Chapter 102: Counting Counts (5)
In addition to looking at and hearing and cutting and prescribing traditional Chinese medicine, Lu Jingqing's grandfather can also scrape, acupuncture, and cupping...... and many other crafts, so even if he has no medical qualification certificate, there are still many people who come to him for medical treatment. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
For a period of time, people from the Ministry of Health received reports from the public (99% of them were deliberate retaliation by the two who didn't work in the station), and they strictly guarded Lu Jingqing's grandfather for several days. But as soon as they came, all the people who saw the doctor and those who sought medical treatment went down to the fields and farmed. As soon as they left, they continued to be in the market.
After tossing like this for a while, the Ministry of Health also understood that the old man has real skills, but people just don't play with you, and don't take those messy qualifications.
Later, even several high-ranking government officials were cured of stubborn diseases by the old man, and the people in the Ministry of Health were completely indifferent. Sometimes the province sent people down to inspect it, and they would secretly go to report to the old man, asking him to rest for a few days, and then continue to "know the law and break the law" when the inspector left.
It wasn't until after the age of 50 that the old man ended his medical career in the name of dazzling and shaking. Rat Bao was only 5 years old that year, so naturally she didn't remember this past very well, if it wasn't for Lu Jingqing's reminder today, she wouldn't have remembered it at all.
"Alas-" Seeing the little stars in Rat Bao's eyes, Lu Jingqing sighed, took off Xiao Wu's hat, brushed his hair and said to Rat Bao: "I really can't do anything about you, come and learn some common sense, lest someone use this trick against you in the future." The place I just ordered is called the dumb door acupoint, which is located in the neck, when the middle of the posterior hairline is straight up 0.5 inches, below the first cervical vertebrae. This acupuncture point is the acupoint of the Du Pulse, the Department of the Du Pulse and the Yang Wei Pulse, and after being hit, it will impact the medulla oblongata, causing people to lose their voice, dizziness or fall unconscious. ”
"So powerful?" Rat Bao gently touched the place where Lu Jingqing pointed his finger, "Then if I click it here, he will be more dizzy?" But I used to see on TV that I hit people's necks with a blade, not the back of the head. ”
Seeing that Rat Bao was about to have a "human experiment", Lu Jingqing hurriedly slapped her paw away with one palm, "Don't press randomly, you don't have that hand strength, it's useless to find the right acupuncture point, if you rely purely on brute force, you will die!" What's more, how can it be so simple to recognize acupoints, I really think that it is the same as what is filmed in martial arts films, and you can 'achieve your own magic' by taking this book, and it is not "Sunflower Treasure Book". ”
Yo, listening to this tone, "Sunflower Treasure Book" seems to be very easy to practice, but the threshold is a little higher.
When Rat Bao heard this, he suddenly remembered an "interesting story" in his childhood, the corners of his mouth hooked, and he smiled mysteriously at Lu Jingqing: "Qingqing, I never understood why that kung fu was called "Sunflower Treasure Book", but now I understand. ”
Lu Jingqing had a very bad premonition when she saw her expression, "What do you understand?" ”
"Men, before they were cut, they used chrysanthemums, but after they were cut, they became sunflowers, hahaha......"
Lu Jingqing's face turned pale.
"There is also 'If you want to practice divine skills, you must first self-attack', it must be a transliteration error, the original text should be 'If you want to practice divine attack, you must first attack yourself', so it is said that the person who wrote the "Sunflower Treasure Book" is the real ruthless character, and he is the first person in the world to attack himself."
After speaking, she suddenly licked her lips and said extremely evilly: "Qingqing, I suddenly found that you actually have this qualification." ”
Lu Jingqing was shocked into a cold sweat behind him when he heard this, and suddenly felt cold under his crotch, and then he remembered that when they were four years old, they watched "Smiling Proud Jianghu" for the first time, and Rat Bao never understood why those men who wielded knives from the palace behaved so painfully, didn't they just cut a part? So he gave him a knife and forced him to perform once...... Perform once...... Perform once......
Your sister in the performance, do I still have my life after the performance? Lu Jingqing really can't wait to give herself a big mouth at the moment, saying that it is not good, not to say "Sunflower Treasure Book", it is an eternal pain in a man's heart.
"Ahem!" Lu Jingqing suddenly straightened his color, put his hand to his mouth to clear his throat, and said with a serious expression: "The pictures you usually see on TV that you will faint when you split someone's neck are actually more dangerous, and they hit the arteries on both sides of the neck. If you really need to, you might as well attack the mandible, this place is safer, at most you will get a concussion, and ......"
Lu Jingqing used Xiao Wu as a mannequin to introduce some fatal points on the neck and head of human beings to Rat Bao.
Poor little Wu......
Seeing this, the corners of Rat Bao's mouth turned up proudly, do you think I will be fooled for such a clumsy topic shift? How dare you disgust me, you have to cry and sing "Admit Your Mistakes" and kneel to sing "Conquest"!
Lu Jingqing talked for two or three minutes, and saw that Rat Bao was just staring at him strangely, and he didn't hear a word at all, so he had to raise his hand and surrender, and said, "Okay, okay, go back and sing "Admit Mistakes" to you." ”
Don't play this trick every time, okay?
"Hmph, for the sake of having serious things today, I will spare you first, and next time I am disgusting, I will arrest you to practice the "Sunflower Treasure Book"!" Rat Bao threatened.
Lu Jingqing was about to kneel.
Sister, you are my own sister, please don't make trouble, he now thinks of the knife in his childhood when he hears "Sunflower Treasure Book", and his crotch is cold.
"What's next, are you going to pick up his clothes?" Lu Jingqing shook Xiao Wu in his hand and asked weakly.
Rat Bao nodded, she really knows her, Jing Qing also.
So Lu Jingqing put Xiao Wu on the ground and began to pick up clothes.
Rat Bao looked at the picture of Lu Jingqing undressing Xiao Wu, and felt that it was quite "harmonious", saying that although Lu Jingqing's character and personality are problematic, and he is not hygienic, he can still show his hands if he talks about his body and appearance alone.
So she took out her mobile phone and took a few photos, and sighed while taking them: "I usually hear people say that 'the person who knows you best is not your friend, but your enemy', fortunately we are not enemies, otherwise you will see through what I want to do, and the ending will be very miserable." ”
"......" Lu Jingqing, who was untying the belt, paused, the green tendons on the back of his hand burst out, and his lips trembled and spit out a few words.
"What did you say?" Rat Bao poked his face out from behind the phone, how could she hear this guy so quietly.
Lu Jingqing let go of his hand, yawned a lot, and returned to his usual boring expression, raised his head and said, "I mean, I'm not a roundworm in your stomach, how can I ...... I'll go! You're a dead woman still taking pictures? ”
Rat Bao smiled and said, "This is not to enhance the relationship between you and your girlfriend in the future, some small props specially prepared in advance. In the future, if you like any woman, I will show her this set of photos, and see if the other party is jealous, and you will know if she is also interested in you. ”
"......" Lu Jingqing is almost convinced, what is there to be jealous about the photo of the two men undressing, do you think that everyone has abnormal brain circuits like you.
(To be continued.) )