Chapter 6 Inability to adapt
Liu Yifeng actually wanted to deny it directly, after all, what he did in it just now was disgraceful, I hit you on your chest once, and you pulled my hair once, it was also flattened, right? But suddenly, he felt that he had escaped like this, not to mention that the woman in front of him still owed him a favor, although he also had a little bad heart, but didn't nothing happen that day in the end. Speaking of the pen "Fun" Pavilion, www.biquge.info said that he was still a little confident, so he was looking at this real hair, as long as he didn't take off his pants for a physical examination, he said that it was a woman, and he could do what she could do.
"Of course I'm not Liu Yifeng, I'm his sister Liu Yifei."
"Poof......" Jin Lin couldn't help laughing: "Liu Yifei looks like you?" Are you really Liu Yifeng's sister? ”
"One-two-one. You can't laugh at people just because they're beautiful. If I weren't Liu Yifeng's sister, would I look so similar? The eyes, the nose, and the mouth are all the same. Liu Yifeng became more and more nervous.
"Well, not only does it look alike, but it also sounds a little alike."
"We're dragon and phoenix fetuses." Liu Yifeng found that this lie became more and more smooth to make up.
"I'm friends with your brother, my name is Jin Lin." Jin Lin thinks that this Liu Yifeng looks pretty good, but his sister, although she is very similar to him, but the girl looks like this, and she is so tall, it is a bit of a tragedy. Look at the shriveled chest, it's still Princess Taiping.
"Really? That's a coincidence...... ”
Liu Yifeng originally wanted to talk about homely things again, but he casually glanced at his phone, wow, it's four twenty! No, there is still a task in my body, and the most difficult part has finally been completed, and I can't capsize in the gutter.
"This ...... I'm in a hurry to go first. ”
"If you're in a hurry, I have a car, I'll send you." Although Liu Yifeng's sister really looks a little sorry for the audience, if she is familiar with his sister, it is also good to understand that kid, isn't it.
"No need, you drank so much last night, if you drive at this time, maybe it's still drunk driving." Liu Yifeng blurted out.
"What?"
"Uh...... I'm leaving. ”
Knowing that he had said the wrong thing, Liu Yifeng ran away, quickly stopped a taxi and went home. Fortunately, Jin Lin was still in a daze and didn't catch up.
When I arrived at the company, the doorman Xiao Zhao was still napping and didn't see Liu Yifeng, who was disheveled.
Quickly export photos from your smartphone and upload them to the app's gallery.
[Today's mission completed]
Liu Yifeng breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately he caught up. Now is to quickly remove Gu Lili's mole.
Sure enough, the undo key has turned into a bright and clickable color.
Looking at Gu Lili, whose face was restored to its original state after clicking to save, Liu Yifeng had a sense of atonement.
He didn't forget to use the software again to turn his long hair into a small flat head. This mission was successfully completed, thanks to this long hair.
Holding the computer monitor back to the office, Liu Yifeng was relaxed.
"Brother Feng, I'll tell you good news, just now the supervisor came over and said that a new batch of computers was brought in, and the old ones should be replaced, and I will send your newspaper and replace it tomorrow." When Zhang Zhilei saw Liu Yifeng coming back, he hurriedly licked his ass and went up to curry favor.
Liu Yifeng wants to cry without tears, and he usually doesn't see how much this girl is on the road, this time he doesn't need to be active and positive, who wants to change the computer?
Although this software is life-threatening and has such a strange task, no one is willing to give up easily with this magical function. Otherwise, why is Nobita still happy to be tired of those props every time he gets into trouble because of Doraemon's props?
In fact, Liu Yifeng also thought about it, even if he couldn't copy the software, he could always use it if he removed the entire hard drive and took it home.
So in the afternoon of the same day, while everyone was off work, he secretly removed the hard drive of the computer. In order not to be discovered, another old hard drive was installed.
When I got home, I didn't even bother to eat dinner, so I excitedly installed the hard drive of the unit. Start the computer, haha, the software is still there, and it can still be opened normally.
Hey? Why are all the keys greyed out? You can't even import images. No, you can't move the entire hard drive, what kind of temper is this?
Just when Liu Yifeng was desperately trying to pass each button, a dialog box suddenly popped up: [I changed my place of residence, and I couldn't adapt to it for a while, please understand]
Changed your accommodation? Can't adapt? Are you software or people? Do you think you are the Aladdin lamp god? You have to live in a magic lamp. Even Aladdin's lamp god, isn't the entire hard drive removed at this time? What else!
[I'm software, but I'm more powerful than Aladdin]
Uh, I forgot that this girl can read minds, and she really can't scold in her heart.
"But how are you going to get used to this new computer?" Liu Yifeng simply didn't think about it in his heart, and asked directly.
[Click to view new mission]
"Wouldn't it, that would require a mission to be completed as well?"
After this incident in the afternoon, although it went well, Liu Yifeng had a psychological shadow, and he was still a little afraid of this strange software.
[Due to changing the use environment at will, the software is now in an unstable state, click to view the new task and restore the normal operation of the software]
"Yes, you don't need to stress to me that if you're not careful, you'll become a woman, a dog or even a stone, I can't do it." Liu Yifeng had a feeling of digging a pit and jumping by himself, and angrily clicked "check the new task".
[Take a photo of women's lingerie and upload it to the gallery]
Depend on! First, I went to the women's bathroom to secretly shoot naked. Photo, and now I'm going to steal again. Shoot girls' underwear, is this software a rogue cultivator? Now that my girlfriend is gone, where can I find underwear?
"Bang bang bang" suddenly there was a knock on the door.
"Who?" The rented house where Liu Yifeng lives has not had visitors for 800 years.
"I'm upstairs, my underwear fell on your windowsill, please pick it up." is a sweet female voice.
Female? Undergarments!!
Liu Yifeng was excited and hurriedly ran to the balcony. Sure enough, a light purple Bra was straddled on the railing in an extremely provocative position.
It turns out that the girl upstairs has a D.,I really can't see it.。 Grabbing Bra, Liu Yifeng was excited. I can often meet the upstairs girl when I go up and down the stairs, because she always dresses extremely conservatively and has a slender figure, I never thought she was so connotative, and she is purple, and she smells of milk...... Could it be that the panties are also purple......
Even with a lot of thoughts in his mind, Liu Yifeng still didn't forget to quickly take out his mobile phone to take pictures.
"Thank you so much." The girl upstairs took the Bra, her face was already red, and without waiting for Liu Yifeng to speak, she quickly ran back upstairs.
It's really hard to find a place to break through the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it. I uploaded the photo and properly cured the discomfort of the software. At this point, my stomach is also hungry.
"Boss, let's have a bowl of beef ramen and put more coriander." It's still the same Lanzhou ramen restaurant.
"Xiao Liu, are you very busy with work today? Why is your face so bad? Yesterday I saw that you were still red-faced. "The boss personally brought the noodles this time, and spread a thick layer of coriander on top.
"Do I have a bad face?" Liu Yifeng touched his face, as if the feeling was indeed not as good as during the day, could it be caused by excessive nervousness when he went to the women's bathroom to secretly take pictures?
The boss actually wants to say that your face used to be like this, but it was just a little better yesterday. Come on, don't hit this lad.
After eating dinner in a hurry, Liu Yifeng rushed into the bathroom to look in the mirror as soon as he got home. The hairstyle is still the flat head that was just revised in the afternoon, but the skin is as rough as before, and there are two acne on the forehead, which are almost mature, and people can't help but squeeze it when they look at it.
Liu Yifeng also knew that his face was caused by his hands and couldn't help squeezing acne, otherwise, if he was as smooth and traceless as he was in the daytime, he would be a handsome guy. In fact, this is also an important reason why Liu Yifeng risked becoming a woman, a dog or a stone at any time, and was suppressed by all kinds of strange tasks of this broken software, and still didn't want to lose it. Who knows if your face will suddenly have a few more pimples?
And acne is due to eating too much coriander. Of course, endocrine disorders are not ruled out. The two places were separated before, and I wasn't sure when I could snap, but now I'm back single, and I don't know when I will snap. As for manual operation, it is completely impossible to achieve that effect. Therefore, endocrine is not only caused by physical reasons, but also psychological factors must account for a large proportion.
Maybe the two acne on the forehead are new, but those acne marks on the face, without the damage of many years, will definitely not reach this level. What's going on? Didn't you rub your skin yesterday? Why is the hairstyle still there, but the dermabrasion effect is gone?
"Hey, why is my dermabrasion gone?" Liu Yifeng shouted directly at the computer.
[Please speak quietly, the retouching time is effective, and the recovery is normal] dialog box pops up.
"Is that the mole that Gu Lili ordered will also disappear automatically?"
There is no new dialog, apparently the default.
"Why didn't you say it was time-limited earlier, so that I took such a big risk to do such a thing, and I was completely blind. How long is the expiration date? A day? ”
[At the low-level stage, the time limit is uncertain, the long is three or five years, and the short is one or two days]
"Damn! This span is too big, why can't the dermabrasion effect last for three or five years? ”
There's no new dialog, and the software is probably, and it seems to dislike exploding with "" the least.
Fortunately, the software still works fine. So, Liu Yifeng grinded his skin again, clicked Save, and his skin was instantly smooth and tender.
Unexpectedly, Liu Yifeng, you are a big man, and you have to be like a girl's family, doing a beauty and dermabrasion every three or five days. In the past, I always felt that as long as a man was able and good to a woman, his face was not important. Women need to look at their faces and figures. But it turns out that if you don't have money and don't have a luxury car, you can only be a little handsome. Be handsome, other girls love you as a person, you have money and luxury cars, and other girls just fall in love with your money. Of course, handsome, car, and rich, not a king yet. Jianlin is playing chess, and that is a winner in life.
Looking at the skin in the mirror to restore the smooth and delicate self, touch, the feel is superb. Speaking of the feel, Liu Yifeng subconsciously looked at his hands, the girl he hit in the afternoon, that is, the one she picked up from the door of the bar last night, her chest feels very good, hey. In the midst of sighing, the phone rang, and the caller ID was "baby".