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It was another Saturday night, because the factory announced Sunday worship, the two gangs felt a lot more relaxed, so they took the opportunity to conceive and create the beginning of the third volume of "The Absurd Tales About the Year" that they had originally planned, and it was almost ten o'clock, and the two gangs finished washing their faces and feet, and were ready to go to bed.

Maybe it's a habit that I've developed in the past few days, and before going to bed, I always can't help but browse the chat content in that group, and find that the strong promise sent a message a few minutes ago, asking "Is there anyone?" ”

The second gang was also out of good intentions, so they went to remind her to pay more attention to her body, and it was already late, so don't talk about it.

Unexpectedly, this picked up the conversation, and the two of them chatted for more than an hour unconsciously, and the reason for continuing to talk was naturally the strong promise, saying that she was in a very bad mood tonight, and the reason for the bad mood was because her parents nagged for her affairs for another night, there was no way, and the two gangs naturally had to take on the responsibility of persuasion and comfort, of course, most of them quoted scriptures and used some Buddhist theories. Coupled with some guiding practices in her own two-two school of thought, she resolved the unhappiness in her heart.

Unexpectedly, this trick really worked, and the strong commitment also said that after listening to the preaching of the second gang, he really felt much better, so the second gang sent a message to say; "No'er, it's late, let's sleep together."

"Okay, let's sleep together."

Seeing the strong promise, the two gangs replied with a message, saying that they agreed to end the chat, so they naturally put down their mobile phones and really turned off the lights and went to sleep.

Unexpectedly, the next morning, when the two gangs felt happy and slept happily, reopened their eyes, and were about to take the mobile phone to check, they found that the group seemed to have been blown up, and hundreds of messages were sent on it, and the main content of the message was about the words of the second gang when they said goodbye to that strong promise last night, "Let's sleep together." A lively discussion ensued.

Sleeping together, according to the meaning of Erbang yesterday and last night, that is, two people began to sleep at a point in time, because the chat was indeed very sleepy, so the two gangs did not think so much, I didn't expect that the language structure of Chinese characters in this China, is very peculiar, he can also be understood as something else, that is, two people sleep together.

It can also be seen that today may be due to the fact that everyone is resting on Sunday, and many people are idle and have nothing to do, so they also come up to chat, and it cannot be said that everyone can't understand the real meaning, that is, I want to find an excuse to come out and joke nonsense, but I don't expect to stir up a thousand waves with one stone, which is out of control.

is a big man, and the second gang naturally thinks that no matter what kind of jokes everyone makes, it doesn't matter, but this involves a female netizen, and the second gang is afraid that the strong promise will not be able to stand it, or there will be any other ideas, so the second gang also sent a message like this: "It's almost good to joke, don't go too far, and then cause any harm to others." ”

Unexpectedly, it was good that the two gangs did not show up, but now this appearance, it is as if a handful of salty salt was sprinkled in the hot oil pot, and the group immediately crackled, and began to roll hot again, one by one, the news came one after another, and it was gradually upgraded, at first it was to ask the second gang to send everyone happy candy, then to ask the second gang to invite everyone to eat and drink, and then to ask the second gang to give them a good talk, how the second gang hooked up with that strong commitment, The next one may be a bit embarrassing, that is, how many postures did the second gang use last night to commit to strength, and how did it feel?

How can you say this not make the second gang feel very annoyed?

But when I think that I am now the founder of the two or two schools of thought, not to mention that the moral ideology and consciousness cannot be seen by everyone, but if you can't bear it, you will make a big plan, not to mention that you are now a spiritual practice, which is to prepare for a good relationship with everyone, how can you lose your mind and fall out with everyone, but it seems that it is a little inappropriate to let everyone talk nonsense, so the two gangs began to think hard about how to deal with and deal with this matter.

"Sleeping together and sleeping together, this is a person with a little bit of literacy, can understand and understand the two non-listening concepts, she sleeps in the farm's house, I sleep in the rented place of Huaxi Village, this is simply a topic that is not related to the margins, why do you want to hold on to it, I have already said, jokes should be stopped in moderation, sometimes just want to be happy for a while, just ignore the fire, don't you think about the feelings of the parties? The respect between people is mutual, only if you respect me, I will pay you back, if you don't care about the life and death of others, others will naturally not buy your dick. ”

After the two gangs sent this message, they thought that it would be better after all.

Unexpectedly, everyone still didn't give up, and one message after another was sent:

"Mr. Erer, there is no need to explain, if you are stingy and reluctant to invite everyone to a wedding wine, then forget it."

"Mr. Erer, don't get cheap and sell well, who doesn't know that strong promise, it's very cool to do it."

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"A rabble, a bastard." The two gangs couldn't help it, and began to scold, of course, the two gangs didn't send this scolding to the group chat.

"A nod, a smile, you can become friends: a cup of coffee, a bottle of beer, you can think of things in bed, men and women now! Did you evolve too fast or did you go back thousands of years? I can't see it! ”

"The difference between group friends and friends is that group friends say so, brother, if there is something unhappy, say it to make my brother happy, my friend said so, brother, don't be unhappy, is there a brother, so the group friends are looking for you to be happy, and friends are looking for happiness for you."

"Although I am a very two-person person, but after all, the second has become a gentleman, the reason why I am willing to interact with some group friends again, is that I feel that some group friends can be upgraded to friends, and it is different if it is a friend, not to mention to go to the ribs and stick a knife, but the most important thing is not to engage in hypocrisy!"

Probably people who are engaged in creation have this experience, that is, when people are in a good mood, they are prone to flash inspiration and want to write something, but sometimes when they feel in a bad mood, they will also want to write hard, so the second gang took a breath and sent a few sighs in a row.