When I arrived at the fat man's house, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

The two little aunts ordered us to go to the kitchen and stand, because the two old men wanted to take a bath. Then I saw Aunt Xiaoyu go into the bathroom with the dirty 'Tai Sui' in her arms, and dragged away a bucket in the fat man's room.

When the two beautiful aunts like 18 or 9 years old came out, there was also a white mass of things soaked in the bucket, constantly wriggling in the water.

I leaned over with a smile and asked, "Little Auntie, this is the true face of 'Tai Sui', right?" ”

Aunt Xiaoyu said, "That's right, this thing is delicious." No matter what the flavor is, it can be swallowed perfectly, and it is absolutely vegetarian. ”

I twitched the corners of my mouth and said, "Little aunt, can you eat this thing?" ”

"Of course! Otherwise, how can it be called meat Ganoderma lucidum! "The fat man came out behind me, and I could hear him swallow.

I asked curiously, "Aunt Xiaoyu, can you tell me how this Tai Sui came about?" You said that there is a litter of Tai Sui, what's going on? ”

Aunt Xiaoyu stretched her waist and made a very coquettish movement, and said with a smile: "It's okay to tell you, but this one is mine." ”

I said, "Here you go, how can I grab something from my elders?" Of course, good things are offered to elders, but is it good to eat them? If it's good, leave me some, you see I have a wife, a mother, a brother, and a master. ”

Aunt Xiaoyu pursed her lips and said, "You don't want it?" ”

I said seriously: "I really don't want to, and besides, I don't tell my mom what they are when I plan to bring them back, at least eat them." ”

Aunt Xiaoyu grinned and said, "That's good, this is a good boy." When you dig that nest of Tai Sui, the biggest and fattest will be left for you. ”

Forehead...... What are these words? The biggest and fattest? No matter how you hear it, it looks like buying pork in the vegetable market.

But we're splitting ...... Tai Sui, and it's a discussion on how to eat!

Immortals, are we going too far?

Well, for the sake of the health of my parents, my master's lover and brother, if this thing is really effective and advanced, it will offend!

I heard Aunt Xiaoyu explain: "Tai Sui's thing is good, ordinary people really don't dare to eat it when they encounter this thing, because this thing can't be digested in the stomach, and they will even be unlucky because they eat Tai Sui." But we all have our own means.

Little nephew, do you know what Tai Sui is? ”

I smiled and shook my head, "I really don't dare to say what it is, it looks like it's alive, it should be a creature, right?" ”

"Hee-hee, that's half right."

Well? And half of it? Could it be a plant?

Aunt Xiaoyu put her hand in the bucket and touched the white Tai Sui, constantly fluctuating the water in the bucket, and said: "According to the Compendium of Materia Medica, the meat is like meat. Attached to a boulder, the head and tail have it, and it is a living thing. The red ones are like coral, the white ones are like cutting fat, the black ones are like lacquer, the green ones are like green feathers, the yellow ones are like purple gold, and they are all bright and penetrating like solid ice. Do you see if this is as white as fat? ”

I looked down into the water, and then I was quite helpless to find that this thing really looked like a large piece of white pork soaked in the water. The more I look at it, the more greasy it feels. Especially when this thing is still squirming in the water, it makes people feel a little disgusting!

"Hee-hee." Seeing my expression, Aunt Xiaoyu smiled and said, "This is really delicious, do you know Ge Hong?" ”

I nodded: "The master of the Eastern Jin Dynasty Taoism, the author of "Hug Puzi". ”

"Yes, remember this man. Tell you, he is a real land immortal, and his supernatural powers are really unfathomable to ordinary people, he said in his hug Puzi, Zhuzhi pounds the end, or turns into water clothes, which makes people light and immortal. You get the idea, right? The efficacy of this thing. In fact, to put it more clearly, it is to eliminate impurities and toxins in the body in large quantities and quickly and safely by eating Tai Sui, and raise the basic quality of the body to a better and newer level. Although it can't make people really immortal, it is not a problem to let people live for twenty or thirty more years. ”

No way!

My eyes are green too!

Is it such a panacea? A good thing to prolong your life.

No wonder the fat man's eyes are green!

"Really?" I looked up at Aunt Xiaoqi, and in my heart, I still believe in Aunt Ji Xianqi, who has a relatively stable personality.

Xiao Qi nodded and said, "Actually, if you can find those masters who can really refine the pill, this medicinal property can be improved by one or two percent." ”

I gritted my teeth and said, "That's a lot." That kind of master who can refine pills, I haven't heard of it anywhere. Aunt Xiaoyu, this Tai Sui will give me a share no matter what. ”

Aunt Xiaoyu grinned and said, "You are stupid, you are my nephew, these good things are naturally shared by our family." What's not to be teased. ”

I sneered and complimented: "My little aunt is reasonable, united and friendly, and loves her juniors, and she is really a model for my generation to learn." ”

"Hee-hee, the sycophants are good, and you will be counted as a share when the time comes." The little aunt's eyes rolled around, looked at the fat man, and said, "Little fat man, don't you want it?" ”

The fat brother smiled and said, "The little aunt is as beautiful as a flower, naturally kind-hearted, pure and intelligent. What's more, it is our elders, our predecessors, and it is only a matter of time before we become immortals in the future. This thing that can prolong life is a delicious snack in the eyes of the little aunt. Fatty, I really don't know how to compliment my little aunt, I always feel that there are no suitable words to praise you. Alas, I'm stupid! After saying this, the fat man shamelessly patted his face lightly with his fat hand and with a little sound.

Is this a fight?

Is this a compliment?

Is this sycophancy?

If yes, I just farted a shit! The thickness of my face and that of the fat brother is really not comparable!

I looked at the fat man with adoring eyes, this thing didn't blush, and his face remained unchanged with a look of flattery, after all, there was only one, and the fat man knew the benefits with his word, and it was not good to say that he would share some benefits. But now that I know that it is a litter of Tai Sui, if this is not cheap, it will not take ...... Then it's really done, is it pure bastard to have a cheap advantage!

The fat man's words made the two little aunts laugh, and the ladylike spirit that had finally accumulated collapsed completely.

Aunt Xiaoyu hugged her stomach and laughed, and it took a long time to come back to her senses and say, "Little fat man, don't be so evil, it's okay to give it to you and give it to you!" Oops, I'm laughing to death. ”

The fat man smiled and said: "Thank you little aunt for a lot, this god-given divine product, no, this is a divine product given by the little aunt, I can't repay the fat man, tomorrow I will continue to take the little aunt around for a big meal." ”

Aunt Xiaoyu giggled and said, "Little fat man, you said it." Tomorrow I'm going to eat what I ate tonight. ”

"No problem, no problem!" The fat man should arrive.

I suddenly discovered that the fat man's stinginess is different from that of Fahua, to be precise, Fahua picks the door everywhere. And the fat man seems to be very careful about the kind of money that should not be spent. When it costs a lot of money to eat and drink, it doesn't seem to mind at all.

Aunt Xiaoyu said: "Okay, for the sake of both of you being so funny, I will be merciful and tell you the origin of this nest of Tai Sui." ”

The two of us immediately sat cross-legged on the floor so that Aunt Xiaoyu could look at us condescendingly.

Xiaoyu Shigu said: "If it weren't for the appearance of this little Tai Sui, I wouldn't be sure, and I wouldn't have to do even calculations." As you all know, doing calculations is actually an odd-numbered algorithm, that is, it stops every 9, and everything cannot be perfected. But there is an exception, that is, gods, ghosts, and immortals. These things that are not in the five elements can be counted evenly. What is Tai Sui?

Wang Chong of the Eastern Han Dynasty said in "On Balance": "The meaning of Tai Sui is the heart of the long official." The Southern Song Dynasty Zhu Mi's "Liuren Dazhan" said: "The emperor is destined for Tai Sui, and the concubine is destined for the Yin of the year" in the Qing Dynasty's "Xieji Defense Book" got a concise summary: "Tai Sui, Jun Xiang, its prescription is solid on the auspicious side, not the people dare to use it." "Tai Sui is a noble god, and the direction in which it is located is of course also noble and auspicious, but the people of Li are too noble because the direction of Tai Sui is too noble, so they must avoid it in order to conform to the status of dignity and inferiority.

Therefore, this is considered Tai Sui, which actually belongs to the scope of counting gods.

But these gods are all canonized by human emperors, and although they have priesthood, they have no real divine power. So countable!

That's why I'm going to pinch an even number algorithm to figure out the origin of this nest of Tai Sui.

Hehe, thanks to the little fat man, where did this nest of Tai Sui come from. This has not happened for thousands of years, and it is also thanks to the good fortune of the dirty little old man that he kept the Tai Sui of this nest from scattering. Instead, he settled in the courtyard of his house.

Anyway, I made a bold guess. Thirty or forty years ago, when the little old man was building a house and digging the foundation, his fortune and fortune had just begun. If there was no Tai Sui, maybe he would be a well-known figure now. However, he should be unlucky, and others should be lucky.

The day he broke the ground and opened the foundation, it must have been a very old day. The so-called Tai Sui is the most guilty of facing east. Do you remember where the old man's house sits? And this old man was supposed to be a very successful person, and nine times out of ten he smashed an old lady with a hammer.

Well, this kind of thing, it seems to be a same-sex breeding, it's not right, it should be similar to an earthworm, and it can rise as much as you chop it. Anyway, it should have been a lot of smashing, and it was supposed to be the kind of juice that splattered everywhere. That's why there is such a litter of little Tai Sui. Look at this one, it weighs five or six pounds, right? You don't know how this thing grows, it's about five percent a year. These forty or fifty years have grown so big, guess how many Tai Sui will be able to eat in that yard? ”

I smacked my tongue with the fat man, it wouldn't be so much, would it? If according to the little aunt, isn't it possible to dig out a ton in this yard?

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