Chapter 65: The domineering iron bull falls in love with the emerald flower
After seeing everyone's expressions, Yu Yan smiled, he naturally knew what these expressions meant, and this was exactly the effect he wanted. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info That's right, he just wants to disgust people, especially Su Xueying, who wants to disgust you in the way of Mary Sue!
At this time, Su Xueying snorted lightly, in order to show that she didn't really care much, she deliberately stayed away and didn't get closer, but this did not affect her to see the reaction of everyone in the class.
Seeing the classmates in the class, who were obviously a little disgusted and even a little disgusting, her first thought was, of course, happy, you see, just say that you can't do it! How, the students don't like to watch it! It's even disgusting! Let you brag again!
However, after a few seconds of joy, she realized that something was wrong, this reaction didn't seem normal, right? What kind of article has such an expression, no matter how badly written, right? Although she is a Mary Sue, she is not the kind without IQ after all.
While thinking about it, his brows furrowed, Yu Yan couldn't be writing a yellow paragraph, right? We Mary Sue don't write about that! Looking at the disgusting expressions of her classmates, the more Su Xueying thought about it, the more she felt that she had guessed correctly, what article would the girls see with such expressions? Isn't that obvious......
Thinking of Yu Yan's obscene smile just now, Su Xueying felt more and more that her guess was correct, how could this person be like this!
"You're not allowed to write yellow books!" As soon as the words came out, Su Xueying was embarrassed to come first, as if she had written it herself.
Yu Yan, who was writing hard with his head down, was stunned when he heard this, Huang Shu? What's that...... He raised his head and looked confused: "What yellow book?" ”
"You're not writing the Yellow Book?" Su Xueying pointed at Yu Yan and said.
"You're just writing the Yellow Book!" Yu Yan thought to himself that Lao Tzu was a literati, and Lao Tzu was a noble person, a person who had detached himself from low-level tastes...... Well...... Well, a little bit obscene.
"Isn't it?" Su Xueying was stunned, she guessed wrong? It shouldn't be, "It's not Huang Shu, why is everyone so expression?" ”
When Yu Yan heard this, he reacted, and he sighed: "Mary Suwen, everyone's expression is wrong?" ”
In fact, Mary Suwen doesn't have such an expression, but Yu Yan, this Mary Sue is innovative, and he said this to satirize Su Xueying, Yu Yan doesn't have a good impression of Mary Suwen, but he doesn't want to belittle it to this extent.
"You! How dare you insult a Mary Sue! Of course, Su Xueying was not happy when she heard this.
"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you." Yu Yan pursed his lips, then lowered his head and continued to write.
This short paragraph is a total of one or two hundred words, and it took less than two minutes to get it done, and after writing it, I clicked on the full stop and stretched my waist: "It's done!" ”
At this time, the students who can see what is written are almost all similar expressions, this article...... Well, it's kind of disgusting......
As soon as Yu Yan finished speaking, the tablemate who had been watching from the side patted Yu Yan on the shoulder, then gave a thumbs up and said earnestly: "It's disgusting to write, I can't even read it." ”
Yu Yan laughed: "Mary Sue, it's not like this. As he spoke, he glanced at Su Xueying.
"What's written?" The classmates who couldn't see it were naturally curious, what is it, why is it still disgusting?
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"Who's going to read it?"
"Ahem," Yu Yan coughed twice and cleared his throat, "Well, I'll read it to you!" ”
Many people looked forward to it, and Yu Yan smiled: "The title of the article is called "The Domineering Iron Bull Falls in Love with Cuihua"! Inspired by "The Domineering President Falls in Love with Me"! ”
Overbearing...... Tractor? As soon as Yu Yan's words came out, many people were stunned, isn't this wrong? As soon as the name Iron Bull came out, everyone naturally had such an image in front of their eyes...... This is not Mary Suwen's painting style, and what kind of emerald flowers are there? The names of the heroes and heroines are too vulgar, they are all dirty.
Many people who are born with a strong sense of substitution can't accept this topic, Su Xueying is naturally too, she writes Mary Suwen, and when she sees this kind of article, she will naturally bring it into the heroine, and suddenly she is a little uncomfortable with the name that looks very meaningful like Wei Wei to Cuihua.
Yu Yan didn't care what everyone was thinking, he cleared his throat again and read it in his characteristic voice.
"He's handsome, golden, wild and uninhibited!"
This sentence is quite normal, it is the style of the president's text, and many people nodded, this is indeed the beginning of Mary Sue, a wild and uninhibited and suave president is about to appear, and he will soon fall in love with the heroine at first sight.
Yu Yan smiled, knowing what everyone thinks, that's right, you will fall in love with the heroine at first sight! And indeed the president!
"He's handsome, golden, wild and uninhibited! It's the man who controls the production arrangement of the whole village! At the agricultural products exhibition in ten miles and eight towns, he took a fancy to her at a glance! In Lotus Township, he is only willing to take care of her from now on!
He gave her a coveted Niutou brand limited edition tractor, and spent a lot of money just to get her smile! He took her to the ridge to watch the harvest, just so that she could remember the past summer time!
She fled, he chased, and they all couldn't fly! He was poisoned by her and was terminally ill!
"Huangfu Tie Niu, the person you get from me won't get my heart."
The man's dark eyes were as dark as night, and his thin lips were close at hand, "Su Cuihua, I don't mind playing a forbidden game with you......"
She closed her eyes, wept, and a snow lotus bloomed on the white clay kang! ”
Yu Yan read it in one breath, and looked at everyone's expressions quite comfortably, this is the agricultural heavy metal version of the domineering president falling in love with me!
This is written by a man who controls the production arrangements of the whole village in Lotus Village, why is he not the president?
Sent a limited edition Niutou brand tractor, this is not a lot of money, what an infatuation?
Su Cuihua said that people who can get her can't get her heart, and she still plays taboo games, how domineering?
That's right, this is the domineering iron bull falling in love with Cuihua! A perfect president text! There are definitely a lot of elements, and if you want a few sentences in a love triangle, you can add a paragraph, and you can write a Xuanyuan black donkey to insert a foot or a grandson dog! It's not difficult at all!
At this time, everyone was a little stupid...... Lotus Township? Shouldn't it be the city of Paris?
A limited edition Niutou tractor? Shouldn't it be a limited-edition Bugatti Veyron?
There are also ridges, shouldn't they be luxury manors of tens of thousands of square meters?
Huangfu Tieniu and Su Cuihua don't talk about it, what the hell is the white soil kang?
And what kind of taboo game...... Forbidden your sister! It's disgusting!
Many students in the class have never seen such a president article, and no one has ever thought that there can be such a president article......
Under the humble voice of Yu Yan, everyone now has a feeling...... This is definitely a disgusting version of the president's article!