"What... What the?! Have you noticed me for a long time? ”

Honda-kun, who was full of freckles on his face, was inexplicably frightened and shrank back half a step, but he didn't know why he immediately came back to his senses and mustered up his courage and took a step forward with his head held high:

"You pay attention to me? It's because I found out that I've made up my mind to tell the empire about you... That's why you want to kill people?! Hmph, I'm not afraid! Kill one me, and thousands of me! Bastards like you, who only think about themselves and don't care about their life and death, will die sooner or later at their own inflicted infliction! ”

"Your imagination is amazing, you can piece together a complete antecedent in a short period of time, but... Please don't be sentimental, whether you want to drink soy milk with salt or eat tofu with sugar, it has nothing to do with me. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info I noticed that you didn't notice because of the boring stuff you said. ”

I shook my head mockingly: "Haven't you noticed that every time you speak, the first two words must be 'yes' -- always "yes" and "yes" like that. ”

Honda was stunned, he definitely didn't expect that he was noticed because of such a casual reason, and he was annoyed and angry:

"Nonsense! I just happened to think the same as everyone else's, and they just said it first every time! ”

"Yes, but why didn't I find out at all?"

I looked disdainful: "Actually, you're just a fool who is just a fool, no wonder you will be deceived by others." ”

"Don't slander people over there! Who have I been scammed with? Who would lie to me? ”

Me: "Of course, the person who was deceived did not know that he had been deceived. ”

"You!"

Yamada pointed at me and wanted to say something, but Wisteria interrupted:

"Yamada-san, why do you want to be like him...... What kind of person he is, I think all the students know very well, no one will believe him half a word. ”

Yamada thinks so:

"That's right, that guy is a pervert who wants to do things with monsters! It's disgusting! ”

I was stunned: "Hey, you can eat things indiscriminately, you can't talk nonsense, be careful that I let Mr. Force Monster kill you." ”

Yamada's expression froze, and he suddenly didn't dare to speak. On the side, a female student who didn't know the height of the sky answered:

"Isn't it? There are so many monsters, why do you happen to have the one that is on the surface intact and beautiful? Isn't it trying to do something unseemly to it? If you are a loser in life, if you want to get close to girls, except for the second dimension, I'm afraid you can only find opportunities at this time, right? ”

Belch...

The girl's series of questions made me a little speechless.

Indeed, I was... Even now, I've had a crooked brain against zombie flowers.,But it's not that it hasn't been implemented yet.,It's not a pervert to think about it in your head, right?

And I'm a monster, and there is no such thing as [reproductive isolation] for youkai, so you can grass whatever you want. Youkai can grass the sky grass grass air! Maybe every grass and tree can give birth to a group of little monsters, but what about grass zombies?

Although the grass zombies have lost a little, they may be able to create a new race... This can be regarded as injecting a breath of fresh blood into the declining monster world. That's a big credit.

As for him saying that I don't have a sister... I really can't deny it, although there are a lot of girls around me, from Lori to the royal sister; From Jitter S to Jitter M; From a young lady to a poor girl; from secondary two diseases to superheroes; From childhood sweethearts to those who have just known each other for less than a week; It's everything, but not even one of them is with me to the point where I can kiss.

The first kiss was forcibly taken away by a female hooligan... Thinking about me, a demon who has been a demon for I don't know how many years, it's really desolate.

Seeing that I was silent and seemed speechless, the girl looked disdainful and said even more violently:

"It's obviously a pervert, and I can actually go to the private Xiangchuan, and I don't know how much it cost to go through the back door...... Look at what he put on that monster... Mouth plug! Belt! Bundle play! It's crazy to give zombies sex toys! I really don't know why I haven't been arrested by the police yet. ”

Hey, you who know things like stuffing and bundling don't seem to be decent people, right? What serious girl would know so many tricks?

I've never been polite to this kind of pretending woman, and I'm here to beat the water dogs, how can I make them arrogant?

"It's just a woman who unlocks all positions, what right do you have to question my behavior? If you have this time, why don't you hook up with a few boys next to you, maybe you will have a chance to have a gut battle with them in the zombie group, and the climax in the dangerous house is repeated, wouldn't it be happy? ”

I looked at you: "Look at the flushed look on your face, do you feel excited just thinking about doing it under the noses of zombies?" And then I can't help but have a liquid flowing out between my legs? Hmph, it sounds like I'm a white lotus, but in fact, even the green tea is complimenting you, hurry up and find someone to have a good time! ”

The girl's face was flushed: "You!! ”

"What are you?"

I immediately interrupted her: "Isn't it? Do you dare to put your hand in and touch it, and then take it out to show us if it's wet...... Surely you wouldn't dare, right? Because you've been flooded down there. ”

My words made the eyes of several boys around her look at her instantly changed...... And under these hot gazes, the girl involuntarily clamped her legs and rubbed them up and down...

In this apocalyptic world, maybe you will die when you can, and you can make money by taking the opportunity to have a few shots, so several boys scrambled to say:

"Misato-san, how are you doing with me?"

"Misato, come with me, I'm experienced!"

"Miriko-san, let's go to the toilet with me, don't brag about anything else, but in this regard, I'm really super good."

……

"You... You guys! ”

The girl's flushed face was instantly blue, and although she misbehaved, she just felt inexplicably coming, but not everyone can get on the bus.

I coaxed on the side: "Miriko-san, you just promise them, if it's really difficult to choose, why don't you just do it together... With so many strong boys, you may be able to leave you with a good memory that will last a lifetime. ”

Misato was about to cry: "You pervert! Less nonsense there! ”

Me: "yes, I'm talking nonsense. Do you have any questions? I'm playing games with my friends, so why are you meddling with meddle? Even if I play with her no matter how ridiculous, we're willing! Can you handle it?

Misato had a loud voice, as if screaming, "What! Friend?! When are we all blind?! Look at her appearance, she's obviously a zombie! It's a man-eating monster that turns a person into a monster if it bites it! (To be continued.) )