readx;?“ Fellow Daoist, I want to ask for some more of your strange fighting figures. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

“…… It turns out that what you want is a doutu emoji. ”

Lishan's mother didn't want spicy strips but wanted those bucket picture expressions, which was a miscalculation for Bai Xiaobai.

However, this is also because he is not clear enough about the market research of the fairy world and the Buddha world.

The reason why spicy noodles can be widely spread in the Buddhist world, and the word of mouth is getting better and better, is not only because of the deliciousness of the spicy noodles themselves, but more importantly, people in the Buddhist world do not eat meat and only eat vegetarian.

Vegetarian, most of the ingredients are very simple, they have been vegetarian for thousands of years, and their mouths are about to fade out of the bird's taste.

For them, the vegetarian delicacy of spicy strips is naturally like walking in the desert for a long time, and when they are about to die of thirst, they suddenly taste a sweet and delicious sweet spring.

That taste, how is it a cool word?

However, the fairy world is different.

The fairy world was created by Taoism, except for the fifteenth day of the first month and a few other specific days, they are not taboo for meat and vegetarians.

Meat and vegetables are not taboo, there are more things to eat, they have lived for thousands of years, even the papaya head knows that the food should be delicious, and there are more delicious things than spicy strips.

Spicy strips, at most, make them sigh.

Yikes! How can this vegetarian still do this! How is this thing like this! How can this thing have such a refreshing taste?

However, compared with the spicy strips, the funny picture expressions sent by Bai Xiaobai made Lishan's mother refreshing.

It didn't take long for the start of Xianwang, and this kind of thing has never happened, when I came into contact with these pictures, Lishan's mother didn't know that WeChat chat could still play like this, and I didn't have to worry about it being bad!

Searched the entire immortal network, through the relationship with Guanyin Bodhisattva, climbed over the wall to enter the Buddhist network and read various classics, and the information only showed that the earliest date of appearance of these pictures was the day she was invited to join the Buddhist chat group.

All these things show that the things she wants are only available in the hands of the Buddha who has never been famous.

Those teasing expressions spread quickly and widely on the immortal net through her hands, and at the same time, many Taoist friends, even the Jade Emperor, asked her for some more original expressions.

However, the ones in her hands are still sent out by Bai Xiaobai, and if you want more, you still have to start with Bai Xiaobai.

Although the Buddha was originally a Tao and was just a little Buddha who was not famous, she still put down the shelf and took the initiative to add the other party's friends.

Even she already plans to let go of all postures, and the other party can consider whatever conditions as they want, as long as she can get more comic emojis.

Some words that are very mean and hurtful are full of jokes under the completely different painting style.

Don't worry about anyone turning their faces when they see this, everyone knows it's just a joke.

Spicy strips can find a chance to ask for it slowly in the future, and now what Lishan's mother wants most is all kinds of doutu expressions that Bai Xiaobai only has in his hands!

After only staying for a while, Bai Xiaobai replied with an ok after reacting, and immediately went to the Internet to find various Doutu expressions, and all of them were down.

Of course, he also has a categorical screening, some such as just swearing, venting emotions or some small yellow pictures will naturally not be on the phone.

After all, we are civilized people, and we talk about civilization and build a new style. (The important thing is, what if I send those pictures in the past and are looked down upon by Lishan's mother?) Although if it weren't for these pictures, he wouldn't have been able to get into the other party's eyes at all. ）

Relying on the fast speed of the Internet, Bai Xiaobai did not let the other party wait too long, and all the pictures were sent in one go.

Looking at the loading of pictures displayed on the jade disk WeChat from 0% to 100%, Lishan's old mother's expression was smiling at first, but then she opened her mouth wide and was stunned!

She thought that she would have to pay some price for getting these pictures, and not necessarily how many pictures there were.

But she never expected that Bai Xiaobai didn't even ask about the payment, and at the same time sent so many pictures, in just these ten seconds, she has received no less than 100 pictures, and the pictures are still being transmitted......

Looking at the last picture showing that the other party had received it, Bai Xiaobai asked, "Fellow Daoist, are these enough?" ”

Anyway, there are a lot of them on the Internet, and they won't be able to find them for a while, plus there is nothing to do now, and he is idle if he is idle, and he doesn't mind continuing to look for it if the other party needs it.

Unlike posting spicy strips to the Buddhist world chat group, this time he didn't have any idea of profiting from Lishan's mother with a doutu expression, and he just had reverence for this big guy in his heart.

Bai Xiaobai's words surprised Lishan's mother again, are these enough? Mean, there are quite a few?

Lishan's mother is not an insatiable character, but she still wants to test how many such pictures there are in the other party's hand.

Immediately afterwards, she was surprised by Bai Xiaobai's words, no, she was completely surprised!

"This kind of doutu expression is just a gesture, it's easy for me to come by as much as I want, Mother Lishan, you can ask for it casually."

It is widely circulated in the fairy world, and even Wenqu Xing, Shuxian and Huaxian are sighing that these pictures are not as good as this unknown little Buddha is just a matter of hand, which also hurts the self-esteem of Wenquxing, Shuxian and Huaxian too much!

You know, the first thing the three of them said when they saw these pictures was to be amazed and sigh to themselves, and at the same time said that even if they were given a few hundred years, they would not be able to think of such a creative technique, which was simply a perfect combination of wild and bold and realistic!

If they knew Bai Xiaobai's words, they didn't know if they would feel hot pain on their faces!

The old mother of Lishan eased the emotions in her heart, "Hehe, Daoyou, it's enough for the time being, I can't ask for you for such a precious thing for nothing, is there a shortage of Nine Turns Jindan?" Oh, I forgot that the nine-turn golden pill I sent out last time was grabbed by Daoyou, so it must be missing...... If you want something, just say it directly, as long as I can agree, it's no problem! ”

Although Lishan's mother talked so many words to herself, Bai Xiaobai still had no idea of profiting from the other party, and he hoped to gain the other party's favor by giving away these doutu expressions for free.

Moreover, the most important reason is that among the mythical characters of Bai Xiaobai, in addition to Sun Wukong and Nuwa Niangniang, the most admired is the embodiment of the righteousness and wisdom of heaven and earth.

Gaining her favorability is equivalent to great luck, which is incomparable to any item, how can Bai Xiaobai lose a big deal because of a small thing!

Bai Xiaobai replied in a rhetorical manner, "Fellow Daoist, this Doutu expression is really worthless to me, so I don't ask for anything in return." ”

Lishan's old mother's heart was shocked!

To you, the worthless Doutu emoji is worth a thousand gold to us, ah, hey!

If it was an ordinary immortal, maybe it would have passed like this, but Lishan's mother was not an ordinary immortal, she had her own set of rules of conduct, and since the Doutu expression was very useful to her, she had to pay the corresponding reward!

Seeing that Bai Xiaobai always had a fighting figure expression and didn't want money, and gave you away for free, she knew that it would be hypocritical to continue chatting, and a red envelope was sent out immediately.

"Returning the peach has been around since ancient times, and a small red envelope is not a tribute, and the Taoist friends should accept it!"

Bai Xiaobai grabbed the red envelope and was about to grab the occupational disease, as soon as he saw the red light flashing on the mobile phone screen and the red envelope appeared, he would subconsciously poke it open.

By the time he realized that he shouldn't have snatched the red envelope, it was too late, and his fingers were out of his control and had an intimate contact with the screen.

duang~