"Charlotte Hitler Elvia Pwis Nicolas Cage Alexander IX Demon King, the Emperor of Heaven is too young to recognize you for such a move, and I still hope for Haihan. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info "The barefoot immortal pressed the head of a little kid and bowed 90° to Tu Chen, who almost fell into the tiger's mouth.

Mulberry quietly turned his head and winked at the barefoot immortal: "Why do you want to apologize?" Is the Demon King more powerful than the Heavenly Emperor? ”

"Stupid, how could it be! Heavenly Court's finances are tight, you have tied up other people's children, in case people form a team to ask for compensation, we will have to hand you over to pay off the debt! The barefoot immortal glared at her with hatred. She didn't see her for a while, and she almost cooked the demon king...... It's the Little Emperor of Heaven, as for what to catch and eat like a starving ghost?

The mulberry who was knocked down by this realistic reason wrinkled his nose, are we so poor in heaven? Daddy ran away when he lost his home......

There are still reasonable gods in the East. Tu Cheng wiped a handful of bitter tears, held the peach and nibbled on it, sniffed and chirped: "I'm not a demon who can deal with children, as long as I find a way to change me back to my original form, this matter will be over."

Look, it is said that the underage god is protected by the law~

Mulberry, who was spared, was very proud in his heart, took out Plath from his father, and skillfully pressed down a string of numbers. Calmly glanced at Tu Chen: "Zhen has money and a big business." ”

This little look...... Tu Chen shuddered and hugged Pan Tao tightly. How do you feel murderous?

Just as he thought this, an unidentified object in the distance swooped down towards him at a speed visible to the naked eye, and before he could take a step back, it was already close in front of him.

"Sting-" The gray auspicious cloud braked in time about three centimeters away from Tu Chen's nose.

Heaven...... It's so dangerous......

Tu Chen wiped a cold sweat and subconsciously touched his crotch, fortunately he didn't pee his pants, how to say that he is also a demon king.

A red hat suddenly came out of the clouds, so frightened that Tu Chen immediately retracted his legs, coughing followed, and a thin old man in a red robe crawled out of it. Lan Caihe understood a little bit as soon as he saw this battle, and sighed: "God of Wealth, how long have you not washed Xiangyun?"

Yes, the person who came was the King of Wealth and Silk, and some mortals called him Tai Bai Xing, who was in charge of the world's gold and silver wealth. There are two gods of wealth and wealth, which are divided into Cai Bao Xingjun and Lu Xing.

Do you think he's still the rich man with a long white face and a rich body? Zhen is rich and wronged! There are fewer people who believe in him, and now he hasn't been lifted out of poverty, how can he help the world get rich?!

He shook his head and paced: "How can there be this spare money to wash the car, now that the price of oil has skyrocketed, I have considered changing the bicycle to ride, healthy and environmentally friendly, and my daughter-in-law no longer has to worry about my traffic jam!" After a pause, he looked at the sky and sighed: "The old man misses the youth days when he drank yogurt and didn't lick the lid......"

The corners of Lan Caihe's mouth twitched: "As the Minister of Finance of Heavenly Court, you have said so, which makes me very worried about the economic situation of our Heavenly Court......"

"Are all the immortals so poor?" Tu Chen looked up at the mulberry and asked sympathetically. Mulberry smiled and vividly summarized the life of the immortals in two sentences: "I am the boss of the Heavenly Court, and I haven't eaten meat for 30,000 years."

"Thirty thousand years?! Isn't that something you haven't eaten since you were born? "No wonder you're so hungry......

Facing her sensen's eyes, Tu Chen hugged his body tightly: "I, I'm not delicious!"

Heavenly Court is terrifying!

After chatting with the barefoot immortal, Zhen Youqian leaned over to the ear of the little emperor and said, "Speaking of the little emperor, where is the big business you are talking about?"

Mulberry took two steps away to avoid the bad breath he had accumulated from not brushing his teeth for 10,000 years, and pointed to the small dot behind him, succinctly summarizing: "He wants to heal."

Zhen Youqian's eyes suddenly flashed with golden light, and it turned into a gold coin visible to the naked eye, and he greeted him flatteringly: "Oh~~ It turned out to be this cute Dalmatian!" ”

"I am the Demon King! Unseen immortals! "Slaughtering the city jumped to his feet in an instant. Either as food or as a pet, this group of immortals, very good, very mulberry!

"Oh~~ It turned out to be this cute Dalmatian Demon King!"

Tu Cheng gave up struggling.

No one listened to what he was saying anyway.

This heavenly court, he hehe.

Skipping this paragraph, Zhen Youqian introduced the business to him seriously: "In order to promote people (classics) and (economy) and (complex) harmony (Rong), Heavenly Court has launched a one-stop service of the elixir package, whether you have fever and diarrhea, severe poison in the body, or fractures and contusions, dystocia and infertility, as long as you have money, even if it is a matter of resurrection for us to solve in minutes." Our elixir is personally refined by Taishang Laojun, a doctor who has a gold medal reputation in the heavenly realm, and it is absolutely genuine. Dear, which set of services do you want? ”

In the end, he was still engaged in sales, and Tu Chen, who had completely lost his favor with Heavenly Court, could only silently accept this setting: "How much does it cost to help me return to normal?" ”

Seeing that there was a play, Zhen Youqian pretended to touch his sparse beard deeply: "Your situation...... It's a bit complicated. ”

Well, it's complicated, you have to take at least two pills!

Mulberry nodded solemnly, and quietly smoothed Tu Chen's child's peach. Tu Chen dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, and glared at her angrily: "How much?" What we have in hell is money! ”

There's money...... Then he can rest assured that he will be blackmailed!

Zhen Youqian high-fived, leaned over with a shy old face, and showed an extremely cute smile: "19999.99 all-inclusive order, you heard it right, only 19999.99!" ”

Tu Chen, who was still very confident in saying that he was rich, couldn't laugh, and silently touched his empty trouser pocket, he needed to think about life.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Zhen Youqian reflected on the price of his water content a little, and after pondering for two seconds, he finally reluctantly cut his love, and said sadly: "For the sake of you coming from afar, make a family price, 19,999 yuan, and take the medicine home immediately." You can also buy a lollipop to fill your stomach with the remaining nine cents. The service is intimate, the number is auspicious, you deserve it~"

"Why don't you go and rob!" A certain little one finally couldn't help but flip the table.

Do you know that their demon life is also very poor? Bullying him is not a local, thinking that he doesn't know that the gods save people for free?!

Ah, denied.

Zhen Youqian smiled businessmanly and said extremely quickly: "Your Highness Dalmatian, according to Article 123 of the Criminal Law of the Heavenly Court, robbery will deduct immortals, we are serious merchants, if we don't buy it, we will break your leg at most, and we will not be reluctant." ”

"Where is it not reluctant? It's clearly a strong buy and a strong sell! Tu Chen struggled to raise his voice. Chinese Aunty Style Rip X.

"Then you won't buy it?" Zhen Youqian has lost even a basic smile.

"Just buy it for fools!"

Zhen Youqian looked indifferent, pushed the mulberry forward, and said numbly: "Little Emperor Tian, you can take this Dalmatian dog to open meat." ”

The mulberry child showed an amiable smile. This immortal had already left a deep shadow on Tu Chen through kidnapping, intimidation, and violence, so much so that as soon as she approached, he hid behind Pan Tao and pointed at a few people in horror: "Hey, hey, hey!" You will be violating international law! ”

Mulberry looked innocently reassured: "Don't worry, I will bury you in the vegetable garden to make fertilizer." ”

Ang, so that no one will find out.

Who's talking to you about what to do after committing a crime? Tu Chen wanted to cry without tears, and turned his eyes to Lan Caihe for help: "Don't you care about the handsome guy?!" ”

Lan Caihe turned his back and sobbed with a touched face: "It is seen that this Heavenly Emperor has a business mind than the previous Heavenly Emperor, and Heavenly Court has been saved...... I was so moved by the teacher's kindness that my eyes were covered with tears of emotion......"

The water of West Lake is my tears~ Well, so he didn't see anything, let's go on.

Seeing that the only seemingly righteous immortal fell under the pomegranate skirt of the RMB, Tu Chen trembled and pointed at the unscrupulous immortals: "You, you guys who see money!" ”

He probably understood one thing - either he had an explosive force value, or he had a bundle of tickets, otherwise he would not be able to get along in the Eastern Heavenly Court. Unfortunately, he doesn't belong to either of the two.

"What about the pot?" Mulberry didn't care so much, opened the carry-on space and began to rummage through the pots and pans that had been thrown back by Lan Cai and Sheng.

For her, it doesn't matter what she eats, well, it's rare for the barefoot fairy to turn a blind eye, and it is simply unreasonable not to seize this opportunity.

Zhen Youqian, who smelled the copper smell of business opportunities, suddenly had a bright eye, and came up with a fart: "Xiaoxian is going to help you prepare a new induction cooker, efficient and fast, a must-have for home travel, the original price is five hundred and ninety-nine, and now you can take it home for only two hundred and eight!" ”

Mulberry once again nakedly showed his dislike for Zhen Youqian Big Yellow Tooth, quickly took two steps back, and made a "stop!" to Tai Baixing, who tried to step forward again! gesture, and spit out three words: "IOU." ”

You must know that as a senior businessman, Zhen Youqian can only be described by the words "shameless". The reaction to the Little Heavenly Emperor was not only not sad, but lengthened the tone: "Alas? Fight again, in 10,000 years, you have written 233,168 IOUs, and you haven't paid them back even once! ”

The first rule of the businessman's code: everything is aimed at money, look at money, and make money!

"These are all trivial things, Brother Monkey said, when I grow up and get a lot of money, I will be rich." Mulberry is serious about moving out of the theory of the Great Sage. That's right, her ultimate goal in life is to live with a lot of money.

So, Sang Yu stared at Zhen Youqian seriously: "Why, don't you believe in the potential of this emperor?" "Hmph, Brother Monkey said, my daughter follows her father, her father looks so charming and cheap, she is not far behind.

"Xiaoxian doesn't dare, but, but you need the Year of the Monkey to grow up?" Zhen Youqian just broke his teeth and swallowed blood.

The second rule of the merchant's code: Compromise when it's time to compromise, put a long line, and catch a big fish!

Seeing that this side had been negotiated, the Little Heavenly Emperor approached step by step with a human weapon (induction cooker), Tu Chen wanted to cry without tears: "Wait, wait!" Are you really going to cook me? I have very little meat, let me go, let me go! ”

As a demon king, all the festivals and rituals fell on the Oriental Immortals.

Mulberry thought about it carefully and showed a pitying smile: "I don't dislike it." "There's little meat, so let's make do with it.

"This ......" Tu Chen was speechless for a while: "I want to thank you for not disliking it?" ”

"No thanks." Mulberry winked at him with a well-behaved face.

Please, there is no sense of gratitude in his words......

He was speechless, so he had to find another way out, and weakly proposed: "I want to buy it, but I don't have so much cash...... No, he doesn't want to be cheated at all!

Hearing that the customer had a demand, Zhen Youqian, who had originally witnessed Tu Chen's entry into the pot with an indifferent face, instantly raised a business smile and rescued a certain little one from the clutches of the mulberry: "Okay, His Royal Highness the Demon King, obey His Royal Highness the Demon King, it's okay His Royal Highness the Demon King." ”

Mulberry flattened his mouth.

"As a modern super high fairy world, in order to facilitate the use of customers and improve the quality of service, we accept all payment methods such as credit cards, checks, bank transfers and even WeChat QQ red envelopes, which one do you want to use?"

Tu Chen was already stunned by his tone, and said angrily: "Hey, hey! What about the financial shortage? Where do you spend all your money? ”

……

There was a subtle silence for three seconds.

Zhen Youqian, who was the focal length of the audience, pretended to be inadvertently faced: "It's just borrowed, and it will be returned." "These are necessary investments! The necessary investment! It's not a random spent.

…… Who believes.

I finally understood the inside story of Heavenly Court's long-term financial constraints.

“…… Is it okay to make an IOU? Tu Chen opened his mouth with difficulty.

Zhen Youqian stared at him indifferently for two seconds, and then casually threw it back to Mulberry: "Little Heavenly Emperor, you can move." ”

"Oh." Sang Yu tilted his head and looked at Tu Chen.

Anyway, Tu Chen, who came over, was suddenly shocked, covered his little face and shook his head violently: "Don't, don't!" If you have something to discuss! Then he scolded Mulberry angrily: "Why can't I if she can?!" ”

Naked regional discrimination!

"Fool, the heavenly court is hers, and the old man is a person who manages the accounts, how dare she disobey? Do you think the old decay will add one more creditor to Heavenly Court? You think you don't need to fill the vacancies! "Let's do this kind of thing quietly when the white strip arrives at the warehouse.

Lan Caihe, who was also heartbroken for the Great and Small Heavenly Emperors, expressed deep sympathy for Zhen Youqian: "For so many years, you have worked hard."

However, Mulberry's focus was not on the same channel as them from beginning to end, rubbing his rumbling stomach and interjecting: "Can you fry it?" ”

A certain demon was caught in a major problem of money and life, and saw a jumping figure from a distance, and covered his mouth in horror: "When did even the red boy come?!" ”

As soon as the immortals turned around, they saw the red boy running over.

The red boy tilted his head innocently and said haha: "Aha, Xiaotiandi Weibo @ I said that I urgently need three-flavor real fire barbecue, it just so happened that Sister Guanyin was playing mahjong with Chang'e and He Xiangu, I was bored, so I came to eat." ”

Lan Caihe sighed: "It's really fast......"

Tu Chen looked sad, okay, it seems that I have to pay off my debts with my body.

Since then, there has been a pet demon king around the little emperor who is shouting about being abducted and trafficked all day long. On how the Demon King was subdued. (To be continued.) )