Chapter 3 Human-Computer Dialogue
I went back and was depressed all night, but in the end it was my close right-hand lover who helped solve it. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
"Brother Feng, why did you change your hairstyle again one night?" It was the voice of Xiao Zhao, the security guard at the door. Liu Yifeng felt that this girl was not so "observant" before.
At this time, several female colleagues around me packed and passed by, and they were talking about Gu Lili with a big mouth. Liu Yifeng subconsciously slowed down and followed behind to listen carefully. After all, last night, he did something to Gu Lili's photo.
"Have you heard, Gu Lili is disfigured."
"The graphic model in our company? Is that the one with a particularly bad temper? ā
"Yes, yes, the people from the External Propaganda Department went to the hospital early this morning, and if they are really disfigured, they will definitely have to terminate the contract."
"I've heard it's not disfigured, it's what it's called...... Melanoma, yes, is melanoma. ā
"Did you get it overnight? Didn't she come to take a set of promotional photos three days ago? ā
"Anyway, I found it in the middle of the night last night, the size of a little finger's finger, growing in the middle of the right side of the face."
"I heard that if you have melanoma, you will die soon, and there is no cure."
"It's okay to be in other places, but on a long face, you can't cut it."
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Liu Yifeng followed behind, and the more he listened, the more frightened he became. In the middle of the right cheek, the size of a fingernail, it was indeed the mole that I ordered for Gu Lili last night. He just wanted to scare her by playing a prank, but he didn't want to let her die. How can a mole turn into melanoma?
Quickly turn on the computer and enter the poisoned retouching software.
"Undo, where is the undo button?"
Regardless of whether this Gu Lili has melanoma or not, she didn't want her to be disfigured, and she didn't want her to lose her job.
Although I found the "Undo" button, it was actually gray and unusable.
"Hurry up and print the contract, I'm going to the hospital." It was the head of the personnel department who spoke.
"Contract?" Liu Yifeng secretly said that it was not good, the company was really going to terminate the contract with Gu Lili. What to do, what to do?
Pregnant! Since it can't be revoked, it's okay to overwrite it.
So, Liu Yifeng chose a color similar to his skin and carefully applied it to the mole. Until it looks like the other one, click "Save".
I just don't know, what the actual effect is, it's best to go to the hospital to see......
"Hey, my stomach hurts." Liu Yifeng suddenly slid under the table holding his stomach.
"Brother Feng, what's wrong with you?" Zhang Zhilei asked with concern.
"I ...... I probably had appendicitis, oops, the pain was unbearable. ā
"Appendicitis? Then you have to go to the hospital immediately, it will rot through the intestines after a long time. ā
Liu Yifeng was speechless, and simply said that he would die if the time dragged on for a long time. But being sent to the hospital is exactly what I want.
So, sitting in Zhang Zhilei's broken Alto, he arrived at the hospital a few minutes later than the company's car.
"You go register me first, I'm going to go to the bathroom." Liu Yifeng was anxious to see what was going on with Gu Lili, and just now he saw that the director of the personnel department had just passed, and if he followed at this time, he could directly know which ward he was in.
Zhang Zhilei did not have the slightest suspicion, and asked him to be careful not to fall into the toilet. Indeed, in the squatting pit of this hospital, he dropped a mobile phone there, sadly.
The director of the personnel department took the contract and went straight into Gu Lili's ward. Through the crack in the door, Liu Yifeng listened carefully to the movement inside. From this angle, Gu Lili's face could not be seen.
"Miss Gu, we are also very sorry."
"It's not diagnosed yet, maybe it's not ......"
"Even if it's not, you suddenly have such a big mole on your face now, and you won't be able to look on the camera. We are a small company, it is not easy, you see this contract......"
When Liu Yifeng heard this, he was surprised, it stands to reason that it has been covered, why is the mole on his face still there?
"Get out, get out of here!"
I only heard Gu Lili's sharp scream, followed by the sound of smashing glass, probably a vase or something.
"Then we'll have to resort to the law." The head of the personnel department said coldly, turned around and left.
Liu Yifeng just wanted to retreat first to avoid it, but suddenly heard the director of the personnel department say again: "In addition, Miss Gu, I also kindly persuade you, it is pointless to cover your ears and steal the bell, even if you apply more powder, such a big mole will not be able to cover it." It is better to take the initiative to sign the termination contract, we can consider compensating you more, your family's situation, everyone is not unaware, three days, give you three days. ā
Liu Yifeng, who was hiding around the corner, watched the supervisor walk away, and then turned back to Gu Lili's ward.
The door was wide open. Gu Lili sat on the bed and hid her face and cried.
However, as the manager of the human resources department said, the right side of her face, which was coated with a thick layer of powder, has now fallen off most of it because of tears, and the mole is still piercing.
A ringtone of Apple's classic mobile phone rang, Liu Yifeng was startled, and quickly took out his mobile phone to look.
"Hey, Mom, what's wrong?" Gu Lili suddenly stopped crying and asked in an extremely calm voice.
Liu Yifeng breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately it was not his mobile phone ringing.
"I know, my brother's surgery is important, and I will raise 500,000 yuan in ten days."
After hanging up the phone, Gu Lili didn't cry anymore, but looked out the window in a daze. But in a minute or two, she picked up her phone again and dialed it.
"Manager Ma, the boss Chen you mentioned last time, I agreed, you can arrange it specifically."
Hearing this, Liu Yifeng couldn't be clearer.
Although Gu Lili is well-known for her bad temper in the graphic modeling circle, she has also heard that she is one of the very few who refuse to be supported and unspoken rules. The boss Chen she talked about on the phone was a coal mine boss, and he publicly offered 500,000 yuan to ask Gu Lili to sleep with him for one night.
I want to come to 500,000 a night, and if I change it to Liang Meimei, it is estimated that as long as it is not seven or eight non-humans together, they will all lick their butts. But this Gu Lili is so crazy, even if everyone knows that her family conditions are not good, her father is paralyzed, and her younger brother has leukemia, but people still only rely on their faces to eat.
Thinking of this, Liu Yifeng suddenly regretted it. No, you still have to tie the bell to solve this problem, and you still have to start with that retouching software to solve this problem.
"Brother Feng, the number is here, the expert number."
"Let's go back to the company."
"What's wrong? Don't you have appendicitis? This can't be delayed, it will rot through the intestines. ā
"Can you change your rhetoric and just say that it will hurt ****. Lao Tzu just ate the wrong thing and had diarrhea, and it's okay now. ā
Zhang Zhilei was confused, but looking at Liu Yifeng, it seemed that there was really no big problem, so he could only drive his Alto back to the company again.
Sitting in front of the computer at the moment, Liu Yifeng looked serious. What P house P car P beauty, make a fortune, become rich and handsome, marry Bai Fumei, and go to the peak of life, and now I can't even do it if I want to eliminate the consequences of a prank, what broken software.
Obviously there is an undo button, why just can't you use it.
Liu Yifeng clicked the gray undo button again.
Suddenly, a dialog box pops up on the screen.
[Sorry, you don't have enough XP to use this feature yet.] Confirm or learn more. ]
Liu Yifeng did not hesitate to click "Learn more". Sure enough, you still have to read the instructions carefully before taking the medicine, no wonder Doraemon can be messed up by Nobita every time no matter how good something he comes up, the key is not to read the instructions carefully.
[By completing the mission, you can unlock the corresponding function key, and at the same time, you can accumulate experience, and when you reach a certain number of experience points, you will unlock more functions.] Exit or view today's tasks]
Well, this detail is "detailed" enough, shouldn't we talk about what the features are? For example, why does a mole become melanoma, and the same color is covered with just a layer of powder?
However, one thing is clear, gray ones like the undo button must belong to the ones that need to be unlocked by completing the task. I don't know if completing this so-called "Today's Mission" can unlock the undo button. If it takes ten days and eight days to complete, Gu Lili will be finished.
Liu Yifeng said while clicking "View Today's Task".
[Today's Task: Enter the women's bathroom to take a picture of a woman's full.****, upload it to the gallery, and you can unlock the "Undo" function key.] Click "Start Today's Mission"]
What's the situation? What kind of task is this? Shouldn't it be a task like promoting software, clicking on ads, and scoring reviews? Even if it's a paid upgrade, it's acceptable. However, the first task directly unlocked was the undo function that he needed the most at the moment.
However, how to accomplish such a strange task? Don't have any other tasks to choose from?
[Please note that the mission is randomly generated and cannot be selected.] Click "Start Today's Mission"]
Depend on! Does this app have a mind-reading function? Looking at the dialog box that suddenly popped up again, Liu Yifeng couldn't help but curse secretly.
[Please use civilized language.] Click "Start Today's Task"] and another dialog box will pop up.
Civilized your sister! Can figure out what to go to the women's bathroom to take pictures of nude women task, this software belongs to the hair. Film, right?
No man would do such a dirty thing! Although Liu Yifeng has not dreamed of entering the women's bathroom to see all the naked women, it is another thing to actually do it. Isn't that voyeurism?
However, it's not easy to upload a photo of a naked woman. Just take a screenshot in the film, don't say naked. It's a photo.,It's okay to close-up some parts.,Just pop the picture? "Hahaha......" Liu Yifeng suddenly couldn't help laughing. The film allows you to watch one film a day, and it will not be repeated for ten years.
[Please complete the task strictly according to the requirements, otherwise, it may lead to confusion of the program, and in serious cases, the characters in the gallery will be automatically modified.] Click "Start Today's Mission"]
What the? Don't bring it like this! Aren't the characters in the gallery their own? What is the automatic modification method? It's not going to be a woman, is it?
[The possibility of gender change is not excluded, which is a more advanced feature of the software.] Click "Start Today's Mission"]
Lao Tzu is no longer playing! No matter how pitiful Gu Lili is, it is not as important as Lao Tzu's life. Either you become a voyeur, or you may become a woman, this risk is too great, and it is no longer the time to be reckless. Liu Yifeng thought so, and he had to click the close button of the software. only to find that no matter what, there was no response.
[Today's task has been generated, and only when it is completed can the program be kept running.] Click "Start Today's Mission"]
Damn, what kind of rogue software is this. However, just because he successfully changed his hairstyle twice and the mole on Gu Lili's face, he would rather believe what this rogue software said.
Isn't it just going to the women's bathroom to take a photo, what's so difficult! Liu Yifeng thought like this, and angrily clicked the "Start Today's Task" button that had been prompted six times.
Suddenly, a countdown box popped up.
What the! Three hours? When I am God?
[Depending on the difficulty of the task, the time to complete it will vary.] Be sure to complete it within the time frame, otherwise it may affect the normal operation of the program]
Okay, okay, no need to emphasize the impact on normal operation three times or twice, just say that if you don't complete the task, you will become a woman.
[It is also possible to become a dog]
Wow, if you can't complete the task, you can't even do it, and you can still be a livestock?
[In rare cases, it may also turn into sculpture or stone]
I don't mess with you, in order to live, in order to save my life, can't I complete that broken task?
[The software has the right features to help you complete the task.] Good luck! Goodbye]