Auntie, your sister!

Is what I just said hard to understand?

And identity, the only thing I want to hide the most is the fact that you want to kill me!

However, Yan Jiu still smiled and said, "It's good that you understand." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The country of the sea is dangerous and difficult to distinguish, and he has become like this again, he has no divine sense, and he can't even manipulate the thousands of machines to leave, and now the only ones who can rely on it temporarily are the Seven Highnesses.

Of course, even Yan Jiu, the Seventh Highness, didn't know how long he could get on it.

Yan Jiu sighed silently in his heart.

Sure enough, only if you are strong is you really strong.

Yan Jiu picked up a chopsticks of fish noodles and put it in his mouth, it was fresh and smooth in the mouth, and it tasted very good.

"Would you like a bowl too?" Yan Jiu asked to His Highness the Seventh.

His Royal Highness the Seventh still looked like he was smiling, "Isn't it delicious?" ”

As soon as Yan Jiu wanted to reply to the previous sentence, it tasted good, and he heard the Seventh Highness talking to himself.

"It must be delicious, I heard that this fish noodles are hammered into dough with a wooden hammer, and in order to ensure its taste, it is necessary to beat it together with the belt bones."

His Royal Highness seemed to remember the scene that made him extremely happy, and his eyes burst out with some kind of light.

"The wooden hammer falls on the body, and all the pieces of meat are beaten into a puree, and the entrails burst out and soak in the thick juice of the fish, which is mixed with the minced meat, and the fish can only open its mouth wide, waiting to be cooked, which is interesting to think about."

"Did you say, aunt?"

The fish on the side listened silently.

Long Jun is on top, although it is true that the fish noodles are made in this way, but why are the fish scales on my back almost standing up!

Yan Jiu calmly swallowed the fish noodles in her mouth, she really couldn't appreciate the bad taste of His Royal Highness the Seventh, but it didn't affect her eating.

"It seems that you like this fish noodle too, shopkeeper, come and serve a bowl for my friend."

Yu Ah Da hurriedly answered, and ran to the back in a panic to hammer the fish.

Yan Jiu swallowed all the bowls full of fish noodles, and then took a sip of the soup of the fish noodles with satisfaction, no matter what, this fish noodles are indeed good.

At this time, the second bowl of fish noodles also came up, and Yan Jiu pushed the bowl of noodles in front of His Royal Highness the Seventh.

"You taste it, you have never encountered this taste in the upper realm."

His Royal Highness the Seventh was his eyes flickering, and his smile was even brighter, "Auntie, why don't you feed me?" ”

Facing the Seventh Highness's "begging for feeding", Yan Jiu smiled.

"If you don't want to eat it, then give it to me."

"That's not good, this is the first time my aunt has eaten with me." His Royal Highness picked up the chopsticks and began to taste the fish noodles with a disgusted and elegant attitude.

Yu Ah Da wiped the table, and a pair of fish eyes looked at the appearance of the Seventh Highness eating noodles intentionally or unintentionally.

The dragon is on top, and he swears that his fish noodles are really delicious!

Seeing that His Royal Highness the Seventh began to eat noodles, Yan Jiu coughed lightly twice and opened his mouth again.

"His Royal Highness the Seventh used to live in the Upper Realm, I wonder if you have ever heard of a joke?"

"Jokes?" His Royal Highness put down his chopsticks and looked at Yan Jiu, "What kind of demon beast is that?" ”

Hehe, what should I do if I suddenly want to laugh?

Yan Jiu suppressed the smile on his lips, "This joke is not a demon beast, just like poetry, it is a kind of amusing gadget." ”

Jokes are amusing, of course, but there are several types of jokes, such as cold jokes, meat jokes, and - disgusting jokes.

"Aunt will do this?"

"Of course," Yan Jiu pushed the noodles in front of the Seventh Highness again, "You can eat noodles with peace of mind, you have nothing to do anyway, why don't I tell you about one?" ”

His Royal Highness obviously didn't like the creature of fish, and he was also a little disgusted with the food made by fish, but it seemed that listening to Yan Jiu tell a joke or two was nothing.

His Royal Highness Seventh picked up two noodles, "Auntie, please speak." ”

Yan Jiu wanted to open his mouth, but he asked the Seventh Highness a question that had nothing to do with it.

"How old are you?"

His Royal Highness frowned, "How could my aunt ask this?" ”

"Because it's about the type of joke I'm going to tell you."

Of course, this was not Yan Jiu's real reason, she really wanted to know, how much did His Highness the Seventh remember? She didn't believe that the Seventh Highness she knew would casually call a "strange" female cultivator her aunt.

Even though she's not.

"It turns out that this is the case, I am fourteen this year, and my aunt will tell me about the one that suits me."

Fourteen? Yan Jiu raised his eyebrows, it seemed that the poison of this thousand poisonous chapters was powerful.

"Absolutely." The corners of Yan Jiu's lips were smiling, but that smile carried some malicious intent of revenge.

"Your Highness the Seventh has heard of the dish "Three Squeaks". ”

"I haven't heard of this, and I ask my aunt to solve my doubts."

Yan Jiu smiled, of course you haven't heard it, this joke is a must-have for the wine game.

Just like this fish noodles, Sanqi uses a kind of rat-like monster beast newborn cubs, when they have smooth skin and tender flesh, they catch and put them on the plate, and as soon as the chopsticks catch them, they will make a "squeak" sound in pain. ”

"Clamp them, put them on the salt grains and roll them up, they will "squeak" again, and when they are dipped in the salt grains and put them in their mouths, they will "squeak" again with their teeth, and this is the origin of the three squeaks. ”

"Aunt," His Royal Highness put down his chopsticks and said with a puzzled expression, "Are all the demon beasts now becoming popular to eat with salt?" ”

Seeing that His Highness the Seventh didn't react much, Yan Jiu was not in a hurry, she didn't plan to be disgusted to His Highness the Seventh with a "three squeaks" from the beginning.

"Maybe," Yan Jiu said, "I don't know, but I'm telling these three squeaks for the following joke." ”

"This joke is about two people who hate eating three squeaks and accidentally bump into each other."

Yan Jiu knocked on the table, "Wouldn't it be better for you to eat noodles quickly, and listen while eating?" ”

Maybe it was looking forward to Yan Jiu's cold joke, or maybe he wanted to see what happened to Yan Jiu, anyway, His Royal Highness Seventh obediently picked up the chopsticks.

"One day, one of them went to eat noodles, but there were too many people in the store, and the store said that the noodles were sold out, and if they wanted to eat them, they would have to wait for a while, so the person sat in the store and waited. But the left and right sides were not served, and this person was about to starve. ”

"Coincidentally, there was also a table of guests sitting next to him, and a bowl full of noodles was placed in front of him, but the man was just sitting on a stool, motionless, and obviously didn't want to eat."

So the man went up and asked if he wanted to eat. The man waved his hand to show that he didn't want to eat at all, and the man brought the noodles to his table. ”

Yan Jiu said, looking at the few fish noodles left under the Seventh Highness, and then continued.

The noodles were still warm, and the hungry guest picked up the bowl and ate it in three or two bites, but when he picked up the bowl and was about to drink two mouthfuls of noodle soup, he suddenly found that there was a "three squeaks" at the bottom of the bowl. ”

Yan Jiu looked at His Royal Highness the Seventh and asked in suspense, "This person is very disgusted with three squeaks, but he found a three squeaks in the bowl, what do you think this person will do?" ”

Yu Ah Da has a stool with his ears erected, what would I do if it were me?

Yu Ah Da asked himself, about to put the "three squeaks" on the table, pay and leave.

The Seventh Highness replied: "Beat the shopkeeper to death? ”

Yan Jiu shook his head inscrutablely...... (To be continued.) )