Chapter 2: Bounty Pirates
"Grass-, please use the verb well, what does 'dry' mean? Lao Tzu didn't dry a cow, Lao Tzu hadn't reached that point, Lao Tzu just drank a few sips of pure natural milk. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info" Wang Mengmeng licked the milk from the corner of his mouth and roared with satisfaction.
"Really?"
On the roof of the wooden house next to the pasture, a freckled beauty lay on the edge of the roof, blinking her big red eyes, looking down at Wang Mengmeng, half-convinced.
Wang Mengmeng's heart was nameless, and he really had an impulse, wanting to rush up and stomp on the two "cow" milk on the chest of the beauty, and look at her with a sneer and scold her for "big breasts and no brains", but he looked at the freckle beauty who somehow climbed up on the roof, Wang Meng finally restrained the devil in his heart, and asked with a stiff smile: "Look at my face, like the kind of person who needs to be so **?" ”
The freckled beauty pondered her head, not knowing whether she was saying "yes" or affirming her own statement.
However, at this moment, Wang Mengmeng didn't care.
Because when he talked about his face, he immediately remembered his original intention, and hurriedly asked: "Look at your dress, you should be from the ranch, do you know where there is a mirror for me?" ”
The freckled beauty has a napkin tied on her head and is wearing a typical ranch woman's costume, which Wang Mengmeng can't see with her eyes that have watched cartoons for many years.
Sure enough, when the freckle beauty heard this, she asked with a little surprise: "You can see this, how can you see it?" ”
"Tell me where the mirror is. I'll tell you again! ”
"Where can we afford such a high-end thing as a mirror, but there is a basin of water in the stable for feeding the horses, which can be taken care of for you, and I usually do it." The beautiful woman pointed to a wooden house not far away.
Grass--, you are stinky and beautiful, I am pursuing the original self, can it be the same?
Wang Mengmeng scolded secretly in his heart, but his mouth was full of thanks, and he ran over.
People are under the eaves, have to bow their heads, although they don't believe that Qing Shui can be used as a mirror, but now the road of life is not familiar, in this anxious situation, can only look at it, maybe you can judge one or two.
It's just that when Wang Mengmeng arrived at the basin of water that was ready to be sipped for the horses, he found that he had completely overthought it.
The handsome face inside is clearly reflected, just like the one that swept thousands of girls and fascinated many young women from good families when he was young.
It seems that either the soul is worn to a guy who looks exactly like himself, or he has inexplicably rejuvenated and arrived in a strange place, as soon as he thinks of this, even Wang Mengmeng, whose heart is as solid as a rock, can't help but hide his face, and has an urge to cry.
The handsome face is still !!
"Anyway, I hear a lot in the phone bug, and now men are said to be sperm worms, what chickens, dogs, pigs, don't let go, it's just that pigs and dogs are not as good, you really aren't this kind of person?" Just when Wang Mengmeng was in a surging mood, the voice of a freckled beauty sounded in his ears again.
Beauty, you said that pigs and dogs are not as good as dogs, can I say yes?
Wang Mengmeng forcibly suppressed the excitement and slander in his heart, and nodded firmly: "It's really not! ”
It's just that as soon as the words were finished, Wang Mengmeng suddenly woke up in surprise: "How did you get down from the roof?" ”
"Tell me how you can tell I'm from here, and I'll tell you." The beauty smiled proudly, but she learned Wang Mengmeng's previous desire to answer first.
Wang Mengmeng wanted to say that as long as he was not blind or stupid, he could see it, but in order not to hit the beauty, he still replied more sincerely: "As soon as I look at your temperament, I have a feeling that you are a person here, and eight times out of ten you have a very close relationship with the rancher here." ”
"Tut-tut, the eyes are quite poisonous. How can you tell that I have an intimate relationship with the ranch owner? ”
Hmph, I'm not going to tell you that in the cartoons I've watched, a beautiful woman like you is either the rancher's daughter or his lover.
Of course, judging by the freckles on the face of the beauty, Wang Mengmeng is more inclined to the first guess.
"Tell me how you got down first, and I'll tell you!"
After running here for so long and no one around, Wang Mengmeng regained the demeanor of his youth, and it was inevitable that he had some considerations for the beauty in front of him, but Wang Mengmeng was worried that when he was soaking and eating, the beauty might be so shy that he ran up to the roof again, and he was very troublesome, and he wondered, he didn't see any ladders and ropes around the wooden house, how did this freckled beauty go up, how did she get down, did she jump down or fly down? Wang Mengmeng naturally didn't believe it, but this little trick naturally wanted to be solved.
"I'll go up and down as much as I want, stupid you!" The beauty smiled, looking at Wang Mengmeng's big eyes full of teasing.
Wang Mengmeng looked at the beauty with such a look, and really wanted to lift her skirt, rip off her underwear, and hit her ass ten times and eight times.
But--,
After all, Wang Mengmeng is not a purebred young man with a brain and excess energy, and he still thinks in his head: "By the way, why don't you see a single figure here, the rancher They let you be a delicate beauty here alone, and you are not afraid of a 10,000 in your heart?" ”
The freckled beauty seemed to be told that it was a sore spot, and she didn't ask Wang Mengmeng to answer the question, so she replied hatefully: "Isn't that the bounty pirate in our village going to sea?" The big guys are going to see her off. ”
"Huh? This bounty pirate is also too presumptuous and contrived, and when he goes to sea, he still needs someone to 'send' him, and then the government/government department asks people to 'send', and no one cares? When Wang Mengmeng heard this, he was incredible.
And the freckled beauty listened to Wang Mengmeng's indignation, and was very excited to find a soulmate, almost grabbed Wang Mengmeng's elbow and said: "That's it!" It's just going to sea, what to give, isn't it just a bounty pirate, it's all related to the glory of my town, how can the glory of my town be compared to a small bounty pirate, and besides, I am destined to be a bounty pirate in the future, why should I send it? ”
"Huh?"
Wang Mengmeng suddenly had a sense of confusion that the amount of information was too large to deal with, and in layman's terms, it was completely blinded.
It's where and where.
"The glory of my town", this is saying that this bounty pirate is still a local specialty of your town, but for this native bounty pirate, shouldn't you scoff at him and make him a shame for the whole town? Why is it so weird to get to the glory of your town?
This bounty pirate or something is related to the glory of your town, no matter how weird it is, but you are a delicate freckled beauty, you don't want to be my person, you want to be a bounty pirate, you have a show in your head, saying that you landed first with your feet or your head first when you came down from the roof just now?
"Tell me what I said, right?" The freckled beauty didn't know all kinds of complaints in Wang Mengmeng's heart, but she shook his elbow and asked fiercely.
This man just has such a weakness, he is shaken by a beautiful woman, and he forgets everything when he sells cuteness, and he will only instinctively say: "Ah? Yeah! ”
The beautiful woman's ears were soft, but she was overjoyed when she heard it: "I know that you are different from the rest of the town, and you also think that I am destined to become a bounty pirate, and I am bound to surpass that damn 'Lu Fei' with a bounty of many times and many times the bounty pirate?" ”
"Huh? Who did you say you were going to surpass? ”
"Lu Fei, what's wrong?"
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