Chapter 149: The Social Man in the Martial Arts Hall
The fishing ground is stable, and Liu Xiaole can be regarded as suffering a loss. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Through the sales data of Lele's aquarium, the sales volume of Lele aquarium will fall down at a base of 0.0 percent per day, if it is not for the accurate accounting method formulated by the second child, this tiny detail will not be noticed at all.
Tianwang Aquarium has learned well, this is to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, different from the previous big opening and closing, this time the encroachment policy was adopted, but commercial competition is like playing mahjong, as long as you live better than me, I can't stand it, so Liu Xiaole is not ready to appease, looking for an opportunity to completely drive it away.
But looking at the calendar, Liu Xiaole shook his head, he was going to South Korea to participate in the jewelry fair in a few days, although Liu Xiaole was not very interested, but he promised others, regretting that it was not appropriate.
Moreover, you can say whatever you want, RB's longevity and koi fish really didn't say, so at the invitation of Mr. Ben, Liu Xiaole is ready to go to RB Mifu City next month to participate in the ornamental fish competition.
In a hurry, the Heavenly King Water Tribe was once again put on hold.
On this day, Shan Wei actually came, saying that he had suffered a loss of kung fu in Songshi, and he had to ask Liu Xiaole to find Qin Yufei to learn some boxing and kicking, Liu Xiaole was secretly bitter in his heart, just this learning attitude, no matter how he learned it, he couldn't survive the second episode in the TV series.
Budokan
Shan Weito relates to borrow a piece of space from an RB kendo martial arts hall.
To be honest, Liu Xiaole's ass is a hundred unwilling to come, and, according to Liu Xiaole's understanding, there is no routine at all in fighting, no matter how high the martial arts are, a brick will be knocked down.
Liu Xiaole looked at the Japanese-style decoration around him and sighed: "Martial arts are so broad and profound, someone actually opened an RB swordsmanship gym, and there are so many people to learn?" I really don't know what these Chinese people think. ”
Qin Yufei said: "Martial arts sometimes have no borders, and it is not a bad thing to communicate with each other."
Then he picked up a wooden sword from the side, flipped it twice, frowned, and said, "It's lighter, but it's okay." ”
"If you want to learn, I can teach you the basic body method, and then you need to understand it yourself."
In the way of returning the body, it would be good for Liu Xiaole to remember the movements and draw the cat and the tiger, but he was polite or serious to learn.
Liu Xiaole nodded, and then also took a wooden sword, and after a few strokes, the wooden sword made a whining sound.
Qin Yufei held the sword, and while gesturing, he said: "When practicing, the sword is required to go with you, carry the sword with your body, and the form and the meaning must be in harmony with the spirit, the intention and the qi, and the qi and the god." ”
Then, he raised his sword violently and said: "In the Liuhe, you also need hands, eyes, body, law, and steps to be wonderful."
Subsequently, an empty thorn: "Walking like a dragon out of the water." ”
The hilt of the sword asked and stopped in mid-air, "Quiet as a civet catching mice." ”
"In the movement, the hands are divided into yin and yang, the body hides the gossip, and the nine palaces are stepped on, the inner is in harmony with its qi, and the outer is in its shape."
It's simple to make two moves with Qin Yu, except for the crotch where he didn't hit, he hit almost everywhere he can hit, if this is a real battle, he is estimated to be reincarnated.
Liu Xiaole didn't learn anything~~~~.
In the afternoon, Shan Wei came back, and the trainees who came to the training came to the class, watching Shan Wei's distorted movements, and laughing.
Shan Wei didn't make an appointment: "What to see, don't learn the kung fu of your ancestors, what foreign things do you learn here~!" ”
After that, one of the students said, "What about me, aren't you too?" ”
"Lao Tzu is borrowing the venue."
"Cut~!" The students gave Shan Wei a coax.
Liu Xiaole covered his head and secretly said that it was really embarrassing.
Liu Xiaole looked at his watch, it's not early, damn it, the sparring partner is more effective than the person who specializes in practice, and said, "That's it for today." ”
Before the words fell, a senior who took the lead ran up and said provocatively: "I don't know if a few of you want to act?" ”
I heard the students laughing.
Liu Xiaole raised his eyebrows when he heard this, "Acting? ”
"Yes, I've been paying attention to you for a long time, Huaquan embroidered legs, if you want to act, can you not practice in this dojo, we have to participate in the competition, don't affect us."
Liu Xiaole said with a dark face: "What do you mean?" The kung fu left by your ancestors is to embroider the legs? ”
The senior smiled: "Isn't it? I've been watching you guys for a long time, just a few actions, don't delay other people's time here? ”
As he spoke, he put on a black strap, and it seemed that his rank was not low.
When Liu Xiaole heard this, this temper came up again, "Then let's practice?" Of course, the practice that Liu Xiaole said is not to hold a sword, but to play in a society without rules.
The senior snorted and said, "I don't fight with Huaquan embroidered legs." ”
Then he said with a disgusted expression: "Let's go, don't waste time here." After that, he waved at the students and said, "Come on, let's hurry up and practice." ”
Looking at the arrogant appearance of the senior, Liu Xiaole glanced at Qin Yufei, Qin Yufei didn't show anything, yes, forget it, it's a lot of meat to say a few words, anyway, Ming'er won't follow Shan Wei and them, never see each other, why make a grudge.
But Liu Xiaole hadn't taken a few steps yet, only heard a voice: "Your uncle's." ”
Looking at Shan Wei again, he picked up the wooden sword in his hand, and slashed towards the senior, the senior seemed to have been prepared, and jumped out of the attack range with a step, and Shan Wei was empty.
So fast.
The senior said with a gloomy face: "Don't give face, I'm not responsible for hurting me." ”
Shan Wei said: "It depends on whether you have the ability to do this~!" ”
Then he waved another sword.
Liu Xiaole is crazy, just your three-legged cat's kung fu, and you still fight with others?
Shan Wei, who forcibly pretended to be forced in the next few rounds, was beaten into SB. But the senior seemed to be unforgiving, and continued to greet Shan Wei, and the students next to him helped to abuse him, applauding again and again.
The more the senior played, the more excited he became, and he had no intention of giving up at all, after all, there were not many opportunities to perform like this.
"Beat the girls, beat them hard, and teach them some rules." The cadets shouted.
The senior was even more proud, picked up the wooden sword and prepared to draw Shan Wei's face to give a fatal blow, when the wooden sword was about to come into contact with Shan Wei's dignity, there was a snap, and the wooden sword was kicked away by a big foot.
The senior looked at Liu Xiaole angrily, obviously, Liu Xiaole's behavior had defiled the sacred wooden stick in his hand.
Of course Liu Xiaole didn't care, he went to help Shan Wei, but suddenly there was a bad wind behind him, Liu Xiaole subconsciously turned around, and saw the wooden sword coming towards his face.
Because of the suddenness of the incident, Liu Xiaole didn't have time to dodge at all, and subconsciously blocked it with his hand, snapped, and the wooden sword hit Liu Xiaole's forearm.
It hurt to death, Liu Xiaole shook his arm.
"~! Sneak attack~! Liu Xiaole scolded.
The senior seemed to have knocked on the medicine, and struck again, this time not with a sword, but with a foot.
Liu Xiaole's arm was in severe pain, and he had no intention of fighting, and he didn't expect the other party to get an inch, and the sudden kick caught him off guard.
"Bang" was kicked hard in his body, and he was kicked back a few meters before hitting the force wall before stopping.
"Good~!"
"Beautiful~!" The students were boiling again and clapped their hands.
Damn, sword practice pays attention to benevolence, righteousness, etiquette, loyalty and filial piety, the main thing is cultivation, what is your sneak attack.
Looking at the smug look of the seniors, and then looking at the students who are fighting for the tiger, Liu Xiaole is really angry, damn it, don't the tiger threaten you to be my sick cat?
Liu Xiaole casually picked up a wooden sword from the ground and slashed it at the senior's head, "Fuck you~!" ”
When the senior saw this, he smiled slightly, and secretly said that a few people were really half-hearted, and he was not in a hurry to dodge, but he just put the sword in the middle with one hand, and he was sure that he could shake Liu Xiaole's blow away.
But he looked up to Liu Xiaole too much, Liu Xiaole didn't have a routine at all, I saw that the wooden sword had not yet touched, and suddenly stopped in mid-air and was no longer falling.
The senior was stunned, this~~~.
I felt the wooden sword I was holding in my hand tighten, and then my hand was empty.
Yes~~~.
The wooden sword in the senior's hand was snatched away by Liu Xiaole with his hands.
The audience was stunned~~This~~ This is?
The wooden sword was gone, and the senior opened the door, and with a snap, he was hit by a sword in the head.
The senior covered his head, and Liu Xiaole said proudly: "Call you to pretend to be a force." ”
When the senior raised his head, his head was already red, from this sacred dojo, who would have thought that the other party would play like this.
The senior was annoyed and angry, and wanted to pick up his wooden sword, where could Liu Xiaole give him a chance, just when the senior was about to touch the wooden sword, Liu Xiaole came to shoot with a curve, and the wooden sword went out directly along the window.
I only heard a voice outside, "Ah, which king eight lambs~!" ”
The students sighed, it was so dirty~!
Dirty? Dirty is still to come~! The senior got up, but Liu Xiaole leaned over.
The senior is blinded again, is this the rhythm of begging for mercy?
But he was wrong again, and suddenly there was a sharp pain under his crotch, and the eagle grabbed the chick~! Hit again~! This time, he misjudged Liu Xiaole's character.
After being recruited, the senior subconsciously protected his crotch with both hands, but the flaws were revealed, and Liu Xiaole locked the senior's neck.
The two of them stepped back one after the other, and the senior grinned and said, "You let go." ”
There is a buffer on the platform, Liu Xiaole has no time to deal with him, he has to find a lethal place to release DDT.
Soon, the senior was entrusted by Liu Xiaole to get off the platform, and the students stared at each other, what are they going to do with this thing.
Bang, Liu Xiaole fell backwards and slammed the senior's head on the ground, ddt.
Ah~ The senior screamed again, and the students present really saw that it was the first time that the senior was beaten so badly, and it was such a funny beating.
The senior rubbed his head on the ground and kept rolling.
Liu Xiaole is not a person who accepts it when he sees it, he glanced at the platform, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Lifting the struggling senior under his head and feet, he walked to the platform, have you seen the water margin?
Ah, what Water Margin? Before the senior could react, Liu Xiaole came up with a regular Bastin bomb and smashed the senior's head and feet directly onto the platform.
Boom~!
With a loud bang, the senior felt that his neck was broken, and he rolled frantically on the ground.
Liu Xiaole took advantage of the victory to pursue, a camel-like fixation, and saw that the senior insisted, and then it was another set of Wang Ba punches, and the painful senior was in pain and begged for mercy again and again.
At the end of the battle, the senior was already half dead, and the students hurriedly surrounded him to check his injuries. That's right, this senior didn't lose in kung fu, but was too innocent, who said that social play can't appear on the platform of the martial arts hall?
Liu Xiaole proudly wiped his hand on his pants, and muttered: "The child is too young." ”
And Qin Yufei on the side is covering his head, and you don't remember what I taught you, right~! (To be continued.) )