Hearing the reporter's question, the faces of the city leaders and Wu Hong became extremely ugly, Hao Ren and Shen Xiaoxue are the key figures in this press conference, if he has a problem, then the matter will be big, not only Hao Ren's image will be broken, but the image of Dongdu will also become stinky. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The mayor glanced at Hao Ren and asked him not to speak.

At the same time, Wu Hong stood up and was ready to help Hao Ren block this problem.

Unfortunately, he was a step too slow.

Hao Ren stood up.

"It's over, it's over!"

Seeing this, the city leaders trembled in their hearts.

Some of the people below couldn't help but cover their ears and didn't want to listen.

"The hero will be able to answer it."

Of course, there are also some people who believe that Hao Ren can perfectly crack the offensive of the reporters of the United States, and they are looking forward to it, and some even put themselves in the position of Hao Ren, thinking about how to answer in order to counter the questions of the reporters of the United States.

"Ahem......"

Hao Ren coughed.

The press conference fell silent, and everyone put their eyes on Hao Ren's face.

How would he reply?

How can he fight back?

He is so confident, he must have figured out a way!

Everyone felt their hearts beating, waiting for a moment in history to happen.

"Ahem......"

Hao Ren pretended to moisten his throat and coughed again.

Then he smiled and said, "This remember friend, I ...... for your question I didn't hear you clearly, so please say it again. ”

Everyone: "......"

Didn't hear me?

Didn't even hear clearly?

How so?

He didn't answer, but because he didn't hear clearly.

Everyone exhaled secretly, and secretly said that fortunately they didn't hear clearly, otherwise......

But at the same time, they couldn't help but have a faint regret in their hearts, regretting that they couldn't see the hero's Jedi counterattack, if they could see that scene, it would be perfect.

The American reporter was stunned for a moment, pulled his headphones and stood up again, repeating his question in Chinese.

Hao Ren shook his head again and said, "I'm sorry, I still didn't hear clearly." ”

The Mi reporter took a deep breath and spoke again, this time slowly.

Hao Ren shrugged his shoulders and said, "I didn't hear clearly!" ”

There was anger in the eyes of the reporter in the United States, and he repeated it again, speaking more slowly.

Before he finished speaking, Hao Ren interrupted: "I didn't hear clearly! Please continue. ”

Everyone was stunned, now they saw the problem, and they didn't hear it clearly so slowly, this is deliberate.

The reporter held back his anger and read out word by word.

Hao Ren still said the same thing: "No...... Listen...... Clear! ”

The reporter couldn't bear it, and said in a Chinese explosion: "****, ********, as a guest, you are not friendly to me, and you actually make things difficult for me?" Why are Chinese people so unqualified, how do you treat guests? ”

The people of the rabbit country glared angrily, too arrogant, this rice country people were too arrogant.

Hao Ren shrugged and said, "I understand now." ”

Someone on the side of the Mi reporter whispered with contempt: "The Chinese are really cheap bones, I need to scold you a few words before you can understand the words." ”

Hearing this, foreign friends all whistled. And the people of the rabbit country here were furious, and some people couldn't help but stand up.

"Damn, I can't help it."

"Beat him ......"

"Let him be a slut!"

Even the leaders on the stage couldn't help frowning, this guy is so arrogant, he probably came prepared.

Hao Ren coughed and raised his hand to stop these hot-blooded young people.

He laughed and said, "I'm really sorry just now, I really don't know much about bird language, and then you barely said a few words, so I naturally understood." But your words are too unhuman, but fortunately, I have good quality and will not be as knowledgeable as you. ”

After Hao Ren said this, everyone understood what he meant by "can't hear clearly", because the other party was in bird language, so he couldn't hear clearly.

"The hero is right."

"Yes, yes!"

"That's right, don't think that if you learn a few words of human language, you are like a human being."

"Bird language? Haha, did you understand just now? ”

"I don't understand!

"When people don't understand! We're human. ”

Suddenly, the people here kept whistling and shouting "I can't hear clearly".

The American reporter's eyes were full of angry flames, and he pointed at Hao Ren and said, "You ...... bastard"

Hao Ren interrupted directly: "What are you?" ”

The reporter of the United States raised the decibels: "We ......"

Hao Ren also raised the decibel and shouted angrily: "What am I, me!" ”

His voice was mixed with the momentum of a martial artist, full of energy, and directly suppressed the reporter's words.

The reporter only felt that his ears were broken, and a big bell pressed against his heart, and he suddenly lost half of his breath and forgot what he was going to say.

Hao Renyou said: "I know what you want to say, do you want to say that Chinese is not human at all, in fact, there is nothing?" ”

Hearing this, the reporter reacted and shouted: "That's right! Your Chinese is the most rubbish and unscientific language in the world, and it took me three months to learn it. ”

"Oh?" Hao Ren blinked and smiled, "Are you sure you learned?" ”

The reporter straightened his chest and said, "Hmph, I might as well tell you that I am not only a journalist, but also a language expert at Harvard University, proficient in eight Chinese languages." From these languages, I found Chinese to be the simplest and worst language. ”

Hao Ren was not angry, but smiled weirdly: "Really? If you think so, then I'll test you. ”

The reporter said arrogantly: "What tricks do you have to use idioms and poems?" I'll prove to you that Chinese is the lowest language. ”

Hao Ren smiled and said, "Then test your idiom, do you know what it means to parrot your tongue?" ”

The idiom parroting is uncommon, and many people don't understand it, but they can guess some meanings from the artistic conception of the four words, which must be swearing.

Mi Guo said: "This idiom, this idiom says that parrots talk to people. Am I right? ”

Although he has studied the Chinese language, he knows very little about the Chinese culture.

The understanding of idioms should not only understand the literal meaning, but also rely on the cultural conception to guess its meaning.

This expert is such a person, he can understand the surface meaning of the idiom by virtue of his language construction, but he has no mind at all to diverge it to a higher level of meaning.

In other words, he only knows his words, but he doesn't know his meaning, and he is completely half-hanging.

But he still thinks that he is a Chinese pass, and uses this to belittle Chinese.

His fate can be imagined.

Hao Ren seized the opportunity to fight back: "Yes, you are so right, parrot and unsatisfactory!" It's like you, who talk to people but don't know what they mean.

What the? You want to say you know! But you see, I've been scolding you for not being human with idioms for a long time, and you're still discussing the surface meaning of idioms with me, which is so stupid and cute.

Forget it, I think you should speak your bird language, human language is not something you want to learn, you can learn. ”

Poof!

"Haha, I'm laughing to death."

"My stomach hurts with laughter, and I get this face beaten."

"This reporter, this scene, this picture, how do I feel that there is no sense of disobedience."

"That's right, he still claims to be a language expert, and he doesn't know if he's been tricked, so it's really a parrot."

There was a burst of laughter below, especially the use of idioms, and the last sentence, the Chinese people felt particularly relieved.

When the reporter heard the explanations around him, his face was extremely ugly, and he shouted: "****, protest, I want to protest." You are an insult, an insult! ”

Hao Ren directly grabbed the words: "This is a simple linguistic discussion, and the protest is ineffective. ”

The reporter had the urge to vomit blood, and said: "****, I actually grabbed the words, the Chinese people really have no quality." ”

Hao Ren said: "Although I don't know bird language, I am also a temporary worker of the Zoo Research Association, and I have been with birds for a long time, and I have learned a little bird language." ,I know,That's what Xiang means.。 Hey, the birdman is really a birdman, and he can't move...... Mouth full of squirting, you think your ass grows on your face, you can squirt if you want. ”

"Haha......"

There was another burst of laughter in the square, admiring Hao Ren so much, this guy is really poisonous, although he didn't have a dirty word in his words, he damaged the other party to the extreme.

Reporter's Seven Tricks of Smoke: "I ......"

Hao Ren scrambled to speak: "I know you don't want to admit that your words are bird language. But you all call yourself bald eagles, is it so hard to admit that you say it's bird language? ”

Reporter's head is dizzy: "You ......"

Hao Ren was shocked: "You finally admit that you are talking about birds?" Congratulations! ”

The reporter's chest was constantly rising and falling, his breath was not smooth, he couldn't speak, and glared at Hao Ren fiercely, unexpectedly...... Left.

He felt that if he stayed for a while, he would probably be angry with this shameless guy on the stage who kept stealing words.

Anyway, the other party's mouth is fast and loud, so he doesn't give himself a chance to speak. I am destined to say that I can't talk about him, so I might as well leave, use my time to write news, and smear this guy fiercely.

"What a coward!" Hao Ren scolded.

The crowd booed the reporter's back.

Seeing this, the mayor and Wu Hong exhaled, this farce is finally over, if it is longer than a while, it is estimated that it will become a war of scolding.

The mayor was about to get up and bring the topic back to the topic, but Hao Ren spoke again: "Ahem, I answered the reporter's question just now, and he said that I had a conspiracy to build Heroes Square. I can tell you without hesitation that he is slandering, smearing, and having ulterior motives. ”

Hearing his words, everyone was stunned.

The reporter from the United States, who had just walked not far, stumbled and almost fell.

Nima, don't you understand what I'm saying?

Don't you understand the language of birds?

Now when I'm gone, what the fuck do you mean?