Chapter 243: Touching the chin
Chapter 243 Touching the chin
As soon as the little fat man heard Tian Feng's words, he looked up at the camera on the ceiling, frowned, and quickly said: "Don't let the police know about this matter, otherwise things will not be easy, and we will both have a hard time." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
"Then what do you say, if you don't let me call the police, then I will say that you are here to blackmail me, and you will have to pay me half more for the meal, otherwise, I will call the police, and you will do it yourself." Tian Feng held the mobile phone in his hand, played with it in his hand first, and then shook it in front of the little fat man, and then pretended to call the police.
"Big brother, don't! Forget me, don't call the police, it's my mistake, I apologize to you, you don't care about the villain, let us go! As soon as the little fat man saw that Tian Feng wanted to call the police, he hurriedly begged Tian Feng for mercy.
"It's okay if you don't call the police, then you can accept my punishment! For one and a half times the price, you have eaten a total of six plates of scrambled eggs with tomatoes, one plate is one hundred and sixty-eight yuan, which is one thousand and eight yuan, plus half of the price is five hundred and four yuan, a total of one thousand five hundred and twelve yuan. I don't want this fraction, just one thousand and five! ”
As soon as Tian Feng said this, the little fat man and a few other guys were all dumbfounded, because they might only have more than a thousand yuan on them, if this is the case, I am afraid that they will have to take it all out.
"Big brother, we don't have so much money on us! See if you can have less. "The little fat man still doesn't want to pay so much.
"It doesn't matter, if you don't have enough money, just let one person go back and get the money, we are not in a hurry, there are no guests now, we will wait slowly." Tian Feng didn't want to give these people a good look, he knew that these people were originally here to find trouble, if they didn't give them color, then they would come to find trouble in the future!
"Big brother, can you have less, just a thousand!" The little fat man is still a little reluctant to pay so much money.
"There's nothing to bargain about, I don't call the police, I'm already taking care of you, aren't you still satisfied! Do you have to force me to call the police! Just now, you kid teased our old ---, no, it's Miss Ying's business, and I haven't even bothered about it for you! If you give me any more bargaining, I'm going to keep raising the price. ”
Tian Feng said, just glanced back at Li Wenya, and saw Li Wenya glaring at him! It's clearly his nonsense!
When the little fat man heard this, he hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, big brother, we can't give you money, you must not increase the price." Wait a minute, I apologize to your welcome lady and ask for her forgiveness. ”
When Tian Feng heard this, he deliberately cocked Erlang's legs again, and then pretended to be proud, looked at the little fat man and said, "Okay, give money!" ”
At this time, the little fat man hurriedly took out a few hundred yuan on his body. Then he glared at the little ruffians who were still surrounding him and said, "Why are you still stunned, hurry up and pay for the eldest brother." ”
These little ruffians, they all obediently took out the money on their bodies, and it seems that these people are also listening to this little fat man.
A few people put the money together, and it was almost enough.
Tian Feng counted the money, and then said: "Okay, don't do this kind of thing in the future, just eat well, why just think about the things that pit people!" If I ever know what you're talking about, I'm going to continue to pack you up and send you all to the police station. ”
When the little fat man heard this, he quickly stood up, lowered his head, looked at Tian Feng and said, "Okay, little brother remember the teachings of the eldest brother." ”
"Alright, you can get out." Tian Feng glared at the little fat man and shouted.
"Thank you, big brother, let's get out right away." The little fat man gave everyone a look, and hurriedly walked over in front of Tian Feng.
When the little fat man walked in front of Li Wenya, he quickly bowed and said, "Sister, I'm sorry just now, please forgive me." ”
Li Wenya blushed and said a little angrily: "Let's go quickly!" Don't let me see you again. ”
"Yes, yes, yes!" The little fat man just took a few little ruffians and immediately disappeared at the door of the hotel.
At this time, Tian Feng walked in front of Lao Zhang and said, "Uncle, thank you for helping me, you can take this money!" It's the reward for eating half of the dish just now. Tian Feng said, and put the five hundred yuan in front of Lao Zhang.
Lao Zhang hurriedly refused: "Boss Tian, don't be like this, you saved me just now!" And this girl, she also speaks for me! How can I ask for your money! ”
Lao Zhang was still a little embarrassed to ask, after all, he didn't want to help just now, he just wanted to take advantage of it for a while!
Tian Feng stuffed the money into his hand and said, "Uncle, you take it!" In short, without your help, we don't know how to reason with them this time! It would be troublesome for them to call the police with the forged evidence. ”
Lao Zhang saw that Tian Feng insisted on giving it to him, so he had no choice but to give in and stuff it into his trouser pocket.
"Okay, then we'll go back too, so I won't bother you."
Lao Zhang, with a few old men, left the hotel slowly and leisurely.
Tian Feng watched a few old men leave, just looked at Li Wenya and joked: "Okay, it's okay, you can continue to stand guard." ”
Li Wenya glanced at Tian Feng, feeling a little unhappy, so she went upstairs directly.
Tian Feng looked at it and thought to himself, what's the matter with this woman, is she still angry with herself, didn't she just say a little fat man teasing her just now, is this it!
"Well, anyway, there are no guests now, so let's go and coax the goddess!"
So Tian Feng followed Li Wenya upstairs.
When Li Wenya arrived in her office, she was sitting on the sofa with a not very happy look.
Tian Feng saw it, but it was also a little strange, so he joked: "Why, I, a hero, have been busy for a long time, and the beauty not only doesn't thank me, but also seems to be angry with me!" ”
Li Wenya listened, but just glared at Tian Feng again, but still didn't speak.
Tian Feng knew that this woman was like this, she had some petty temperament, but if she wanted to tell her some jokes, she would immediately turn her anger into joy again.
So Tian Feng smiled again and said: "Oh, I know, it's all because I've done too much to save the beauty as a hero, this is the first time the hero saves the beauty, the beauty will definitely be moved to death, and even immediately decide to make a promise."
But this thing, if it happens a few times in a row, the beauty seems to be used to it, not only will she not be moved, but she will even feel that the hero did not protect the beauty, so that the beauty is bullied again and again!
How's that, beauty, aren't you like that now! You've started to get aesthetically tired, and you're used to my behavior. There are no such moving cells in my body, so I am blind to my act of righteousness and bravery. ”
As soon as she heard Tian Feng say this, Li Wenya couldn't help but laugh with a snort: "I hate it, what nonsense are you talking about!" I'm your ex-girlfriend! It's not normal for you to save me. If not, then I'll make a promise now, would you like to! ”
When Tian Feng heard this, he was a little embarrassed, and immediately said: "Don't worry, I have no choice, if it were in ancient times, I would really like to live a life of three wives and four concubines." But modern society doesn't allow it! ”
Li Wenya glared at Tian Feng and smiled: "I want to be beautiful, I still want to live the life of Wu Meiniang!" Get a lot of male pets. ”
Tian Feng saw that Li Wenya was not angry, so he said again: "Then why were you unhappy just now, just because I said a little fat man to tease you!" ”
"Who told you to come out late! Otherwise, can I let that kid flirt! Li Wenya seems to be really unhappy about this little thing!
"Didn't you just touch your face!" Tian Feng said nonchalantly.
"It's not the face, it's the chin!" Li Wenya even corrected it.
"Oh, I didn't see it." Tian Feng said with a smile.
"What were you doing in the kitchen! Didn't you hear that kid calling! Why didn't you come out earlier, otherwise, I wouldn't have to stand up for you and let that kid take advantage of me. Li Wenya seems to be still worried about this!
When Tian Feng heard this, he smiled again: "Aren't you just touching your chin!" I even touched my face, what did you lose, didn't you scold that kid! ”
Li Wenya said: "What is a scolding, at that time, I should have slapped him!" Li Wenya seems to regret it now, why she didn't hit people at that time.
When Tian Feng heard this, he said, "You don't seem to have beaten anyone for a long time!" That is, half a year ago, did you slap Chen Daodao! I'm afraid this technology has long been forgotten. ”
"Hmph, it's all your fault anyway, otherwise, I wouldn't have let that kid take advantage." Li Wenya just held on to this matter.
"Oops! Okay, if it doesn't work, you can touch my chin again, or you can touch my face, I don't care. Tian Feng just looked at Li Wenya and smiled.
"Get out, who scares your jaw." Li Wenya glared at Tian Feng.
"Otherwise, let me touch your chin! I wonder if men like to touch women's chins! Especially in some costume TV series, ruffians generally meet beautiful women, which is such a shot. Tian Feng looked at Li Wenya and smiled.
Li Wenya thought for a while, but said generously: "Okay! Feel free to touch it! It should be my gratitude once again for your heroic act of saving beauty. As she spoke, Li Wenya raised her white and tender chin, looked at Tian Feng, and was ready to let him touch it.
Tian Feng stretched out his hand happily, but when it reached Li Wenya's chin, it suddenly retracted.
Li Wenya's heart was still beating wildly, and she wanted to 'enjoy' her ex-boyfriend's gentle touch! But Tian Feng braked halfway, which somewhat made Li Wenya a little displeased.
"Why didn't you ask for it back?" Li Wenya glared at Tian Feng with disgust.
"I'm afraid you'll bite me." Tian Feng said with a smile.
"Haha! Do you --- you think your hands are sausages! Li Wenya also amused Tian Feng.
"It's not a sausage, it's a banana!" Tian Feng continued to laugh.
When Li Wenya heard this, she just glared at Tian Feng and didn't say anything. After pausing for a while, she seemed to think of something again, just glared at Tian Feng and said, "You didn't deliberately stay in the kitchen for a while before coming out!" ”
"Why?" Tian Feng was a little puzzled. "I just want to see me molested by that kid!" Li Wenya pretended to be a little angry.
"You mean, I like to watch costume TV series." Tian Feng said with a smile.
"Don't you like it!" Li Wenya said with a smile.
"Well, I like to watch it too." Tian Feng said with a smile. "That's it, now you should admit that you just had some dirty thoughts!" Li Wenya said.
Tian Feng heard this, and corrected: "Pay attention to the words, what is a dirty idea, not all TV series act like this, before the hero saves the beauty, don't you let the gangster tease the beauty first, and then let the hero appear." ”
When Li Wenya heard this, she glanced at Tian Feng and said, "Is this really the case!" I didn't feel why the director was acting like this. ”
"Why else, just because the audience likes to watch it this way! If the gangster just appeared and didn't walk in front of the beauty, the hero just flew up and kicked the gangster away, so what's the point. Tian Feng said with a smile.
"Well, it seems that you are the one who has a bad habit of eating melons." Li Wenya just glared at Tian Feng again and said.
"What do you say! I was just playing the role of a hero. Tian Feng argued.
"There's no director either! Why would you want to show up a little later. Li Wenya continued to pester.
"Because --- because I don't just want to be a hero, I also want to be a director!" Tian Feng said with a smile.
When Li Wenya heard this, she came over and slapped Tian Feng's shoulder and said with a smile: "Then you should hurry up and become a director!" Don't stay with me. ”
"Then you should continue to be your welcome lady! No, you won't be able to last even a day! This time, it's the meal, can you attract a punctual guest for my brother! "Tian Feng is also going to pull Li Wenya away!
"Okay, I'll just go to stand guard, I don't believe I can't attract a punctual customer." Li Wenya was also unconvinced. After speaking, he followed Tian Feng downstairs again.
Downstairs, still no guests. There are only a few waiters talking and chatting in the hall! As soon as they saw Tian Feng and Li Wenya coming down, several people quickly stood up and began to clean up some leftovers on the table!
Li Wenya walked to the gate again, still standing there, as a vase for the hotel! Tian Feng continued to help in the kitchen, and it was about to be dinner, what's the matter, at noon, there would be some guests.
Li Wenya stood at the door, smiling, just looking at the street outside the door, wanting to see what kind of goods the next customer would be! Thinking about the customers she attracted before, she was very uncomfortable. (To be continued.) )
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