Chapter 33: Wonderland is like a dream
"As we discussed in the previous chapter, we also .................. here Uh, sorry, I forgot. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" Zhu Gaosheng scratched his head in confusion, what can I do if I have a poor memory, and unlike you who have excellent abilities, I don't care about the exam at all.
"Lao Gao, forget it if you can't remember, it's over there, come in the door." Ye Feng couldn't bear to listen to it anymore, because it was too scoundrel, and he still had the cheeks, at least he had to keep it for someone.
It's just that as soon as Ye Feng stepped into the school gate, a group of people either pretended to play with their mobile phones and peeked at him, or stared at him openly, which made Ye Feng think that there was something on his face, and was about to ask his sister if there was anything strange on his face, when he vaguely heard some words.
"Is this the legendary Elder? How did I hear that he is the best little Lori! Rumors kill people. ”
"There's not a comic with the president as the heroine.,I remember it seems to be called "The President is a Maid Adult.,This comic is selling off now.,I thought I could take this time to see how the president sells cute.,Which one thinks it's ......... Ay! ”
"Stop talking, the president seems to have noticed the conversation between us, be careful that the president will remember a big mistake for you."
Your voices are so loud that anyone can hear them, okay? Ignoring what they said, Ye Feng stepped to his class, only to find everyone who met him whispering to his companions.
Collapsed on the table in discouragement, and asked Chu Yixiao, who was numb to the same table, with a bad expression: "How long has it been, and everyone has forgotten my previous appearance?" Is my previous existence so easy to forget, how can it be cultivated! ”
"Relax, this kind of thing is a trivial matter, and when everyone gets used to the way you look now, they won't say anything." Chu Yixiao looked at the book quietly, brushing the green silk fluttering on her forehead to her ears.
"Yixiao, I'm going to go to the student union like this in the afternoon, my boy's heart can't be destroyed because of this." Ye Feng said firmly.
"A man's blood is reflected in the war, and only by gathering the hearts of the people can we win this beautiful war, classmate Yefeng, looking at your absent-minded appearance, you have doubts about my path." Saitama is in the passionate brainwashing, and finds that Ye Feng doesn't care about his education, and is completely in a fugue.
Ye Feng, who was thinking about how to enter the student council with masculinity, was interrupted by a piece of chalk from Saitama Sensei, "Teacher, I think radish greens have their own loves, you don't need to be too particular, everyone gets along in harmony is the real happiness." ”
Saitama was speechless for a while, and for the first time communicated with his peers to his students, "Ye Feng-san, your point of view is a bit of a panacea, if there is absolute fairness in this world, then wouldn't the mortals in this world have no pain and trouble?" ”
"Mr. Saitama, this student's idea is too beautiful, but because of this, religious culture was born in history, such as Buddhism, Taoism, etc., as well as the emergence of small groups such as SOS group, SSS group, FFF group, and SOX group in recent years." Teacher Zero Yu appeared at some point and explained his theory in front of the podium. (Why are many of the famous organizations in anime in English, the author doesn't understand)
"Oh? Saying this, Mr. Ling Yu seems to have something to say, so I will accompany him to the end. ”
"I have a word, Saitama teacher and listen to the next way, why support poor milk in the next, because it is a fabric for the social province, which is economically advantageous, and the poor milk girl has a stronger ability to survive, and when she encounters some narrow passages, she can escape effortlessly, and even without those two pieces of fat, the running speed can also rise." Zero Yu told the advantages of poor milk with reason, hoping to crush Saitama Sensei's belief.
Although Saitama was in a cold sweat, dripping sweat was clearly visible on that bald head, Saitama was not defeated, and his slack eyes became domineering and sharp at this moment.
"There are many differences in this statement, there are many good breasts, what children need at the beginning of their growth is milk, and the quality and quantity of milk don't need me to explain, Teacher Lingyu."
"In addition to making children grow up smarter, it can also make the world pleasing to the eye, which is a gift from nature, and it can also hold something without hands, cough cough, in addition to ju, breast milk can open up the market, so can you say that it is not good for the economy? It's ridiculous! ”
The students in the audience had already studied on their own, ignoring the two teachers on the stage who were angry and their faces were congested, Ye Feng turned his pen and stared at Chu Yixiao next to him reading a book boredly.
A morning class passed noisily in the two teachers' discussions, and I didn't want to talk about the lunch box in detail, for fear that some people would be dissatisfied, so Ye Feng opened the lunch~~
Crispy but not mushy, delicate but not greasy, smelly at first, fragrant and attractive, with the freshness and freshness of white tofu, and the aroma and crunch of fried tofu.
The salted duck skin is white and tender, fat but not greasy, fragrant and delicious, and has the characteristics of fragrant, crispy and tender.
This meal and two dishes were displayed in front of Ye Feng's eyes, and those people were dissatisfied, so they held back, "The bento made by my sister always makes me look forward to noon, with my sister like this, what more can my brother ask for." ”
A lunch was easily solved here, and after eating enough, the drowsiness also came up, and it was spent in a state of confusion at noon.
"Lord Night Kaede, Lord Night Kaede." This royal sister's voice is crisp and beautiful, which makes Ye Feng's ears comfortably pregnant.
"Sister Tiandao, you don't have to be so gentle and considerate to wake him up, just kick him back, he doesn't know anyway." Another Lori voice spoke, and her tone was sour.
"Gaia, if the eldest sister doesn't say yes, you're not allowed to come." A cold Lori voice sounded again.
"According to the order of heaven, earth and people, you should call me second sister, sister Alayya~"
"I'll never call a Lori sister with a more childish mind than me.,You're going to die.。
"Call the second sister, call the second sister!"
"Don't scream, don't scream, I just don't scream!"
"Okay, okay, don't let the guests see the joke, Lord Ye Feng, how long do you want to pretend to sleep?"
Ye Feng opened his eyes in disdain, not knowing how to speak, it didn't seem good to ask where it was, and it didn't seem necessary to ask if there was anything to help.
"Lord Ye Feng, don't worry about why you came here, you should accidentally get lost, and I'll help you go back to where you should be later." A plain white robe reflects the woman's elegant temperament.
"Thanks to the fairy's help, can I leave right now?" The tone is very low, this is the way of heaven, don't offend, and hug your thighs decisively.