The Xiangyang County Commander has been in office for nearly ten years, and there have been no major cases, but the county magistrate has been a little troubled recently......

Dog Officer:

We refuse to appear in the same frame as the prisoner in cell No. 3, and if we don't get rid of him, we will immediately hang ourselves in the cell, and we will not let you go after death!

The county magistrate looked at the joint letter of the 100 prisoners and broke out in a cold sweat, and asked the master next to him tremblingly: "Who is being held in this No. 3 cell?" Since that day, the county magistrate has been particularly sensitive to the word ghosts and gods. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The master said: "Didn't the county master forget? It was the two women who were arrested two days ago. ”

“…… What's wrong with these two? It caused nearly 100 prisoners to complain so much. The county magistrate squinted his eyes: "Speaking of which, I haven't seen anyone looking for it yet, could it be that I have lost my eyes?" On that day, he let the second master go, and something was going to happen.

"It's hard to say, those two people are very loud, but I'm afraid that there is some background. According to the prison guards, there was already chaos in the dungeon, and they wanted to interrogate them, but they couldn't do anything. The master persuaded: "This is not a way, it is better to have more than one thing, it is better to let them go earlier."

"Hey...... Also, the matter of the second master has not been resolved, so expel these two from the city! ”

As a result, Qian Lailai and the two were kicked out of Xiangyang County. Su Miao looked at the city gate with a sad expression: "Aren't we too unpopular?" was kicked out twice in a row...... "Qian came to sniff his sleeves and fanned him in disgust: "It's good to be disgusted, isn't this letting us get out of prison for free?" Luckily, most of my money is buried by the moat, so let's find a place to stay, it stinks in the dungeon. ”

"You don't have any psychological burden, aren't you all doing all this? nozuonodie！ Su Miao scolded and followed her to find a place to bury the money.

However, Qian Lailai, who came to the moat, fell into tears, and turned his head to look at her without tears: "The water has risen, the water has risen......"

"......" Su Miao stared at her quietly, with "damn mentally retarded" in capital letters on her face. Why did she believe that money could be relied upon in the first place? Oh, she must have broken somewhere.

"It doesn't seem to have risen much, if it doesn't rain, you should get it tomorrow."

So it rained.

When Su Miao and Qian Lailai squatted in a cave that night and hugged their legs to avoid the rain, Su Miao only asked quietly: "How long do you think it will take us to get the silver ticket after it rains all night?"

“…… Look at the opening point, maybe it will be smaller after a while......"

On the second day, the torrential rain flooded into the cave, and Su Miao quietly appeared in the puddle: "How long do you think it will take us to get the silver ticket at this water level?"

"It's okay, the moat, the water is flowing fast......"

"Express Express! The silt in the lower reaches of the moat is clogged, and emergency dredging is underway, so please sit and prepare for continuous heavy rain! ”

Su Miao quietly pinched the neck of the money that came: "You can't bury it by the river, I should starve to death here before I get the silver!" Qian Lai was wronged: "How do I know that we are not only disgusted by people but also by God?" One or two don't play cards according to the routine, and the TV series skills I got are completely useless! ”

"You're playing with my life?!"

"Ahem, both." The sudden appearance of a deep male voice immediately attracted the attention of the two, and some sickly white-robed men carried a box: "That's what you said?"

The voice...... It always feels familiar, is it tinnitus? Su Miao pondered, it seemed that it was time to govern.

Qian Lailai glanced at the box that was still covered with silt, and immediately pounced: "That's right," she immediately opened the crack to confirm that it had not been passive inside, and looked at him vigilantly: "Why are you there...... Ay? What about people? ”

Su Miao looked around: "It was still there just now, and it disappeared in the blink of an eye." According to the bloody development of shoujo manga, it shouldn't be like this, right...... Feed! You're listening to me, have you already started counting the money?! ”

"Impossible, impossible," Qian Lailai checked the accounts, and said casually: "He is not as good-looking as the Dingdong man, although the Dingdong man is not good at all." According to our current situation, don't talk about peach blossom luck, don't step on the **** and count us lucky! Su Miaosheng looked at the sky without love: "Could it be that I can only make do with you in this life?" No! No matter how ugly you are, you have to fall in love, and when it comes to the world, it is full of love! ”

"Oh, when you have money, you will go to open a duck shop, this beautiful man today, that beautiful man tomorrow, the economy and society will talk about money and feelings." Qian Lai came and closed the box: "Let's go to the city gate and rent a carriage." The money is there, but she doesn't know what the man in white is planning, she doesn't believe in pie in the sky, although it did fall, but she took her life.

"......Shh You're right. ”

The neighboring town was not far away, and it was only a day's journey, but it was getting late, and they insisted on hurrying, and by then the curfew had passed, and the city gates had been closed.

What made Su Miao embarrassed the most was that there was a portrait of the two of them at the gate of the city, and it was marked below: Dogs and these two are not allowed to enter!

Su Miao hid his face and cried bitterly: "The second time I became famous, the first time was when I was stoned to death by a pie, and in ancient times, I was famous for my negative image!" Is it easy for her to eat for a mixed meal?

Qian Lailai patted her on the shoulder: "Nine times out of ten, life is unsatisfactory, young man, look at it." I didn't expect the news of their destruction of the two cities to spread so quickly, you can't underestimate the gossip spirit of the ancients!

"Woo~ The main line of the heroine shouldn't be like this, could it be that we are actually taking the cannon fodder route?" Could it be that they have crossed over into a novel and become two of the thousands of runners?

Qian Lailai squatted next to her and comforted her seriously: "Don't be so pessimistic, from a certain point of view, it is also a technique to arouse the anger of the people of the two cities and still stand here, we can publish a book in ......the future "How to Destroy a Country Without Spending a Single Soldier" Su Miao looked at her for a few seconds, and became even more sad: "Will you comfort people?"

Qian Lailai was about to defend himself, when he suddenly heard a soft sound behind him, and when he turned his head, he saw that the jingle man shook the bell, and the city gate slowly opened, and he couldn't help but chirp: "This is really Tinker Bell's treasure bag, just shake it if you want to do it."

After not seeing any crack closed for a long time, Su Miaodu saw the gaze cast by Ding Dong Man, and wondered: "He won't let us in, right?" The two glanced at each other, and although they didn't know the bottom of their hearts, they still walked over.

Ding Dong saw the two of them come in, urged the internal force to close the city gate, and made a gesture to leave, Qian Lailai hurriedly asked: "Why did this brother Tai help?" I hope I don't want to get revenge for what happened in prison......

Ding Dong Man paused, and seemed to smile in the night: "Who knows?" Said to leave the luck.

"Shhh...... I was so ......panicked when he laughed" Su Miao shuddered, and Qian Lailai nodded sympathetically: "I always feel that there is nothing good, and don't you think that his appearance is too coincidental......"

"Bridge bean sacks! It doesn't feel right! Su Miao took a stop pose: "According to the development of romance, shouldn't boys laugh like this (gentle) like this (spoiled) and like this (with affection)?"

"Heheda, do you still think it's a romance idol drama? I think we have strayed into a rural suspense drama, will normal people do this and this to people who have just met the second side? What's more, last time we were still a little white face raised by a fat man, unless he has an eye disease, otherwise you can dream about it! ”

"Uh...... "It makes sense, I'm speechless......

"It is said that the city routine is deep, we have returned to the most simple and conscientious crossing text, self-made, how can there be a good thing in the sky to fall rich and handsome......" said that this passage is that money comes to the heart is extremely vicissitudes, and I am very eager for the crow's mouth to work again. The sky is going to drop the rich and handsome, she properly let Su Miao be a meat pad, anyway, she has smashed out of experience.

Su Miao patted her shoulder sympathetically: "Okay, okay, you have to say that you are crying, let's go find an inn to stay, don't cry, the young man stands up and masturbates!"