Back in the Tuandi community, Li Shanhe looked at his watch, it was not early, and it seemed that it was too late to practice singing. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

He reluctantly took out the key to open the door and entered the room first, while Maiko held the doll and carefully followed the door.

Li Shanhe took off his coat and hung it up, and glanced at her: "Still holding it?" Not tired, huh? ”

Maiko piled the puppet on the wall: "It's okay for me, Risako is more fortunate than for." ”

"You even named her?" Li Shanhe was shocked, "It's only been a few hours since you bought it, are you all bored?" ”

"Risako and I are already good friends who have been in the detention center together. I'm serious, teacher, please look at my eyes! ”

Li Shanhe was speechless: "Okay, okay, whatever you want." You're also working too hard, just to urge the draft? Is that boring buzzword really that powerful? ”

Maiko said solemnly: "Yes, listening to the colleagues in the marketing department, "Young Herewego!" will sell at least 400,000 copies this week, more than our 100,000 copies. If the gap is so big, it's almost like the game is over! ”

Li Shanhe sat down on the sofa and crossed Erlang's legs: "Then what do you think?" ”

"Me?" Maiko clenched her fists tightly: "Whether it's femininity or career, I don't want to lose to Sakamoto Tsushima!" The editor said,**Can only be defeated with**,This is the only way to win "Shameless School"! As long as I can win, I will do my best to do anything! ”

"I think the previous one, you've already lost." Li Shanhe said mercilessly.

Maiko denied in a panic: "No! I'm still young! It's going to grow up! ”

"Save it, you're all this age, and you're still dreaming."

Li Shanhe walked to the corner of the wall and lifted the doll, which was about more than ten catties, which was really not light: "So you bought this thing?" Expensive, right? ”

"Rishazi is a very simple girl...... Wait, what are you doing, teacher? ”

"Inspect the goods," Li Shanhe pressed the doll on the sofa, his legs facing the sky, "Otherwise, what if you buy a fake." ”

Maiko hurriedly covered her eyes: "Teacher, please don't be in such a hurry...... Please come in order! ”

"Order?" Li Shanhe couldn't help but complain, "It's just a doll, do you plan to let me go shopping with her and watch a movie, and then I can watch her here?" ”

"Woo! The teacher is not romantic at all! Pear Sand will be sad! ”

Of course, things didn't go in the direction of dirt, just checking for burrs and bubbles or something.

Li Shanhe glanced at the bottom of his skirt, and then said with disgust: "What is this!" Octopus? Could it be that the doll designer asked Picasso to be the designer? This kind of thing can only mislead children! ”

"Huh? Am I being scammed? This cost me two months' salary! Could it be that it is reversed? Maiko put down her hand covering her eyes and was eager to come over to see, but suddenly stopped and tilted her head, "No, teacher, how can you possibly know what a woman is like there?" You're lying to me again! ”

"Tsk, I've become sperm this time, I didn't succeed in cheating," Li Shanhe finished speaking, and suddenly came back to his senses, "Wait, what do you mean?" Why can't I see it? ”

"Because, because the teacher is only eighteen years old. I used to live in such a shabby place, no matter how I thought about it, I couldn't have a girlfriend. ”

Li Shanhe was angry, rolled up his sleeves, and walked towards the other party angrily.

Wuzi realized that she had said the wrong thing, and she apologized while retreating, and when there was no way to retreat and there was a wall behind her, Li Shanhe raised her arm and gave her a wall knock.

Then, beside the other party's red earlobe, he said in a low seductive voice:

"Tell me, isn't it incredible that such a handsome man as me has a few girlfriends who don't love money?"

Blushing for a long time, Maiko retorted in a low voice: "...... How could there be such a woman in Japan? ”

I'll go!

complained and even scolded himself, girl, don't fight so hard, okay.

While he was in a daze, Maiko found a gap and a short body broke away. She blushed and straightened up her wrinkled clothes, then clenched her fists and said:

"Teacher, don't be presumptuous. Although you are usually reliable, of course you can't write about things that you haven't experienced! As long as the teacher gives up the purity of his heart, he will definitely be able to make a shocking work! It is for this goal that Rishazi came to the teacher! ”

There was a sudden silence in the room.

"Are you looking down on me?" Li Shanhe's voice implied anger.

I thought I was buying pear sand to bribe me, but I didn't expect you to have such a simple purpose! Is even the doll world so scheming now!

I'm a boy who has been favored by the filthy forces of the ancients! It's too underestimated! How could you be touched by a mere doll! At the very least, it should be made into the appearance of Aragaki Yui to be qualified!

"No, no, it's not your fault, teacher! It's not a shame not to have a girlfriend! ”

Maiko hurriedly waved her hand, as if to make up for her mistakes, and took out a book from the dirty bag, "Teacher, look, I not only found Pear Shazi, but even found a junior high school physiology education textbook!" Please, please read it again! ”

Li Shanhe really wanted to squirt a mouthful of old blood to the other party.

How do you know I haven't experienced it! How do you know I don't have a girlfriend! You're a bloody squirt!

My girlfriend on my hard drive can line up and go around Japan! You can take it out to form an eighteen-nation alliance! You want you to teach me this kind of thing with a junior high school student's textbook!

The soup is not hot, and ins is my harem! Every day, on my homepage, hundreds of concubines from all over the world send me photos of their lives!

The EX gentleman is my royal garden! Every day, people make a lot of girlfriends and send them to me!

I've sent more cars than you've ever ridden! I've memorized more license plate numbers than you've ever seen! I've read more books in one day than you've read in a year!

And now, you actually want me to read a junior high school physiology textbook and draw a woman?

It's simply tarnishing the name of my ancient filthy heir!

"There's no need for this boring thing, I'll let you know what a real woman is!" Li Shanhe yelled, "You go and call all the assistants, let you see the power of the real old driver!" ”

"Teacher, is it really possible?"

"Go! If you are verbose, I'll snap you! ”

Maiko got the order and hurriedly hung up the door and left.

Li Shanhe took out his mobile phone seriously, but it was just a dancer, if she was looked down upon, what face would she have to squeeze her in the future!

The mobile phone screen is projected on the wall, splitting into many small screens, and the videos flash quickly.

"Hmph, I've been holding back to keep my desolate power from spreading. Don't you know, I followed a lot of Chinese comics on Weibo many years ago! I don't know how many times I've watched their live paintings! ”

"As long as you don't imitate the style of this era, I'll draw a big sister without clothes for you to show in minutes!!"

"Malaysian Gongkou cartoonist dead cover teacher!"

"Mr. Yu's basement lover!"

"Dark Dynasty Teacher's realistic wind World of Warcraft battle video!"

The teaching videos of Guoman masters are brought together, and Li Shanhe only feels that there is inexplicable power surging in his body, as if his predecessors have traveled through countless time and space and blessed him with his skills.

My unicorn arm is scorching hot, my great axe is hungry and thirsty, and the power of my demon king is ready to move!

Sure enough, I got serious, and even snapped myself!

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When Maiko gathered her assistants and returned to Li Shanhe's residence, she saw him sitting cross-legged on the floor.

The breeze blew the curtains and flew, the sun shone from behind him, and Li Shanhe's face exuded a kind light, as if he had seen through the chaos of the world, and there was a tranquility that only belonged to the sages.

There was a faint scent of freshener in the air, and Maiko was startled and said cautiously, "Teacher? You...... You okay? ”

Li Shanhe squinted and smiled, and his voice was soft and unbelievable: "It's okay, it's just that after practicing for too long, the tiger's mouth is a little sore." ”

"Well, teacher, I've already called my assistant......"

Li Shanhe nodded, stood up, and let out a long breath. He closed the window and said to his assistants, "You have come to work with me, I am usually busy, and I have nothing to teach you." However, today I am going to pass on the secrets of your industry......"

Standing at the front of the assistants was Hiroshi Hongmiya: "Ah, does the teacher really have a unique secret?" ”

"That's right, today you are going to be the next generation of inheritors of this secret......"

Li Shanhe had a Buddha-like smile on his face, and then took out a purple, huge, bra from the cardboard box beside him.

"Come, Maiko, put it on......" (To be continued.) )