smiled and measured it with his hand, "Even if it turns to ashes, I can recognize it!" ”

You rabbit cub, all the skill points have been added to this useless place. Li Shanhe gave him a kick, Zhang Jie smiled and patted the ash on his buttocks, stepped on the bicycle, and went back to the restaurant for a second trip.

"Yesterday I said I would take care of you, and I, Yoshiko Shinonome, will do what I say. I'll help you carve out a piece of land, and you can sell bento here, don't cross the line, so as not to be targeted by those unscrupulous women, you know? ”

Shinonome Fangzi had a bad tone, and after driving away the female students, she pointed and drew on a piece of ground. Behind him, his men were drawing lines on the ground with lime.

Li Shanhe was a little surprised, he didn't expect such a good thing to be sent to the door, no matter what, thank you first:

"Then, thank you, Senior Sister Dongyun."

Dongyun Fangzi snorted, she looked at the group of female students in the distance, and said lightly: "It's nothing, I can also help you get a simple stage to make your performance better." If you will ask me. ”

Build a stage?

Li Shanhe was overjoyed, "Then please ask Senior Sister Dongyun!" Completely ignoring what the other person meant by "if you will ask me".

The corners of Dongyun Yoshiko's mouth curled slightly, revealing a triumphant smile. "It's almost time to ......," she said, looking out over the school.

At this moment, a group of giggling male students came running over with a bunch of equipment, and a large cloud of dust was raised from afar. After passing through the red gate in turn, he put the things he was carrying on his shoulders and placed them in the area marked by the lime line.