Chapter 24: A farce caused by the sake brewing
The sky is blue and cloudless, and a few seabirds flapping their wings and soaring high in the sky. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
A pirate ship is sailing gracefully on the sea.
It was Lu Fei and the others who had just done a job at the naval base.
Except for Keru, who got his wish and was accepted by the navy, the other four were on board.
"Woman, what is this axe made of, it's so heavy, I can't even hold it if I don't exert my strength, and I see that Colonel Monka used it to block a lot of bullets, and there is no trace on it, it's amazing!" Wang Mengmeng looked at his trophy, Colonel Mocha's axe, and couldn't put it down.
In fact, if it weren't for the fact that it was not good to use a dagger to block dense bullets, Wang Mengmeng would not want to increase the weapon, especially if it was so heavy, it was extremely inconvenient to carry.
"It seems to be a deep sea cold iron, and I'm not your woman, don't scream."
Sauron glanced at it, his face was like frost, and his eyes were cold.
"Hahaha, it's so old, why are you still ashamed, I don't know who shouted 'As long as I go, everything will listen to me in the future'?"
Wang Mengmeng looked at Suo Long's blushing pretty face, and was very satisfied with this harvest.
"yes, but you still didn't leave in the end, so why should I listen to you."
"Don't take such a distorted one, and I did go, didn't I walk between you and Monka, and block the axe for you, why didn't you go, you walked fast, you are not allowed to cheat." Wang Mengmeng was quite concerned about the promise made by Suo Long in a hurry at that time.
"It turns out that that's what you understand as 'go', then I also have 'listen' to you now, so if it's okay, please go away for me, don't stick to me."
Thrawn pointed to his little ears with a sarcastic expression on his face.
"Don't do this, baby, we have to love each other, don't be so intrigued, you see that Luffy and Yarrita are laughing at us?"
Wang Mengmeng looked innocent and pointed to the two girls who were watching them laugh.
"Hahaha——, Brother Wang, we're just drinking wine and eating meat and laughing happily, but we're not laughing at you, hahaha-" Yarrita's hoarse and rough voice instantly spread throughout the big ship.
Fortunately, there were only four of them on this ship, otherwise as many people would have heard.
"That's it, Xiao Wang, don't be like this, it's rare to win a big battle, come to drink wine and eat meat to celebrate, hiccup——。"
Lu Fei's face was flushed, and he had already drunk a lot at first glance.
"Good! Or you two are righteous enough, unlike your sister-in-law, who say you don't want me if you don't want me, we must have a good drink today and not get drunk. Wang Mengmeng ran over as he spoke, and he squeezed between Lu Fei and Yarrita, hugging left and right, so uncomfortable.
"Pour me tea and water, our three sisters celebrate, what does it matter to you."
Before Wang Mengmeng's ass was hot, he was pulled aside by Suolong.
Suo Long simply sat in Wang Mengmeng's original position and replaced him.
"No—"
Watching Suo Long hook up with Lu Fei and Yarrita, all kinds of friction and friction, Wang Mengmeng's heart was dripping blood, people give up the entire forest for a big tree, at least there is a tree, but now he doesn't plan to give up the whole forest, but the big tree forcibly forced him to give up the whole forest, and what's worse is that the big tree itself doesn't let him touch it, and there is nothing more painful in life than this......
"Hey——, there's a big bird in the sky, let me catch it and drink it."
The girls didn't know how much they drank, and in the end, the three girls all drank and lay down.
Wang Mengmeng has been waiting for the drunken daughters by the side, and he is very happy.
The girls didn't know how long they had been lying down, and Lu Fei felt sore when she got up, especially in key areas, but the next moment she saw a seabird soaring in the sky, and instantly rose again, using a rubber rocket, and flew into the sky with a "whoosh".
Wang Mengmeng looked at Lu Fei to the sky with a satisfied face, and he didn't object in his heart, just so that he could try whether the big bird was strong or not.
It's just that the next moment, Wang Mengmeng was completely drunk.
"Help, help, my head is stuck."
This Lu Fei didn't know if he hadn't woken up after drinking too much, or if his skills were limited, so he actually flew up and got stuck on the bird's beak and couldn't extricate himself.
"Everyone, hurry up, something happened to Lu Fei."
As he spoke, Wang Mengmeng had already stood up and took the helm first, chasing the big bird, while the other two girls sat up in a daze at this time, rubbing their blurred eyes, as if they were still immersed in a sweet dream and were reluctant to wake up.
"Ah, how did Captain Luffy get stuck in the big bird?"
Yarrita's rugged voice immediately made Zrawn also pay attention to the heavenly Lu Fei.
"Hurry up to the bow of the boat and keep an eye on it, don't lose the big bird."
"Well, okay, why do ——,you feel so sore all over your body?"
"Sister Yarrita, you too, it seems that we will try not to get hungovers in the future, it hurts too much, don't talk about it, I can't pay attention to it so much now, it is important to take care of Lu Fei not to lose it first." As he spoke, Thrawn was already holding his waist and limping towards the bow of the boat.
Seeing this, Yarrita did the same, and like a pot-bellied pregnant woman, she straightened her waist......
"Help, help, some kind Samaritan is coming to save me-"
The cries of a young girl floated across the empty sea.
"Hey——, big brother, look, there's a small boat there, and there seems to be a beautiful woman on the boat calling for help."
"Where, where—"
There were a total of three pirates on the boat, and the other two heard what the stalking pirate said before, so they quickly looked around, and after a while, they saw a dark shadow floating not far ahead, and after a closer look, it was really a small boat, and there seemed to be a woman on the boat calling for help.
"Hey, hey, hey——, the bull speed passes."
"Yes, big brother—"
It didn't take long for the pirate's boat to arrive near the boat that called for the girl's help.
"Big brother, I finally met someone, you hurry up and save me, I'm dying, there are all my savings here, all of them are gold, silver and jewelry, as long as you are willing to save me, all these gold and silver jewelry will be given to you, big brother." The girl looked extremely weak, and it seemed that she might faint at any moment.
"Big brother, it seems to have a treasure chest!"
"How dare I deceive you, big brother, I don't believe you can come and see for yourself."
"Well——, then I'll go over and take a look."
"Big brother, I want to watch it too, I want to watch it too."
"How old are they, and they're still like a child, look at it, don't touch it."
The three pirates seemed to be in a good mood, and they laughed and got the girl's boat from their own pirate ship, but just as they were engrossed in looking at the gold, silver and jewels in the treasure chest, the girl had already secretly boarded their ship and sailed away.
"Poof—"
A clown popped out of the chest.
The three pirates were taken aback.
"We've been tricked by that, catch her, people?"
"Big brother, our ship—"
"Ah, our ship! We're still up there, that stinky, don't get caught by me, I'm going to make her look good-"
The maiden was very relieved to see the three pirates screaming in frustration, but unfortunately they could not catch up, for the little boat they were in was only a slick hull, with no oars and no canvas.
"Let's go, go to the nearest town and exchange it for a silver ticket first, otherwise it will be inconvenient to take it with you."
The girl looked at the gains on the pirate ship and was quite satisfied.
Then, the ship with a red-nosed skull on the canvas was under her control and headed for the nearest town......