Chapter 14: What the hell is a throat cut? (2nd Update)

"The sky is high and the clouds are light, and the geese flying in the south are broken. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info is not a hero if you don't get to the Great Wall, and you can only travel 20,000 miles. On the peak of Liupan Mountain, the red flag swept the west wind. Today, the long tassel is in hand, when will the dragon be bound? Liu Dongxu looked at Han Qingya with a smile.

"Yes, I can recite this, I can't, well, that's it!" When Han Qingya heard this poem, her eyes lit up.

"Are you sure?" Liu Dongxu looked at Han Qingya with a smile.

"Indeed, sure, what's wrong!" Han Qingya was a little embarrassed by him, and asked angrily.

"There is no great grandfather in this world, where did the 20,000-mile trip come from, hehe, you might as well upload it and try it and see how your fans react." Liu Dongxu smiled and explained to Han Qingya.

"Well, yes, then you can help me like another song!" Han Qingya knew the reason, so she urged Liu Dongxu to help her think of another song.

"Why do you always write poetry everywhere you go? Are you showing off your talents? It's not necessary, I think playing is playing, and you don't have to be burdened by these fames. Liu Dongxu looked at Han Qingya seriously.

"No, no! It's just fun. Han Qingya was a little weak-hearted.

"If you don't have a background, you just copy out the poems, which are not your own after all, and they will inevitably be debunked." Liu Dongxu said calmly, "In the future, these poems can still be copied without copying, and they don't have much impact on your fame, but those fast food lyrics and songs are enough for you to become famous." As he spoke, he took Han Qingya's hand.

"You, what are you doing!" was suddenly held hands, Han Qingya wanted to pull it out, but Liu Dongxu's grip was really tight, "Let go of you, I'm an Internet celebrity, be careful I call my fans to beat you!" ”

"You let them come! Hehe, since you came to Beijing, you were thought of escaping! Liu Dongxu smiled, thinking that this was what he had been planning for a long time.

"You, you, me off! Hum! Han Qingya had no choice but to snort.

"If you don't go to the Great Wall, you're not a hero! I, Liu Dongxu, am the real hero today! Ha! ”

"You, you're crazy!" Seeing Liu Dongxu suddenly laugh loudly, Han Qingya was "frightened" and hurriedly covered Liu Dongxu's mouth, "Ah! You, you, pervert! As if something had happened, Han Qingya hurriedly pulled out her hand.

"Hey, hey."

It turned out that this Liu Dongxu secretly stretched out his tongue and licked it in her palm while Han Qingya was holding him.

"Men are not bad, women are not loved!" Liu Dongxu said shamelessly, "It's a little salty." He muttered to himself again.

"I want to die to you!" Hearing Liu Dongxu's muttering, how could Han Qingya spare him, so he ......

"Ahh Don't pinch me! Stop, stop, I'm wrong! Feeling the pain from his waist, Liu Dongxu begged for mercy again and again.

"Do you know it's wrong!" Han Qingya said fiercely.

"Got it, got it!" Liu Dongxu hurriedly showed weakness.

"Call my sister!"

"Sister."

"Well, my sister will buy you candy to eat!"

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"Aren't you a hero if you don't go to the Great Wall? Hehe, kind of interesting. Behind them, a middle-aged man repeated the words, and after a moment he smiled......

"Hey, how's your novel going?" After the frolic, Han Qingya looked at the mountains outside the city wall and asked casually.

"Hehe, it's not me bragging, don't look at the fact that we have only passed over for more than a month, but my brother is now a god's rhythm!" Speaking of the novel, Liu Dongxu suddenly became confident, and boasted to himself on the side, "Really, brother has now created a fantasy stream!" Belongs to the same character as the founder of the mountain! As if Han Qingya didn't believe it, Liu Dongxu hurriedly explained.

"May I ask how much the great god can get a month?" Han Qing looked at Liu Dongxu with a smile of worship.

"Well, don't mention this, don't mention this." Of course, I can't mention it, he has only been writing novels for about 20 days, but he has just put them on the shelves, where did he make a lot of money.

"Oh, the god's salary is not low, I don't dare to reveal it! It seems that I have made a lot of money. Han Qingya said deliberately.

"Don't just talk about me, you copied so many poems and songs, and I didn't see you making money!" Liu Dongxu was choked by Han Qingya, so he pulled Han Qingya.

"It's not much, it's not much, where did I make any money, but someone wants to buy out my songs, and it's only about 200,000." Saying that, Han Qingya also buttoned her nails, "This nail art is too weak, and it has only been worn out for a long time." "It's all over the place.

"Well, no, no, you have to give me dividends!" Seeing Han Qingya's appearance, Liu Dongxu stretched out his hand.

"What!" Looking at Liu Dongxu's "pig's trotters", Han Qingya asked cautiously, just kidding, money is life.

"Dividends!" Liu Dongxu said confidently.

"No, no, if you want money, you don't want to give your life!" As he spoke, he turned around and wanted to flee.

"It's useless, this is my territory! You can't run away! Liu Dongxu pretended to be a pervert.

"Don't be like this, if you don't let me go again, I'll shout for help!" Han Qingya hugged her shoulders cooperatively.

"You scream, you scream, you scream, you scream and no one will come to save you, hehe!"

"Cut your throat! Cut your throat! ”

"Uh, what the hell." Hearing Han Qingya shout like this, Liu Dongxu couldn't help but be stunned, he really shouted, what the hell is a throat cut.

"Hehe, didn't you let me shout?" Looking at Liu Dongxu's stunned appearance, Han Qingya pretended to be pitiful and said aggrievedly.

"Uh, did I say that? How come I don't remember? Liu Dongxu scratched his head,

"Hey, you're stupid, cut your throat! Cut your throat! As he spoke, he shouted two more sentences.

"What did you call me for?" Just when Han Qingya and the two were frolicking, an unfamiliar voice suddenly came from behind them, and the voice was still a little confused.

"Uh, what do you mean? What the hell! This time, not only Liu Dongxu was puzzled, but Han Qingya was also depressed thinking, having a good time, why did a person suddenly appear.

"We didn't call you, did we?" Liu Dongxu turned around and said to the man.

"Why didn't you call me, I've heard it several times, I didn't care about the first two sounds, and then she called me again!" As he spoke, he also pointed to Han Qingya behind Liu Dongxu.

"Dude, you heard me wrong, we're joking, you're busy." Liu Dongxu snorted haha. Looking at this black-haired and black-eyed thing, I didn't think it was a foreigner, I didn't pay attention to it just now, and now I hear that this accent is no one.

"No, it's a joke, call my name?" The foreigner scratched his head and was about to turn away.

"Wait buddy, what's your name?" Xu was aroused by curiosity, and Liu Dongxu actually stopped the foreigner.

"My name, my name is Po Hou Long, I'm from Japan, hello." As he spoke, he bowed.

"Uh, hello, hello! My name is Liu Dongxu, welcome to Huaguo, that, Brother Po, we still have something to do, so we won't chatter, next time we will be together. Liu Dongxu didn't expect this person to be so polite, and said again and again, of course, there is also the meaning of sending away. Just kidding, people are here to create foreign exchange for us, even if you send people, you have to be kind to them.

"Well, thanks, me, it's time for me to go, goodbye, goodbye." With that, the dragon turned and walked down the mountain.

"Goodbye, goodbye!" Liu Dongxu hurriedly bowed his hand, "Hehe, there are really fools who cut their throats." As he spoke, he turned his head to look at Han Qingya.

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