I'm a cat. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

When I opened my eyes, I saw rain in the sky and the smell of corrugated paper all around. The smell of abandonment.

This isn't the first time I've been abandoned.

When people reach out to me outside the cardboard box, I know I'm going to have a new home and then face the fate of being abandoned again. Therefore, when this girl smiled warmly at me and said, "I'm sorry for the night, I'm late." For the first time, I stepped back.

O human beings, come to my aid because they are happy or sympathetic, because trouble has once again put me in a situation of pity. It sucks.

I twisted around, jumped slightly, and jumped out of the cardboard box.

When I was still living a leisurely life in the house of one of the "masters", I once saw a stray cat, covered in dirt and emitting some unknown stench. It lay on the balcony, with its chin held high, and sneered at me: "Behold, what a little cutie, with smooth hair, and a round belly. ”

I vividly remember that it was a beautiful day with bright sunshine, and because of that, the heavy smell of its fluffy fur in the sunlight made me so breathless. I took two steps back vigilantly: "Get out of the way, bastard, you're getting in the way of my sunbathing." ”

"Snort ~ Are you ordering me as a cat? Then you don't have the power, because you can't beat me, you don't have the strong hind legs and sharp minions like me. It paced lightly on the balcony railing, its figure light and graceful in the backlight: "You are just a poor worm in captivity raised by humans. ”

What, you bastard!

At that time, I was probably about to explode, so I would argue with him: "Why should the rats living in the garbage cans and gutters teach me?" ”

"Oops, being raised by humans for two days and forgetting that you were also picked up?" It was angry, and I could clearly feel its anger as it leapt down and threw me underneath it, baring its eerie fangs: "Let me tell you what it means to respect an experienced elder!" ”

It was about the worst resistance I've ever had in my life, and I tried my best, but I was still pinned down and bitten by it. It wasn't until the master's mother chased me out with a broom that I was saved from the miserable situation of being scratched and wailing. But soon, I got the even more unfortunate news that I was going to leave the house and be swept away.

"Look at you, you don't know how to read, but you know how to bring some cats and dogs home! What if it's dirty, if there are parasites? At the beginning, you said that I would allow you to raise it for 90 points per subject in the midterm, but now, don't bother the neighbors, and lure some stray cats over! Don't throw it out of here! "The master's mother is a woman with three circles of fat on her belly and a very loud voice, and once she starts a fire, not only the owner does not dare to move, but the master's father also does not dare to speak.

The owner looked at me in embarrassment, and I knew that I would lose this short abode.

I was betrayed again and again because of family reasons, work relationships, or simply because my boyfriend didn't like it, and this time was no exception. Humans are really strange creatures, and if they are obviously troublesome, they can not raise them, but they always have to wait until they try to regret it.

I was their test subject. One.

When my master forsaken me, it was while I was asleep. Packing me in my favorite cardboard box, my hair was stained with the stench of being entangled with that cat, mixed with the smell of corrugated paper.

In fact, I woke up the moment he picked me up, but I didn't want to open my eyes and embarrass each other. I was promised a home, but in the end, all I left was a cardboard box. It's clear that you abandoned me, why do you still show such a sad expression? Humans, it's hard to understand.

The carton swayed from swaying to the last quiet, and slowly opened my eyes, and I was the only cat left.

"Wow~~~ Look who this is?" That nasty meow irritated my eardrums, and I thought it was probably the first time I hated a cat so much.

The dirty cat's head lay on the edge of the cardboard box, and with a shrunk body, it quickly maintained its balance on the impossibly narrow edge, and looked at me condescendingly, revealing a malicious gaze: "Isn't this the little pitiful little who is still shouting to me about how good humans are in the morning?" Why are you huddled in the trash now, in the company of rats in the gutter? ”

The old bastard who fell into the well, the sun was so good in the morning, isn't it raining now? The world is unpredictable, bastard!

I rolled over, not wanting to hear it humiliate me.

It's a pity that it didn't intend to let me go, jumped down from above, pounced on me, and patted me on the head with its claws: "Stinky boy, don't play dead, you didn't get a lesson today, did you?" Ignore my words and I'll bite your neck!" ”

Angry, I jerked my head up and slammed the back of my head into its chin. My head was buzzing, but seeing it hurting, I couldn't deny that I felt a small sense of accomplishment in the bottom of my heart. I grinned and whined, "What the hell are you going to do?" I've lost my home as you wished, what are you going to do? ”

The old guy raised his paw and rubbed his chin, squinted one eye and snorted, "Yo, angry? ”

I ignored it and turned around silently. It's ten years old, it's really not young as a cat, and the most important thing is that I'm not as strong as him, so I can only hunch over and jump out of the box.

It jumped out and stood on the cardboard box and called me, "Listen boy, I'm here to help you." Seeing that I didn't look back, it raised its voice slightly, and his hoarse meow could be heard all over the alley: "There are few good things in human beings, even if it is not today, sooner or later you will be abandoned, do you want to cry out to their poor meow and ask for sympathy?" ”

Stimulated by its words, I stopped and shouted in a louder voice, "Why do I have to listen to you? Who knows what heart you have in peace? ”

"Smack!" Before it could reply, a window on the second floor slammed open with a crisp, loud crashing sound. A large, bare-chested man poked his head out and threw a muddy oversized slipper at it, but luckily it was nimble and jumped to dodge the attack.

The big man did not give up, and roared viciously: "Stinky cat! Get out of the way for me, and believe it or not, Lao Tzu stewed you! ”

The old thing didn't forget to drag me past as he ran out of the alley: "Let's talk in another place." "I couldn't break free, so I had to go with it.

The next day, he held a fish bone in his mouth and led me to swing on the eaves: "Don't be stupid, cats can live well on their own." It's better to follow me to the trash can to find fish heads than to be fed cat food in a cage, which is much better than those things. ”

......: "I don't think there's anything good about fish bones.

Speckled with the present and the ancient. The ambition is quite strange, not the power and the martial arts. Sit and lie next to the green felt, and enjoy the cold and summer. Isn't there a size work? Guardian Book Garden. Last year I moved and was displaced. Lonely and gloomy, seeing your heart is also bitter. The time sequence is suddenly metabolized, and the world is speechless. Flower forest bees are like owls, and grass voles are like tigers. The fishy wind is shaking, and the sharp weapon is safe? The shadows hang on each other, and the volume is forgotten. The corpse should not be ashamed, and he may be angry. It's even a lot of turmoil, and you can sleep well!

43 But the fish is satisfied, and the rat is not satisfied. 43 If you want to be fast, take pity on the tree first. 43Where is the mountain? This family is the most well-known. 4343

I don't know who wrote it, but humans always seem to think they know a lot about other creatures, and I don't admit anything other than displacement.

Now the bastard who said that cats would be fine on their own, that he was the cat boss of the area, and that he had a lot of cat brothers, was dead, when I was three years old. Because it the fat cook in the backstreet by rummaging through the trash cans.

Look, fate is impermanent, one second he was laughing at me for being too weak, and the next second he was gone. I'm the only cat left. I'm the only one left.

The moment death was imminent, I roughly understood what it meant by "far away from humans." Therefore, confronted with this woman who tried to reach out to me, I ran away.

"Night away! Come out, don't run, I won't hurt you. "I hid in the corner between the garbage truck and the wall, listening to her footsteps approaching.

I can't fall into the palm of my hand again, it's my agreement with the bastard, for the sake of telling me the whereabouts of the fish head that stole from me before he dies, just keep it.

"Night is away from ......" Her voice grew farther and farther away, and I was relieved. But just then, she suddenly appeared from the other side and approached me before I knew it: "Found you." ”

“……”

I twisted into the crack under the garbage truck, jumped on the trash can next to me, and was about to jump away, a pair of slender hands pinched the fur on my neck.

I think I'm in the middle of nowhere.

I can't remember how she was taken to the pet hospital, checked, bathed, dewormed, and then sent to her house.

This woman's name is Mo Dye, a nice name, and from a human point of view, she is probably also a good-looking person. Looking at the living environment, it is estimated that he is an ordinary salaryman. Personality......

It's not so much gentleness as it is to look at me like a slave looking at his master.

"Ah, imported cat food and dried fish are going to be discounted, Ang...... It's more expensive than what I eat, and my salary is going to bottom out again this month. "When a woman with a mask on her face and her work can't finish her work, she stares at a certain treasure and howls in bed, my heart is speechless.

She was distressed for a while, looked at me, and sniffed pretending to be strong: "Forget it, the happiness of the master of the meow is the happiness of the slave, shopping cart shopping cart." ”

Come on, you're just trying to satisfy your shopping cravings.

"Wait, there's got a cat climbing frame...... What about cat's paw plates? Cat litter box? Ah! Forget the most important cat litter! ”

When I first came to this home, the only thing I thought was that chickens and dogs jumped. Mo Dye hugged me all day to swipe my phone, which was called democratic choice, but then all the items were arranged by her.

What advice can you expect from a cat?

"Would you like to plant some cat grass? Wow, good Q's little clothes! Buy, buy, buy! ”

Daily life is to bask in the sun, eat cat food, and listen to her chatter. Hawkers,Too comfortable life will always make the cat a little uneasy.,But once she has the idea of running away.,She's always the first to find out.。

She said, "Don't think about running away, you can't escape." ”

The cat said - let it be.

"Cats can't drink milk...... Then our family will switch to goat's milk in the future! "Then I saw a woman who vomited and became dehydrated after taking a sip of goat's milk. Aren't the Blue Star people too stupid? Don't you even know that you can't drink goat's milk?

After the ink dye was finished, he smiled at me with a pale face: "Oops, I always feel so embarrassed." ”

For some reason, the mood became a little delicate, and I thought, be stupid, be stupid, shoveling is not a high-tech job anyway. Maybe she can really be with me for the rest of my life? After all, a cat's life is not long.

"Master, look at the camera, look at the camera." Suddenly I heard her call, and as soon as I turned my head, I saw the shutter flash:

"Click-"

She was so excited that she hugged the camera and looked at the picture inside excitedly: "Wow~ I captured the appearance of the master who just woke up, so cute, so cute, enough for me to masturbate for a year!" Send a circle of friends first. ”

I didn't look away, but I secretly glanced at her and saw her stupid appearance at the screen, and I couldn't help but feel good.

[As soon as the saint woke up, the servant risked my life to take a beautiful photo, but when I found that the saint I took the picture immediately turned his head away.] My arrogant saint is also so cute~~~] She squinted her eyes happily, leaned over to me, and showed me the following comment: "Look at it, master, they praise you for being cute~"

Really, it's obviously praising me, why are you happy to be praised yourself? Really, let me read it every time, do you really think I can understand it?

…… Forget it, for the sake of shooting (you) (this) is still (open) handsome (heart), forgive you.

"Master, do you want to go out for a ride with the minions?" As soon as she entered, she pounced on her, not putting down the briefcase in her hand.

Hmph, I didn't really want to go, just to meet the expectations of this stupid human once in a while. Wanting to catch the old is also a strategy, let's just give her a reward for her hard work.

Then I quickly understood the intention of this guy, which is to go out for a ride, it is basically a shovel officer exchange conference, and a group of cat slaves are mixed together to pet cats.

"Master, how about a minion playing a little game with you?" Looking at someone's grim smile, I couldn't help but take a step back.

No, can I refuse?

The answer is: no.

Sensing my retreat, Ink Dye took out a small flashlight from his pocket and turned it on, a red point of light fell on the wall, shaking with her movements.

Hey? Huh!?

Why doesn't the body listen to the call!? I couldn't help but run and jump after the little light spot, obviously I didn't want to move, but looking at it made me can't help but want to pounce.

There was the cute laughter of the shovel officer behind me, and I couldn't help but grit my teeth-

Okay, shovel, dare to make fun of me! Wait, when I pounce on this little thing, I will cut off the relationship with you! Wait until you fall to your knees and beg for mercy! (To be continued.) )