Funny!

It's so funny!

The fact that Su Qianwei has a boyfriend is already fantastical enough, and now another husband has come out of the phone, this is completely the mother-in-law pulling the man's pants - nonsense!

After hearing these angry words, the vinegar that had previously appeared on Zhao Haipeng's face was swept away, and a layer of playful and contemptuous smile was soon clothed. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"If you are Su Qianwei's husband, then Lao Tzu is Qin Shihuang's father! I've lived so big, I've seen bragging, but I've never seen something as fresh and refined as you brag! Did the walls of the psychiatric hospital collapse and get you out as a psychopath? ”

"God, your sister's scripture! Lao Tzu is telling the truth, as for believe it or not, it's all your business, and I have a fart relationship! Although I don't know who you are, judging by my keen perception ability, you must be a rich second generation who loves to pretend to show off and show off! If you don't believe my relationship with Qianwei, you might as well ask her personally......"

After saying this, Zhang Yi suddenly cut off the phone and launched a divine sense from his brain.

The object of this divine consciousness projection is none other than the golden-winged Dapeng eagle who likes to look for flowers and willows everywhere.

In fact, this time he came to the mortal world, Zhang Yi had two plans in his heart. The first aspect is naturally to help him overcome the difficulty of taking transportation to reach Longdu, and as for the second aspect, there are more or less thoughts of using his mana to eliminate dissent.

Su Qianwei's family background is outstanding, and her appearance is the standard for a beautiful woman who is one in a million, so it's strange that a lot of male animals don't mess with it.

In Longdu, it is not as good as Lin'an City, and he does not have the slightest connection to rely on, in this case, the golden-winged Dapeng Eagle with super mana has naturally become his preferred helper.

At the same time, among the top clubs of Qionglin Haitian.

"Little Diaodiao, I'm in trouble now, I urgently need your help, come to me quickly after receiving the news......"

The golden-winged Dapeng eagle, who was tasting the wonderful taste of the "seven-color rainbow" cocktail, looked intoxicated, and was suddenly harassed by Zhang Yi's sudden message, and was suddenly frightened to the point that his body trembled.

And this abnormal behavior directly caused him to be despised by the beautiful bartender who was bartending.

"Handsome guy, it's your first time playing here, right? The seven-colored rainbow wine is not strong, and the people who have drunk it have not ten thousand but nine thousand, but the body has never drunk it......"

The bartender wore a high silver-gray ponytail, and his two moving eyes swept around the golden-winged Dapeng eagle from time to time, making him feel ashamed and ashamed.

"Damn, master, why is this guy called Lao Tzu at this juncture? Wait a little longer, and the girl at the next table will come over. It's good now, but he has been so stirred up that it is all yellow. Not only can't you catch tender beauties out of the water, but even the beautiful bartenders have begun to despise Lao Tzu...... Forget it, let's leave this unlucky place first, it's not easy to find a three-legged toad, it's not easy to find a two-legged beauty? ”

After a while, he was angry and embarrassed, and he sat on the card seat, and finally chose to hurriedly settle the four thousand yuan wine money, and rushed to the People's Square where Zhang Yi was currently located.

Half an hour later.

Looking at Zhang Yi, who was leaning on the base of the fountain statue in the square, the golden-winged Dapeng eagle immediately restrained the unhappy look on his face, and changed to a pleasant expression.

"I said, master, I have just found a blessed place to live and meditate, why are you so eager to summon me? In a few moments, I'll be able to clean it up the way I want it to. By the way, what is the matter with you looking for me this time? ”

"Actually, this matter is very simple, I only need you to help me take a small revenge. Let me ask you a question, what would you do if someone robbed you of your horse and declared war on you? ”

Zhang Yi clearly smelled the strong perfume smell coming from the golden-winged Dapeng eagle, but he pretended to believe the other party's nonsense, and nodded quite convincingly. After meeting Dapeng Diao's suspicious eyes, he added fuel and vinegar to the conversation.

"The dragon's scales are against the scales, and if you touch it, you will be angry. Such an easy-to-understand truth, the master should know better than I know, right? Anyway, you're also a dignified high school student, and in the past, you were equivalent to a showman. If I had to say, I would have scratched him in the face with my claws, and beaten him so that he couldn't walk for half a year, until he saw my horse hiding......"

When he said this, the golden-winged Dapeng eagle looked proud, as if it was a red-tailed rooster returning from a victory.

"Well, since you've said so, it seems that you have the same opinion as mine. Let me ask you again, if someone wants to get involved with my future wife, should I beat him up? ”

Zhang Yi's best thing is to borrow a donkey to go downhill, and when he heard the opinion of the golden-winged Dapeng eagle, he couldn't help but be happy at the moment. After changing his tone of righteous indignation, he once again told him what he was currently encountering.

"Beat him up! If the master is angry, the little eagle will help you out......"

As soon as the words were spoken, the golden-winged Dapeng eagle regretted it.

Why is this atmosphere so secretive? No, it's clear that the master has laid a trap, just wait for himself to jump in step by step!

Thinking of this, the feathers all over his body were about to explode.

What Zhang Yi was waiting for was his words!

With his mind fluttering, he reacted quickly.

"Little Golden Eagle, it's not that my master likes to call you, it's that the relationship between the two of us is too close. As the saying goes, Jiao is not separated from Meng, Meng is not out of focus, and our current relationship is like this. Seeing that I, the master, was bullied by others, are you kind enough to stand by and stand by? If it weren't for the fact that I hadn't come forward to lecture him today, this guy would have collapsed on the ground and turned into a mess of mud. Where are you still going to shoot? Just say, do you want to help? If I really don't want to help, I won't force it......

These words can be called a model of grievances, a template for instigation, and Zhang Yi's tears are about to flow.

Looking at the expression of the golden-winged Dapeng eagle again, it also changed from the previous hesitation to the resolute appearance of generosity.

It's all said and done, and if he doesn't agree to come down, he feels like he's not a person anymore!

Gritting his teeth, stomping his feet, a determined voice blurted out and flew towards Zhang Yi.

"Master, I helped you with this, let's say, how can I help you in order to rectify this shameless third party to your satisfaction?" (To be continued.) )