Night 9 The world's weirdest exam
Woo woo woo ~ A crow in the clear sky, "I'm going to die!" Qian'er, who had a watery face, sat up and yelled. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Ye Qi looked angry, "I've never seen someone like you who can sleep, you can fall asleep standing up, ah?" ”
"How can I be blamed for this? This girl has not been up so early since returning to China. "Akane is right.
"Hey! Do you still want to stay at home? This time I'm going to school, and I can't hear you at school. Ye Qi put on a posture to leave, "My name is Yejia!" ”
"Isn't Yejia going to school? Idiot! I'm surprised, you actually have a higher IQ than the average person? Qian'er's eyes widened and she jumped, "Yo roar, you're provoking, aren't you, let you see the super invincible smart big head melon seed of this girl's universe!" Lady was proud to say that.
"Okay, okay, you can start with the first grade for today's exam!" Ye Qi walked out, "Just kidding, this girl has graduated from college, you dare to mention first-year things to me!" "She is also a person who was admitted to college, and she was insulted like this.
"If you pass the sophomore year of high school this time, you won't have to go to school, okay?" Qian'er was even more energetic, "Hmph! Sophomore in high school, you just let me take the senior exam! This girl is extremely smart..."Ye Qi shook her head helplessly, "We start the exam at 8 o'clock, and if we don't go, we will be late!" ”
"8 o'clock?" Qian'er looked at her watch and panicked, "MD is now seven forty-five!" But with the speed of this girl's question, it's a matter of minutes! ”
"Oops! I forgot to remind you that the school rules of our school are 'not allowed to be late, otherwise you are not allowed to enter the school, including - including - examination - test, except for work-work-person-staff-to----other!' 'Got it?' At this time, Qian'er was gone, and seeing that Qian'er had already dressed and walked out, Ye Qi followed...
"Ding Ding Dong Dong..."The two of them just walked to the school gate.
"Oops, I'm tired, but I'm glad I wasn't late!" Ye Qi pointed to the No. 1 examination room, and Qian'er ran in.
The janitor's uncle saw that Ye Qi brought a girl, which was very fresh, "Yo! I've got a girlfriend, and I'm finally enlightened! Ye Qi said embarrassedly, "No, you misunderstood, she is not my girlfriend, a few days ago Master Yao came and asked her to learn skills from me." She will be the heir of the Yao family in the future. ”
"Yao's company! No wonder there are so many bodyguards, eh! I said that you also open your eyes and open your eyes, what a beautiful girl, the flowers of our village are chasing you, and work hard. ”
Ye Qi shook his head helplessly and walked into the No. 1 examination room.
Qian'er sat in the last seat, and when the children in the house saw Ye Qi coming, both men and women cheered, "Teacher Ye! "Teacher Ye!" ... Only Qian'er sat on the seat alone, lying quietly on her stomach. "Okay students, be quiet! Today there is a new classmate in our class, named Yao Beiqian. All eyes except for the boy were still focused on Ye Qi. Qian'er stood up, "It's good to look at the old lady too!" The girls then turned their eyes to Qian'er, who stood tall, "Sister! How old are you? Hahaha..."In the classroom of laughter, only the angry Qian'er and the helpless Ye Qi were silent.
"Shut up all of you, girl!" It was this earth-shattering roar that quieted the classroom, "You little P kids! Do you speak Japanese, Korean, or English? It's all your teacher! This girl doesn't believe it, she can't escape from this school! "The children were scared by Akane that they were just children and ignorant of how they could understand people.
"Alright, Alright, Akane. Sit down, you see you're scaring them. After saying that, Qian'er turned her words at the child, "You too, she has finished college, this is the tradition of our school." Okay, start the exam! ”
Qian'er started the question easily, because it was a comprehensive paper, and it was completed immediately. Standing up to hand in the papers, Ye Qi took the papers, "Okay, you are qualified, go to the next examination room!" Qian'er made a face at the children as she left.
...... Until the sophomore year of high school, "Jingle Bell... All right! It's time for the exam, so if you haven't submitted the paper, hurry up! The teacher snatched the paper that Qian'er had only written half of it, looked at it, "Failed!" You're going to start in your second year of high school! After speaking, he threw an exam paper with a failing grade written in front of Qian'er, "What kind of broken paper is this, it's more difficult than the third year of high school!" Hearing the sound of "hiss...~", Qian'er threw the exam paper into her pocket, planning to go home and burn it.
Qian'er walked to the school gate and saw Ye Qi looking around while holding a book fan. Seeing Qian'er, she waved her hand, "Hey! Where did you get in? ”
"......" Qian'er was silent, "Woo~...", and cried inexplicably, "Hey! What are you crying about? ”
Akane sobbed, "From... Didn't come... Not so... Lose face... Pass. ”
"I said, our school can take the exam whenever it wants, and there is still a chance! As for it, I didn't know you loved to cry so much. With that, he took out a white tissue from his pocket. Qian'er calmed down a lot and followed Ye Qi home...
"Tara~Tara~..."Akane walked along the bumpy dirt road while kicking the small rocks on the side of the road.
"Hey! What are you going to do? Is it to drop out of school or follow ......" Before Ye Qi could finish speaking, Qian'er interrupted, "Yes! Today I started the assault, I don't believe it, this physics and supernumbers will not work! Ye Qi shook his head, this fool can assault these things in one night? Forget it, I'll do what I have to do, "Whoa! This is a condensed version of the textbook, and all subjects are in it, but you won't take the original questions, so you can do it yourself. ”
Qian'er opened the book, and there were dense small words written in it, and Qian'er was immediately dizzy, but she still nodded confidently. When I got home, I pulled out a notebook and paper with a cowhide cover thicker than a dictionary from my suitcase.
Qian'er moved the small table, frantically remembering something, Ye Qi put away her clothes and poked her head next to Qian'er. Seeing that Qian'er was quickly doing one expansion problem after another, the words were neatly written, and each word was like a drawing. Ye Qi lay next to him and fell asleep.
Because Qian'er wrote too crazy and serious, she found Ye Qi sleeping next to her in the afternoon. Qian'er watched this face, her heart "pounding", her face and lips slowly approached, and when Qian'er almost kissed Ye Qi, Ye Qi stretched.
The responsive Qian'er immediately sat up, pretending to be thoughtful. "You're awake!"
"Well, what's the matter?" Ye Qi sat up and scratched her head.
"Humph! How can it be? This girl..."Before Qian'er finished blowing, Ye Qi interrupted, "You're so good, I thought about this question for an hour, but why didn't you write it when the question was empty?" This made Akane panic a little.
"Who said that! This girl just thinks it's too simple and plans to write it later! It's hard to write first! "What Qian'er said is right.
At night... Qian'er was still scratching her ears and cheeks, and Ye Qi, who was sitting next to her, couldn't stand it anymore, "Hey! I won't just ask, and then I can't say if you can eat the food! ”
"Humph! It's not like I can't! I'm going to eat it, but my brain isn't full yet! Qian'er continued to stiffen her mouth.
After dinner...... 22:03
Qian'er gambled inexplicably, didn't she just want this girl to want you to give in, Yao Beiqian insisted that victory could not be lost to this soil bun!
Why doesn't this thing sleep, it's just too wise to take a nap in the afternoon. ... Although the nightlife has begun, the two are full and have been in a stalemate... 22:56
"Okay, okay! I won't, you teach me! Ye Qi was dozing off on the side, "Hey, hey, hey!" Don't sleep when you get up, teach me questions! ”
At this time, Ye Qi got up and rubbed his eyes. Nodding his head, he patiently taught, "Oh, why am I empty for such a simple question!?" ”
"If you have questions in the future, just ask them, don't keep procrastinating. If you don't understand, just ask! Ye Qi continued to talk to Qian'er...
Qian'er stretched, "It's over!" Ye Qi was also tired enough, "I'm so tired, you can't even understand human words with your big nerves." ”
"What do you say? It's not that you don't speak well, how can you be a teacher, don't spoil the flowers of the motherland! No wonder those little ones..."Before Qian'er finished speaking, Ye Qi had heard enough, "Okay, you won, that's right!" Are you going to take the exam tomorrow? ”
"A must! I'm going to have to pass this damn sophomore year of high school! Qian'er cheered for herself, "You, let me tell you, a person can only take the exam once in a grade, and this is the official final exam of the whole school, which means that if you fail this time, you can only follow along, hey!" Are you listening..."
Qian'er was lying on the pillow and falling asleep, and Qian'er's snow-white and lovely face was facing Ye Qi. If I had the feeling of wanting to eat her in one bite at the scene, Ye Qi's heart would be "plopping" and her face would be red. Quickly patted his face and covered Qian'er with a blanket.
The night is quiet and quiet, and the singing voice is like the mysterious wind in the night of this Shixiang Village, which has a unique flavor. Ye Qi and Qian'er fell asleep on the bed separated by a curtain, this curtain is just like Ye Qi and Qian'er's situation at this time, only this Pu Pu curtain is separated, as long as one person breaks it, I think the two will definitely see each other, I think there will be someone to help it, (it may also be a couple!) Hee hee)