As a veteran driver who has been immersed in ACG for many years, Qi Xiaodian did not think that an alien girl could descend to his house, or pick up the heroine who was silent and in a daze on the side of the road while walking. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info but he just thinks about it.

First, the place where he lives is the Celestial Empire, not neon, and it is a small city in the Celestial Empire, so this kind of opportunity is still relatively rare. Although Guoman has been booming recently in recent years, the boys of the Celestial Empire have begun to have opportunities, but the total number of works is still a bit small!

The second reason comes from his good brother Liu Mou. The ghost knows what skills that pervert ordered.,I usually brush up with him.,Play games with him on weekends.,YY when you meet beautiful girls.,As a result, as soon as he took the exam,Thank God he was 100 in the grade.,Liu Mu's guy was able to get into the top ten.。 Although he has a good relationship, this brother puts a lot of pressure on their family. Mr. Qi and Mrs. Qi talked every day to let him learn from Liu Mou, and Qi Xiaodian himself was secretly working hard, vowing to surpass him in high school.

So, for Qi Xiaodian, instead of YY beautiful girls falling from the sky all day long, it is better to brush a few more sets of five three (only on weekends). Although it is now the summer vacation, the high school entrance examination has been completed, and there is no need to brush up on the questions, but the good habits he has developed in the past three years have freed him from the low-level fun of the dead house.

Do you want to get rid of the five or three after the high school entrance examination?

Hehe.

But now, he was a little confused about the situation he was facing.

"You... Are you okay? ”

It was six o'clock in the morning on July 31, and the town had not yet fully woken up, and Qi Xiaodian was walking on the road to harass his good friend and walk up the mountain to exercise by the way. Just when he was walking happily, when he was walking happily, a figure fell in front of him with a "snap".

There was no sound of falling, and there was no black shadow, Qi Xiaodian just rubbed his eyes, and in addition, the black shadow looked like he had fallen quite badly. He hurried forward to check the situation.

At this moment, the beautiful girl with red hair and two ponytails is lying on the ground with her face close to the ground, wearing a hair ornament that resembles animal ears on her head, wearing a simple white off-the-shoulder top, ultra-short pants with black silk, exuding a terrifying charm under this pose, in addition, there are two strange dolls, one black and one white, suspended above her body.

Seeing that the girl with her face buried in the ground did not respond to his shouting, Qi Xiaodian carefully flipped her over, and then found that the girl was still in a state of circle eyes.

"This look... Don't you look like a Celestial Empire? And this cosplay-like costume... Could it be a foreign friend who distributed flyers at Comic Con? ”

Thinking like this, Qi Xiaodian leaned down and shouted in his loudest voice and most standard tone: "Hey, mylady, RUOK?" ”

The high-decibel sound finally played a role, and the dizzy girl gradually woke up.

“Oh，whereamI? IrememberedthatIhadgoneintothatentrance... Oh，thankyou，sir! Iamfine!” The girl's fluent English made Qi Xiaodian fall into confusion. It's one thing to learn English, but it's another thing to use it in real life.

"I'll go, I don't understand!" Qi Xiaodian fell into frustration and bent forward.

"Ah, you don't understand? Could it be that the magic is dead? The red-haired girl calmly said something terrible in Chinese, but she was pawned by Qi Xiao as a middle school second language and didn't care.

"Hey, you can speak Chinese." Qi Xiaodian breathed a sigh of relief.

"That's what the translation module does." The red-haired girl touched the two dolls on the side of her head, smiled dotingly, and then turned back to Qi Xiaodian, "Sorry to disturb you!" My name is Jinx, and I'm the new Star Guardian. Sign a contract with me and make me a magical girl! ”

“...... Hey, aren't you called Guan Shu Zonger or Wuhe Qinli? Called Jinx? The hue is wrong! You're too unprofessional! Also, the comic show is in the stadium, and it doesn't open until eight o'clock. ”

"Clams?" This time, he changed his red hair and double ponytail, and looked at Qi Xiaodian with a confused expression.

"I said sister, as a professional COS, although appearance is very important, it is not all. A girl like you who looks very good has a COS, not to mention whether the costume is made or not, at least you should get the color right... Or do you have no idea who you're playing? Qi Xiaodian hated this kind of half-hung COSER, and iron could not become steel.

"You're TM... It's annoying! ”

"Alas, the new century, the new wind, how can you scold ......"

"Click!"

As a pacifist in the new century, Qi Xiaodian does not like to scold others on the street, especially if the other party is still a beautiful girl. Although this girl's personality is a little hotter and her mouth is a little vulgar, but good men don't fight women! So Qi Xiaodian is ready to use his mouth cannon Dafa to regain face. However, the girl didn't intend to give him face, she conjured a toy machine gun out of thin air in Qi Xiaodian's frightened eyes, and the muzzle of the gun was pressed against Qi Xiaodian's face - if it was really a toy gun.

Qi Xiaodian clearly smelled gunpowder from the inside of the barrel! It's not really a high-imitation gun, both of which are equally deadly at such a distance!

"The old lady doesn't want to talk nonsense with you, just say it, do you sign this agreement or not?" Holding a toy gun in one hand, the red-haired girl with two ponytails pulled out a piece of paper with strange words written on it out of nowhere, and held it vertically in front of Qi Xiaodian.

"You, you, you......" The smell of gunpowder in the barrel of the gun made Qi Xiaodian smell the threat of death, so that he was completely in fear and panic, where could he still say a complete sentence at this moment.

"Bang!" The girl casually removed the gun and fired a shot at the railing of the winding mountain road. The iron railing snapped in response, and the bullet passed through the guardrail, making a whistling sound in the air, giving Qi Xiaodian goosebumps.

"......" At this moment, as the girl put the muzzle of the machine gun on Qi Xiaodian's head again, Qi Xiaodian was completely in fear, and he couldn't even make a sound.

"Hey, hey, have you figured it out? My patience is limited, is it? ”

"Put... Leave me alone!! Please.... Please let me go!! Please!! You... You can tell me to do anything! His feet were weak, and Qi Xiaodian sat down on the ground directly regardless of the mess, supporting his body with his two hands and trying to move back. But he twisted back a centimeter, and the girl's muzzle was sent forward by a centimeter. Qi Xiaodian is holding his bottom with his last will not to release water.

When the red-haired girl heard the last sentence, she happily removed the machine gun, and then flipped through the hand holding the strange paper, and in an instant, a retro-shaped pen appeared in her hand: "Then you can sign." ”

Tremblingly taking the paper from the girl's hand, Qi Xiaodian was surprised to find that the words that he couldn't understand had become Chinese characters that could be read. But when his life was at stake, he didn't dare to delay a little longer to read. Maybe you just look at the other side and collapse yourself! Regardless of whether it's an agreement to sell itself or an artist, let's save my life first......

Signing his name under the signature "JINX", Qi Xiaodian has never felt that his name is so difficult to write, even when he was punished by his teacher for copying his name 300 times when he was a child.

"Oh, thank you, you're such a nice person!" The red-haired girl's anger came and went quickly, Qi Xiaodian had just finished writing the last stroke, she threw away the machine gun and hugged her directly excitedly, "Please give me some food Mr. Kind, I haven't eaten for a few days, QAQ..."

"Hey..."The girl who just wanted her own life suddenly offered her kindness, and Qi Xiaodian suddenly felt that her brain was not enough.

"Also, if I knew, Mr. Good, the name you signed - 'Qi ~ Xiao ~ Dian', yes, if this is not your real name~~" As she spoke, the girl made a pistol gesture, "Bang! ”

"Ahhhh It's signed, so it's time for you to put your gun down!! ”

"That's fine." The double-ponytailed girl nodded in satisfaction, "Take me to your house now!" ”

"Clams?" Qi Xiaodian was stunned for a moment, what is this TM development?

"What are you doing at my house?"

"Look at the first article of the treaty yourself!" The girl held the terms in front of him.

"...... Star Guardian Contract Regulations? What the heck? Qi Xiaodian's brain was refusing to think about the problem, "'First, the contractor needs to be responsible for the guardian's food and lodging, including food and lodging, and must ensure the guardian's life and health. I always feel like I've signed a terrible treaty!!! "He thought it was a human trafficking treaty!!

"Alright, my contractor." The girl bit the word "adult" very hard, which made Qi Xiaodian tremble, "More things, let's go home and talk about it!" Now I'm hungry! ”

"That's obviously my family......"

Qi Xiaodian's complaint was swallowed back into his stomach after all, in great danger to his life.