Chapter 36: Balls are sacks!
Bai Siwen slipped out of the store, just smug. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info humming an unknown tune, when walking through a dark alley, suddenly his eyes were dark, his head was covered by something, and then he felt like he was being pushed hard.
Bai Siwen was frightened, and shouted at that time:
"Balls are sacks! (Wait!) )”
"Shut up! If you shout again, you'll be ruined! Someone outside scolded in a low voice.
It's Chinese.
Bai Siwen immediately switched to slave mode, and regardless of whether the direction was right or not, he knelt down: "A good man spares his life!" ”
The visitor ignored him and kicked him to the ground. "Speed!" The sound of messy footsteps sounded behind him, and more people rushed in, and a tidal wave of punches and kicks drowned Bai Siwen.
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Li Shanhe hid in the shadows of the alley, looked at the sack in his hand, and then looked at the group of people in front of him.
I wanted to set Bai Siwen's sack, but I didn't expect someone to take the lead?
Li Shanhe touched his chin, although the person who hit the head covered his face, Li Shanhe recognized it at a glance, who is this kid not Zhang Jie?
The other people also looked familiar, and they were probably all guys in the store.
I didn't expect this kid to be faster than me. It seems that the previous reminder is still useful, is this kid making up for the mistakes he made? But it's too unprofessional, and he talked nonsense before beating people, so amateurish, and he can't survive thirty chapters in a fantasy novel.
The beating lasted for nearly ten minutes, and when he had vented his anger enough, Zhang Jie, who was beating the head, said in a low voice: "Go!" Then the men took off their hoods without hesitation and ran away.
Li Shanhe shook his head, in the end, it was a temporary cameo, there were flaws everywhere. When their figures all disappeared into the distance, Li Shanhe came out of the shadows.
Bai Siwen on the ground lay like a dead dog, and twitched twice from time to time, indicating that the man was still angry.
Li Shanhe walked around the dead dog, picked up the cigarette butts on the ground, and then dipped the snow in a sack to wipe off the footprints on the dead dog's body, and the traces on the ground were also messed up, and then took out Bai Siwen's wallet.
There are about 5,000 yen in it. It's quite rich, and sure enough, the reincarnation of the hungry ghost before, is it pretending?
The compartment in the purse, oh, and a condom...... The date of manufacture is twelve years.
Twelve years of single dog, Li Shanhe smiled, knowing that he had money, he put the banknotes back without moving, and then found a yard and threw the cigarette butts in.
In the end, he found a small shop with lights on along the road, called 120, and reported the location, lest Bai Swen freeze to death. Hate is hateful, and if someone dies, something really happens.
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The first day of the first month.
This time of year is the time of year when business is at its best, and many tourists who can't make it to Chinatown look for atmosphere at the nearby Chinese restaurants.
Just when everyone's busy foot hit the back of the head, it ushered in a group of uninvited guests.
With a bandage on his head and a plaster cast on one hand, Bai Siwen limped into the store, followed by two policemen, one tall and one short. He looked around with compassion and pointed at Li Shanhe: "It's him!" Arrest him! ”
The tall and thin policeman who nodded looked at him impatiently: "We know how to deal with the case!" Be quiet! ”
The short officer stepped forward and asked, "Are you Li Shanhe?" Someone has reported that you deliberately hurt someone, come with us. ”
At this moment, the people in the back kitchen rushed out, holding pots and pans in their hands, and suddenly the lobby was crowded with water.
"Who wants to take Brother Xiao Li away? First ask me if the kitchen knife in Lao Zhang's hand will agree! ”
"White peeling! It's you bastard again! This time, you came with a strip? Have you forgotten the rules? ”
"You're waiting! Be careful to put your sack on at night! ”
When the short policeman saw this lineup, he took two steps back in fright.
Bai Siwen was even more unbearable, hiding behind the tall and thin police officer, poking his head out, and pleading:
"Mr. Policeman, you need to be discerning! These Diao people are a group of mainland boys who have no courage, as long as one or two people are sent back to China, they will not dare to speak, there is nothing to be afraid of......"
This caused even more outrage, with many shouting "Fart! "You dog thief!" "Traitor!" , the guy was about to come up, and Li Shanhe hurriedly stopped them.
The short police officer who took the lead turned pale with fright, and scolded Bai Siwen in his heart, who didn't know what to do, and regretted that he shouldn't have listened to a few sycophants and took on such a tricky case.
Fortunately, Li Shanhe spoke out to appease everyone, he walked over, bowed his hand politely, and said:
"Hello, I am Li Shanhe. The two police officers are here, is there something wrong? ”
This has come to this, and it has to be done. The tall and thin policeman calmed down and said, "Yesterday, this Mr. Bai was attacked in the alley. He gave evidence that the suspect was a Chinese named Li Shanhe, excuse me, where were you at 1:30 last night? ”
"I stayed in the store all night, waiting for New Year's Eve with everyone." Li Shanhe snapped his fingers, "So many people can testify for me." ”
Everyone scrambled to say: "Yes, that's right, Brother Li has been with us all the time!" ”
"Whoever dares to touch Brother Xiao Li will be against my Lao Zhang!"
"Don't take Brother Li away!"
The gossip and the mixture of Chinese and Japanese made the two policemen suddenly feel that their heads were big. Cases involving foreigners are never easy to handle.
The short officer stubbornly continued to ask, "Then at about ten o'clock, did you leave for a while?" For example, going to the bathroom, going to the kitchen, etc.? Is it within the range of the restaurant? Ever seen someone leave? ”
"Does anyone go to the toilet and look at the time?" Li Shanhe said with a calm expression.
Bai Siwen shouted: "Mr. Policeman, it must be him!" I heard the man who hit me talking, and there was no one but him! ……”
"Bastard! You shut up! The tall and thin officer turned around in disgust and cursed. Bai Siwen is like a big white goose that has been choked by the neck, and he doesn't dare to say another nonsense.
The two policemen glanced at each other, and the short officer said cautiously: "In this case, please go to the police station with us to make a record." ”
Li Shanhe smiled: "Of course you can, cooperating with the work of the police has always been the obligation of the shop." It's just, if you don't mind, can you show me the police ID cards of the two of you? ”
Although he was not very happy, at this time he was under the roof, and the police could only show his police ID.
Li Shanhe took out a piece of paper unhurriedly, copied the names and police numbers of the two policemen, and then handed it to Zhang Jie in front of them:
"If I don't come back in the afternoon, you can take this and go find Qian Lao Hei......"
Has it come to this point? Zhang Jie's nose was sour, and he blurted out: "Brother Li, it's actually ......"
"What are you crying about, it's a big New Year." Li Shanhe smiled and patted the back of Zhang Jie's head, and slapped the second half of his sentence back into his stomach, "It's just to make a record, cry a fart, I'll be back soon." ”
The tall and thin policeman couldn't help but think of some bad rumors, and asked cautiously: "Excuse me, ...... is that Qian Laohei?"
Li Shanhe glanced at him: "Oh...... An elder of the gang. ”
The tall and thin policeman "groaned" at that time, and he wanted to shoot Bai Siwen behind him to death. Among the Japanese associations, the combat effectiveness of the Chinese associations is ranked first, and no one wants to be named in them.
At Li Shanhe's request, the three of them did not take a police car, but walked back, and after walking a street, Li Shanhe smiled and waved to everyone at the door of the store.
Seeing that Brother Xiao Li was so calm and relaxed, everyone calmed down, and the handcuffs were not on, so it would definitely be fine!
"Kyoko, the store is handed over to you, I'll go find Qian Laohei." Zhang Jie wouldn't be so stupid as to wait until the afternoon to find helpers. He hurriedly picked up the car keys and disappeared from everyone's eyes.
Hmph, what can Qian Laohei do? Bai Siwen sneered, this was his last chance, and naturally he would not forget to do something at the police station.
He resumed the store manager's style, and commanded with a high spirit: "What are you doing here?" Why don't you get back to work? ”
Everyone glanced at Bai Siwen, but no one agreed.
Bai Siwen scolded secretly in his heart, is Li Shanhe your father? I didn't give you any money, so I just listened to him? Servility, deserves to be a clay leg for the rest of his life!
The contempt in his heart turned into contempt, and now was the critical moment for him to win over these people. He gritted his teeth and took out a stack of envelopes:
"Come here...... I'll send you New Year's red envelopes! Li Shanhe's coercion is definitely not as generous as me, everyone remembers it, follow me Bai Siwen mixed with meat to eat......"
The police quickly finished the transcript, and in less than an hour, Li Shanhe walked out of the police station with ease.
"The police didn't torture them...... Also, if Bai Siwen can influence the Japanese police, he will not rob the position of a store manager. Li Shanhe bought a few lollipops at the commissary, and while holding the candy, he pondered: "So, it's on the way back?" ”
A few golden retriever thugs squatted on the other side of the road, took out the photos and looked at them, glanced at each other, extinguished the cigarette butts, and quietly followed behind Li Shanhe.
After following for a few minutes, one person noticed that something was not quite right, why were there fewer and fewer pedestrians?
"Brother Long Yi, why does this guy always choose a remote road?"
"Maybe it's urgency? It's just so easy to get started! Okay, this is a good place, here it is! The dragon laughed fiercely, threw the finger tiger to his companion, and he took out his butterfly knife and rushed over first.
When Qian Laohei arrived in a hurry, he saw such a picture.
Li Shanhe sat on a stack of human blankets, holding a butterfly knife and doing nothing to shave the hair of the person under him. There were already a lot of golden retrievers on the ground, and he stretched out a little boredly:
"Yo, old money, you're here, how about cutting my Fuwa's head?"
Qian Laohei looked at the striking dark red blood on the man's head, he really didn't know what to say.
Li Shanhe coughed: "I haven't given a haircut for a long time, and I have shaved my scalp a few times." Mistakes, ahem, mistakes. ”
After a long time, Qian Laohei said: "If you can solve it, what can you call me to do?" ”
"Oh, there's actually something I want to ask you for help."
"What's the matter?"
"I've thought of a way to get money quickly, and I need your help."
"Say."
"I want you to be a witness. Among the people I know, you are still the most respected, so I'll trouble you. ”
"Yes...... But your takeaway? ”
"It's a small thing." Li Shanhe snapped his fingers, "Let him be nervous for a while." ”
(After thinking about it, I deleted the plot in the police station.) Xiao Zheng doesn't know what the Japanese police are like, if he buys pork chop rice for the protagonist like a Japanese drama, and intimately persuades the protagonist to confess and be lenient, it will be too uninteresting, pure water words. Xiao Zheng had planned to write that the police handcuffed the protagonist to the radiator and beat him, and then the protagonist reversed the photo/audio recording function with his mobile phone...... Then Xiao Zheng suddenly remembered that there is no heating in Japan...... To avoid such ugliness, let's not write it. The plot that could have been collected +5w is gone! Xiao Zhen's road to godhood is worrying! )