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I made a cover with excel. Although the visuals are not very good, it is better than nothing. Use the cover to show the daily life of the bear child and the bear father.

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"This is it, right?" Luo Yunfeng held his mobile phone, and he came to the gate of a food city according to the map: "Food reviews say that this barbecue is the best." Girl, shall we have lunch here? ”

"Ears, barbecue?" Luo Yao still recognizes a few commonly used Chinese characters. Reading out the words that could be recognized on the signboard, the little girl pursed her lips: "Dad, this shop only sells grilled ears, but Yaoyao wants to eat pork belly." ”

"Okay, let's eat pork belly barbecue." Luo Yunfeng led his daughter into the store with "Xie Er Food City", and there was a line of small words under the signboard: "Mainly engaged in special banquets and flavored barbecue." ”

Soon after the Luo family's father and daughter entered, Song Shaoze also took his mobile phone and led it all the way here: "It is said on the Internet that the taste of this shop is good, and the price is also affordable." Why don't we just have lunch here? ”

He turned his head and glanced at Jin Yuemeng, and the other party looked indifferent: "Then let's eat here." ”

The steaming charcoal fire, the golden pork belly roasted on both sides is still sizzling. Pick up a slice of cooked meat and soak it in a secret sauce. The pork belly is immediately coated with an attractive color.

Luo Yao swallowed the barbecue sent by her father in one bite, and a sweet smile suddenly appeared on her face: "It's delicious!" Come on, Dad. ”

Seeing that his daughter was eating happily, Luo Yunfeng also smiled. He turned around and beckoned to the waiter: "Another plate of pork belly and a plate of beef." ”

"Yaoyao, Dad told you something." Luo Yunfeng handed over another piece of roasted meat: "In the future, if you let the pigeon do things for you, Dad will not stop you." But remember to talk to your dad first, understand? ”

Luo Yao opened her mouth to eat the food sent by her father, and said indistinctly: "What if Yaoyao let Xiao Bai do bad things?" Do you want to tell your dad too? ”

"You can say that Dad promises not to blame you." Luo Yunfeng smiled and encouraged.

After untying this knot, Luo Yao reached out and grabbed the chopsticks on the table: "Yaoyao wants to eat roasted mushrooms." ”

A barbecue, father and daughter ate for nearly two hours. When Luo Yunfeng walked out of the barbecue area with his satisfied daughter, he met Jin Yuemeng's family who came out of the box.

Both parties were stunned when they met, and Jin Yuemeng had a smile on her face that couldn't be hidden: "If you say that you bring your daughter to eat barbecue, you must eat barbecue." A father like you who keeps his promise, can't find a few in the entire Tianyin City? If I hadn't seen you, I would have thought it was my parents' prerogative to speak because I was busy with work? ”

Saying that, Jin Yuemeng glanced at her father as if she didn't have it, and then whispered to Luo Yao: "Yaoyao told my sister, how much did you eat?" ”

"Three plates" The little girl stretched out her hands and gestured in the air: "Such a big plate." ”

Regarding his daughter's accusations, Jin Jianguo pretended not to see it. Instead, he discussed parenting experience with Luo Yunfeng: "Mr. Luo is not afraid of spoiling his daughter? ”

"Don't be afraid." Luo Yunfeng replied very simply: "I understand my daughter, no matter how bad it is, it can't be any worse." Watching her daughter grow up is a mixed blessing after all. ”

"Mixed blessings?" Jin Jianguo showed an expression of approval on his face, and he said meaningfully: "Sure enough, he is a good father." With that, he walked towards the staircase.

Luo Yunfeng looked back, he didn't see any trace of Song Shaoze's family. This surprised Luo Yunfeng: they weren't together? Or did the Song family leave beforehand?

Suddenly, Jin Yuemeng's family stopped at the staircase in front. Especially Jin Yuemeng, her face was very ugly at the moment.

Luo Yunfeng's ears were very good, and he seemed to hear the sound of someone talking.

"This meal cost more than 1,800, so I should feed the dogs."

"I said a long time ago that the woman didn't meet my requirements. Let's talk about her profession first, the assistant general manager sounds lofty. But who is the old ghost Xiao of Chongyue Group? What kind of goods will the woman who passes through his hands be? Isn't she in a hurry to find someone to take over, will she come out on a blind date? ”

"Besides, the place they chose to meet today, the zoo! Don't you see what's wrong? You don't smell the pungent scent of dew on the woman? She's just covering it up! The stench in the zoo and the scent of the toilet water on her body both play a role. Cover up the fact that she has body odor on her body. Maybe it's still a very serious gynecological disease. ”

It sounds like Song Shaoze's voice. The assistant general manager in his mouth, isn't he talking about Jin Yuemeng? Pick-up, body odor, gynecological diseases, is this talking about Jin Yuemeng? is really blind to Song Shaoze's dog eyes, he can't look at people and dare to come out to show off.

Regarding Song Shaoze's accusations, Luo Yunfeng can pat his chest and guarantee: through the first few contacts; Based on the great druid's intuition, he could be sure that Jin Yuemeng definitely didn't have those problems. Song Shao is talking nonsense.

After watching a few love action movies, I regarded myself as an old driver, and Song Shao deserved to be masturbated for a lifetime.

Luo Yunfeng casually walked past the Jin family's father and daughter, and walked downstairs slowly.

At the entrance of the stairs on the first floor, Luo Yunfeng saw Song Shaoze, whose face was flushed with excitement because of reasoning.

Seeing him, Luo Yunfeng finally understood the reason for the name of this shop: the stairwells on the first and second floors were specially made. If you speak at the entrance of the stairs on the first floor, the sound will be clearly transmitted to the corridor on the second floor.

The original idea of the staircase designer was to make it easier for the waiter. Let the waiter pass on the customer's request without having to go up and down the stairs.

Song Shao reasoned here, and he happened to be heard clearly by Jin Yuemeng on the second floor.

I'll see how you guys end up! Luo Yunfeng thought with some schadenfreude.

didn't wait for him to make up the picture of the two families turning their faces, only to hear a "meow" in his ears. Then I heard Song Shaoze's miserable scream: "Mom, where did the wild cat come from." ”

Just now, a fat cat jumped off the ceiling of the beam. Coincidentally, it landed on Song Shaoze's face.

The four feet of the fat cat stepped on Song Shaoze's face and scratched for a while. After catching it, he jumped down, got out of the doorway, and slipped away without a trace.

Although the attack of the flower fat cat was very clever and avoided Song Shaoze's eyes. But now Song Shaoze's face and forehead are full of cat's paw scratches.

Coupled with the acne on his face, it looks like someone has played a few games of backgammon on his face.

"Daddy, get away, that big cat can write." Luo Yao pointed at Song Shaoze's face and exclaimed, and the little girl said seriously: "Yaoyao knows these words, and the kindergarten aunt taught them." The words written on the face of the flower cat on the uncle's face are three, kawa, and kawai. ”

The fat cat attacked people and made a lot of noise. Hearing Song Shaoze's roar, a group of customer waiters had already surrounded him.

Hearing that the little girl recognized the scars on Song Shaoze's face as Chinese characters, the onlookers burst into laughter. Several people who took videos with their mobile phones almost dropped their phones with laughter when they heard this.

Even Jin Yuemeng's family on the second floor couldn't help but smile.

Although he didn't see Song Shaoze's embarrassed appearance with his own eyes, Luo Yao's words were enough. Mikawa Kawai, the little girl can figure it out.

Luo Yunfeng quickly corrected his daughter's mistake: "Don't talk nonsense, Mikawa Kawai is the name of a Japanese when he hears it, and this uncle is Chinese." ”

The crowd erupted into louder laughter: "Haha, I'm laughing to death." This father and daughter are really interesting. Which comedy club are you acting in? Hearing Luo Yunfeng's evaluation, Jin Yuemeng simply laughed out loud without any image.

Thinking that the effect was not bad, Luo Yunfeng originally wanted to say a few more words.

But when he saw Song Shaoze's eyes spitting fire, he felt that he couldn't add fuel to the fire, so he quickly picked up his daughter and slipped out of the door.

After walking far away from the hotel, Luo Yunfeng patted the back of his daughter in his arms: "What happened to that cat just now?" ”

"Who let that bad guy say bad things about Sister Jin? So Yaoyao asked the octopus to teach him a lesson. Luo Yao said confidently: "Let's see if he dares to talk nonsense in the future." ”

"Octopus?" Luo Yunfeng asked: "You call a fat cat an octopus?" I can still understand the reason why I call the pigeon an octopus? ”

"Hey," Luo Yao also sighed: "Dad, don't ask." I don't know why, so I wanted to call it an octopus. The world of children is something that you adults can't understand. ”