Just when Wang Dongxing was watching the company's internal TV series stinky beauty, he received a call from Pangu. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Hello? Dongzi! Oh no! Pangu looked anxious, and his voice trembled when he spoke.

Wang Dongxing hurriedly comforted: "What's wrong? How can you, a powerful person comparable to a top-level immortal, be scared like this? ”

"We've got a demolition!" Pangu's tone was full of gloom, as if he had become a contemporary Lu Xun.

Wang Dongxing was furious when he heard it: "I'm an immortal!" That dog dares to demolish my house? Didn't you beat them half-paralyzed? ”

Pangu said with a bitter face: "How dare I do it!" I'm going to fight these crispy little guys! Didn't you say you wouldn't let me get you in trouble? Now that my family is a public figure, I can't discredit her! ”

"You're pretending to be with me at this time?" Wang Dongxing said depressedly: "That's okay, you wait at home!" I've been bored for the past two days. I didn't expect the fun to come to the door so soon! ”

After hanging up the phone, he summoned a somersault cloud, and after half a year of recovery, he was already able to mobilize some mana, although it could not destroy the world, but it was easy and pleasant to summon a somersault cloud.

A super loud fart erupted from the middle and lower parts of Wang Dongxing's body, and after a while, the yellow smoke solidified into a soft cloud.

The somersault cloud, which had not come out for a long time to breathe, finally saw the master, and hurriedly coquettishly played with Wang Dongxing. Wang Dongxing took the somersault cloud and went into the bathroom... If you stay in the rectum for a long time, it will inevitably taste something. Of course, Wang Dongxing has been separated from the human body, and there is no metabolism in his body, so the somersault cloud has no taste. These are just his psychological effects.

After a long wash, and after wasting half a bottle of shower gel from Wang Dongxing, the somersault cloud turned into a cloud of white flowers and marshmallows.

Wang Dongxing opened the window, sat on the somersault cloud, pointed in the direction of the mountain city and ordered: "Go!" ”

The somersault cloud started very steadily, and it slowly carried Wang Dongxing straight into the sky, and then stopped in the stratosphere. Friends who have studied geography know that the atmosphere is divided into: troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere, warm layer and upper atmosphere. Stratospheric air flows smoothly, so it's the perfect way to tell you to fly.

Along the way, Wang Dongxing encountered planes in the stratosphere, but his speed was much faster than that of the plane, and the passengers could not see Wang Dongxing's figure through the glass at all-even if they had good eyesight, it would be regarded as an illusion. A normal person would never think that someone in the stratosphere would lie on a cloud and fly.

Wang Dongxing flew back to the mountain city all the way without danger and lazily. The whole process took him about forty minutes - his current mana had not yet recovered, and the consumption of releasing the energy shield was too great. Therefore, if the speed of flying naked (flying without the shield is opened) is too fast, it is easy to throw him off!

After arriving home, Wang Dongxing saw Nuwa sitting on the ground crying, Wang Dongxing asked anxiously, "What's the matter?" Who bullied Wa'er? ”

Pangu pointed to the big pit in the courtyard and said, "Originally, Nuwa dug a hole and been in retreat, but I didn't expect her to be dug out by an excavator... I'd love to ask them if they learned this excavator at Broughley! ”

Wang Dongxing was dumbfounded. Grandma's, too arrogant, too lawless! Is there still a royal law? Is there still a law? This demolition has been demolished on his head?

"Are there any other residents nearby?" Wang Dongxing looked at the devastated Sandao Street outside the courtyard, which looked like post-war Baghdad.

Pangu shook his head: "They all moved away, and the last one to leave was the second grandmother, and the old man was worried that we would be persecuted." However, she was still taken away by her son. Within a radius of twenty miles, there is only one of our family left gasping. ”

Wang Dongxing asked, "What are you doing here?" Is it necessary to develop our poor country? Is it to build a big villa? It shouldn't be! Is it necessary to build a mountain villa in this mountain town? ”

Pangu spread his hands and said, "Who knows?" Now the question is, what do we do? ”

"What to do? Dead carrying! This house is the only property left to me by my father and my mother, if this is gone, how can I go down to the underworld to see my parents? Wang Dongxing said angrily.

"Anyway, the price given by others is quite fair, and there is no malicious suppression of the price... Are we really carrying it like this? Pangu asked.

Wang Dongxing snorted: "Even if he opens the sky-high price, Lao Tzu won't move!" I shoveled Nuwa out of the ground with a shovel, and I fought with them endlessly! Is my Wang Dongxing so easy to bully? Wa'er, do you want to take revenge on them? ”

Nuwa nodded pitifully with tears in her eyes and said, "They are so hateful! ”

Pangu embarrassed: "To be honest, I don't even know where your cat is in retreat..."

Nuwa is a snake, and snakes like to burrow and sleep since ancient times - this habit may have been passed down from Nuwa. But this is really fate, Nuwa's unlucky child was really dug up by someone with a shovel, and I don't know if it's a coincidence or fate is destined to have this catastrophe.

Wang Dongxing threw a cigarette into his mouth, then rubbed a small flame and lit the cigarette, inhaled sharply and asked, "Wa'er, how is the recovery of the power of creation?" ”

"Master Yu, Wa'er is recovering well! Wa'er found that the aura of this world had suddenly increased a lot, and my recovery speed had actually accelerated! Nuwa said excitedly.

"Well, normal! Keep up the good work, don't be proud! The body of a beautiful woman is waiting for you! Wang Dongxing tempted.

"Master, big villain!" As soon as Nuwa heard Wang Dongxing say this, her small mouth suddenly flattened. She also knew that she was cheated by Wang Dongxing, but who made herself an apprentice, so Nuwa could only pinch her nose and admit it.

"Brother Gu! When are those demolition guys coming? Wang Dongxing asked.

"Hmm... Every day at four o'clock in the afternoon, there are about 100 people, and if they hadn't seen me as a bit of a deterrent, the forklift would have bulldozed our house a long time ago. Pangu said plainly.

"Give them face! Give me five minutes! Wang Dongxing sat on the somersault cloud and went directly to the county seat, and went to the seed store to buy all kinds of seeds.

After returning home, Wang Dongxing held the first family meeting of "Resisting Forced Demolition". Attendees were:

Conference Organizer - Head of Family Wang Dongxing;

The first resident, super otaku - Pangu God;

used to be a beauty, and the current Lori - Nuwa Shengzun;

"Since Nuwa has been treated unfairly, the main task this time has been handed over to Nuwa to be responsible. Now I'll deploy the combat mission..."Wang Dongxing sat on the sofa and talked eloquently.

"The enemy's main weapons are large trenchers or excavators, and forklifts may also be attached to the enemy. So we have to be prepared. Wa'er, if you try this game, you will probably get a lot of inspiration. As he spoke, he handed the mobile phone to Nuwa, and the screen of the mobile phone was the casual game that was popular all over the country fifteen years ago:

Plants vs. Zombies! (To be continued.) )