Chapter 185, New Dishes

There was a bruise on Shrek's neck, and it seemed that Xia Yu couldn't reach his face, and he punched his neck. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Mr. Shrek, I see that you have some unpleasantness when you come to our village." Liu Yan said with a smile, and Chen Xiaodrunk was translating beside him.

Shrek smiled awkwardly: "I just said hello in a friendly way, I forgot that it doesn't work to give a hand-to-hand gift in Huaxia, and I will be regarded as a pervert." ”

"That's fine, I've already told my brother, wait a good talk, shake hands and make peace, harmony is the most important thing, what, Mr. Shrek, why are you living in a tent? Is it because of the summer rains? ”

Shrek shook his head vigorously: "No, no, this is a wonderful place, if you live in a room, you can't feel it, but I found that I can't find it even if I live in a tent, because it's too cold, I have to wrap myself tightly in a quilt." ”

Liu Yan listened to Chen Xiaozui's translation, and smiled helplessly: "It seems that you are not here at the right time, so let's do it, you live in Xiannan Village for a few more days, and when the spring flowers bloom, you can feel the breath of nature here." ”

"Huaxia is a magical country, but I have to return to China next month, because of my job, forget it, I want to fly farther, but I am always bound, damn it, Liu, if you and the beautiful lady can have a chance to go to Europe, I will be your free tour guide, if not drifting on that damn cruise ship."

Damn cruise ships? Most people want to get on this cruise ship for a lifetime and can't get on it, just kidding, the Atlantic cruise ship tickets are tens of thousands, plus the cost of the cruise ship, it is estimated that this ship has to bring at least a dozen or two hundred thousand, and this money is almost a person's annual salary in Huaxia, and people with brain problems will take their hard-earned money to this cruise ship for a week.

Liu Yan took a look at the things in Shrek's tent, there were really a lot, and these professional mountaineers were ready to buy them in this vicinity: "Mr. Shrek, are you carrying these things around these days?" ”

Shrek nodded: "I went to many places before I set the last stop at you, I can stay here for a month, just in time for your New Year, and I have also learned a lot of Chinese in these months." ”

Liu Yan believes this, after staying in China for such a long time, it is strange that he will not have a few words, if he puts himself in the United States, his English level will definitely improve greatly when he returns, at least he will not have to have someone to translate like now.

Chen Xiaodrunk looked at Shrek in disbelief: "For example..."

"Eat grapes without spitting out grape skins, don't eat grapes but spit out grape skins, his eldest uncle and his second uncle are all his uncles, wide tables and long benches are all wood, fourteen is fourteen not forty, forty is forty not fourteen..."

Shrek said a few tongue twisters in a very strange pronunciation: "I asked an old man who painted landscape paintings, and he said that if I said these words very neatly, then I could learn all Chinese." ”

Chen Xiaodrunk nodded and forced a laugh: "The spoken language in Chinese is indeed very important, Mr. Shrek, you said it very well." ”

Liu Yan patted Shrek's shoulder, it was Shrek who was half a head taller than himself: "Dude, we're going to eat inside, do you want to be together!" ”

Shrek chick pecked at the rice and nodded: "Of course!" But there doesn't seem to be any red wine here, and I love to drink wine. ”

Liu Yancai doesn't care what he likes to drink, think about how much he wants to eat Chinese food on the cruise ship, he has to make it himself, and you want to drink red wine and brew it yourself.

Wang Dazhuang has done all the dishes, this meal is a bit hearty, these two days because of the New Year's pass, the villa has not had much business, so he has nothing to do, just trying to make new dishes: "Everyone try it, I have invented a few new dishes, you see how it tastes, if you can, I will make it for the guests in the future." ”

Everyone was already in a circle in front of the table, and the fat man looked at the new dish in front of him: "Uncle, are you treating us as guinea pigs for experiments?" This shouldn't kill people, right? ”

Wang Dazhuang replied uncertainly: "Probably not, I've tasted it all." ”

"Should? Then there should be such a thing as eating the dead? ”

Liu Yan glanced at the fat man: "Pull it down, you see your saliva is coming down, foodie!" ”

"Haha, it really tastes good when it smells, and I have no regrets about dying in these dishes!"

The fat man moved a few dishes to himself, picked up the chopsticks and tasted a few bites: "It's really good, it's better than what the turtle's son Liu Yan made, Uncle Zhuang, you can win the award, the best vegetable god of the year in Xiannan Village." ”

Liu Sihai and Chen Yidao are now like old buddies who have been together for a long time, and the three old men entered the door while discussing the chess game just now.

"I'll just say that I was careless, I drank a few more sips, and my brain was a little bad, otherwise how could I lose to you."

Of course, Liu Xiang was gloating: "I told you not to blow the bull so big, just your tricks will be useful to me, and now you have met a master, right?" You can't even win by cheating. ”

"Uncle Xiang, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense, when did I cheat? Is my old man like that? ”

Liu Xiang shook his head helplessly: "You diverted Brother Chen's attention and took advantage of the position of your car, I saw this, I have been with you for so many years, I know what shit you are going to pull when you pout your ass, oops, it's really late." ”

Of course, Liu Sihai couldn't hold his face: "Late Festival? Let's have dinner, late festival? ”

Chen Xiaodrunk said with a smile: "Three grandfathers, come over for dinner, Uncle Zhuang's new dishes are very good." ”

Chen Yidao saw that the table was full of vegetables: "I smelled the fragrance from afar, Xiaoyan and his grandfather, you see that so many of them are young people, how about the three of us old people get together at a table?" ”

Liu Sihai nodded: "Eating with them, I will only feel older, agree, that big strong, get a few dishes for my uncle, and wine!" ”

The three of them found a small table: "Young people have young people to say, we have we have said, today's meal is for Brother Chen, your reception, come!" ”

Liu Yan looked at the happy looks of several people, and didn't want to say anything.

"Why is this cabbage sour? Is it too long? Shrek ate a little of the dish that was placed in front of him.

Chen Xiaodrunk explained to him: "There is vinegar in this cabbage, this dish is called hot and sour cabbage, you try this, it is guaranteed to be delicious!" ”

Shrek looked at the red meat in front of him and swallowed: "To be honest, I can't eat spicy, but I have to taste it today." ”

Shrek picked up a piece of meat with a spoon, put it in his mouth and chewed it a few times, and then gave Wang Dazhuang a thumbs up: "good, it's not as spicy as I imagined, I didn't expect this dish to be able to do this, I decided, I want to learn to cook from you." ”

Wang Dazhuang naturally didn't understand what Shrek said: "Drunk, what does this foreign devil say?" Don't you think our Chinese food is not delicious? ”

Chen Xiaodrunk smiled: "It's not, he said that you are doing a good job and want to learn to cook from you." ”

"Pull it down, just learn how to cook with Uncle Zhuang? Can't even speak Chinese and still cook? "The fat man's face is disdainful!

Xia Yu echoed: "That's it, he has to bring a translator to the kitchen like this, don't put the laundry detergent as salt." ”

"Xia Yu, do you have laundry detergent in your kitchen?" Qin Yu'er said with a smile: "I think he will use the granulated chicken essence as salt, I ate this kind of oolong when I was in Europe, so that I now have a shadow of the chicken essence." (To be continued.) )