102 Incompetent Bastard Tony Old Lady Teach You

Life is like a play, but it's a pity that it's a garbage game!

The girl is like a flower, but it's a pity that she is a tyrannical and lawless monster!

It's a pity that it's only a moment!

Post-war welfare, it's a pity that it's just an illusion!

"Na! Tell me your name? ”

"Tia Ling Apuji!"

"Tell me the name of the person you love the most?"

“…… The wind is fragrant! ”

"Tell me the meaning of your existence?"

"Fight! The never-ending battle! ”

"Come on! Let's get it together! ”

The eyes of the white blood-red pupils of the wind saw Yuxiang's dark eyes, and Tia's eyes looked directly, and while the small hands caressed his body, he said softly and gently, inducing! Hypnotized! Extremely good! Instinctive! Pursuing the first! The most primitive impulse!

Sizzle...... The little tongue **** Tia's white and tender skin like jade, and the crystal clear liquid was applied to it, as if declaring his sovereignty. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Zizi ...... Greedily swallowing the liquid in his mouth, his body became hotter and hotter, further, further! Merge with! Be my thing!

Green hair, spreading and growing like life, poof! Pierced into Tia's back, a faint blonde flowing down her hair into Kazami's body.

"Ah...... Uh-huh............ That's great! That's it! That's life! This is nectar! That's what I want! ”

Claimed! Be squeezed! Tia, struggling with a painful face, weak hands, not only did not have an effect, but because of the touch from time to time, Kazami Yuka's face showed a more crazy and delicate distorted expression.

"Not enough! Inadequate! More! More! "Poof! The chest was torn open, and the scarlet and sticky blood splashed on the white and tender ruddy body of the wind and the fragrance, gently stroking the body, and the breath in the mouth became more and more slippery and bewitching.

Porphyry! The loss of life force caused Tia to die and turn into a small golden flame of force.

"Don't! No! Don't leave me! Can't leave me! Don't leave me! Eat you! Eat you! ”

The corpse that hasn't disappeared yet, poof! Squeak! Creak! Blood splattered, flesh and blood separated, and the skeleton of the golden rays released from the whiteness was revealed.

"Mine! It's mine! It's all mine! Holding his hands tightly in his arms, his white and ruddy body was strangled with a faint trace of blood.

Syllable! The white bones shattered and dissipated into a faint golden glow, which was absorbed and strengthened by the small flames.

"Don't! No! Don't leave me! No! No! No! ”

After being tossed for a while, Tia felt as if a long time had passed, and she sensibly wanted to abandon it, but she couldn't!

Burst! The body was restored, but the waist-length long silver hair was gone, and it became the original short hair.

On the sticky dark bed, Kazami Yuka opened her arms and showed a crazy attachment expression, Tia was melancholy for a while, the moon-white robe on her body dissipated, and she leaned down and hugged her tightly.

Poof! Not only did the zero-distance intimate contact that should have happened, but there was even a negative distance contact around the neck, and Tia, who frowned, broke open the head of Kazami Yuka, wasted a lot of energy, and even used magic to strengthen it to be successful.

Don't miss the opportunity, lose it again! Tia, who thought like this, lowered her head and kissed her, poof! The tongue was broken, and the blood was splattered, so I concentrated on pushing her away and repairing the tongue.

Hold Kazami Yuka's arms with both hands, lock her legs with both feet, and sit on her and carefully dodge the mouth that bites from time to time - girl! Can we have a good time?

Boom! Released for a while, Tia was pressed under him by Kazami Yuka in turn, and the gap in physical ability made him completely lose the possibility of counterattacking, and Tia, who had no choice but to wait for the resurrection of the dead, saw the moment Kazami Yuka licked her lips, and counted it in her heart! Although it's a bit inferior, but for the sake of the great and divine victory, any trick can be used!

"I ask for the light array! Bondage! ”

In the magic array centered on the body, a tentacle full of golden light poked out, it was a rope of light!

Click! Very Reimu tore a light rope in one bite, a sticky black mist appeared on Kazami Yuka's body, and the magic array shattered and disappeared in a flawed manner, leaving Tia speechless for a while, while sighing at this useful but wasteful magic shop, at the same time, he concentrated on manipulating the magic power, turning into a similar but completely different light rope to tie up to the wind and see Yuxiang.

Tied up, but unfortunately it shattered and dissipated in an instant.

A crack opened in the void, and the eyes were as black as ink! Poof! After a few turns, a series of thick and dark tentacles poked out, and in three or two clicks, the wind saw Yuxiang was tied in the air.

Tia, who escaped death, wiped the sweat that didn't exist, and gave a thumbs up to the tentacles, "Xiao Zi really deserves to be the strongest assistant, it's a big help!" ”

"To this extent, you're really a talent! If I don't make a move, are you going to feed the tiger until she returns to normal? ”

"Of course! After all, the Son of Heaven is so successful, once born and twice matured, he adapts to it when he dies, it's no big deal! ”

"It's superficial! You don't want to think about the gap between Youxiang and the Son of Heaven, the absence of bones is your end, no! Maybe Yuka will become the next generation of gods, take over the meaning of your existence, and become the strongest world-class killer! ”

"This............ It can't be that serious! You see I'm recovering so well, how much can I feed her, right? ”

Hearing Tia's confident speechless words, Yakumo Zi glanced at his lower body, "It's just a little divine sword, let's talk about it when it becomes a holy sword!" ”

"Is there any difference?"

"You go to die!" The gap closed, and the pitch-black tentacles were fixed in the air, and of course the wind was struggling to see the fragrance, and the moment the pitch-black mist overflowed, it was swallowed and strengthened by the tentacles, and the more powerful binding ability made her struggle gradually weaken.

"It's a hassle to give some advice and not die! That's it! See me figure it out for myself! ”

Raised his right hand lightly and provoked Kazami Yuka's chin, "Although it doesn't work to say anything, I still want to say something!" What do you want me to do? "Quack! A small mouth, blood splashes, quack! A finger eats!

Quickly retracted his hand, repaired his finger movements, and dodged the attack range of his mouth, and provoked the little cherry on his chest in a good time, "How is it here?" You can't bite it! Hum! ”

Uh-huh............ With a groan, Kazami Yuka bit her lip to stop the sound, and the reversal of attack and defense made Tia smile very happy.

"Can't bite! Can't bite! Hee-hee-hee! Grasping and kneading with both hands, the pair of little white rabbits posed in various poses, admiring Kazami Yuka's pretty face that was flushed with patience, "That's right!" That's the ...... Something seems wrong? What do I have to do to complete the purification? ”

The void cracked, and a folding fan with purple veins on a gold background lingering with purple qi flew out in the gap, hitting Tia's head, "What kind of idiot the hell, you taught you!" Can't you play with women? "It's really domineering, and people can't help but want to bow their heads and drink it!

"It's worthy of Xiao Zi! It makes sense, but ...... How do you play with a woman? ”

Silent!

Quiescence!

Cold silence!

"Is there really no one who taught you?"

"I have the impression that I have only received sleep education, and I don't understand the specific situation!"

"Huh...... It's a bit early, but it's ............ Forget it, you're cheap! "Know, Suo! Tell me about it! The sound of undressing sounded, and Tia subconsciously wanted to look at the other side through the gap, but a pair of white and tender little feet poked out and kicked him to the ground, and then out came a girl with waist-length hair and lilac eyes, and no inch - Yakumo Purple!

Raising his hands and grabbing the huge white rabbit a few times, Yakumo Zi saw Tia who was unmoved, and frowned, "Can't you show it a little?" ”

"Ah......" his right hand clenched his fist and knocked his left palm, "It's so beautiful!" It's worthy of Xiao Zi! ”

Gently raised his left hand and rubbed his head, Yakumo Zi stepped on the pitch-black earth, and even vaguely felt the flow of the pitch-black earth, and walked towards Tia step by step.

Back off! Back off! Unconsciously I ran into the fragrance of the wind, poof! In the moment of confusion, his neck was bitten off - he died.

Porphyry! Small golden flames emerged from the dead bodies on the ground and floated towards Yakumo Murasaki, "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! If you accidentally hang up! ”

Hearing the sound coming from the flames, Yakumo Zi didn't feel strange, and even ignored his existence and walked towards the dead body, "Dead, don't recover the body, are you still quite conscious?" Saying that, Yakumo Zi squatted down and stroked Tia's body a few times, which was as white as jade and faintly flickered with golden light, "There are enough white and tender ones!" ”

"Thanks for the compliment!"

"Stupid! This is not a compliment! Never mind! There's no point in telling you this, look at it! Yakumo Zi's small hand trembled slightly and grabbed the little divine sword, "This thing is the strongest weapon for a man, and the only straw that can save us, your task now is to let him evolve into a holy sword, and then ...... And then ............"

The small flame flew to Yakumo's shoulder and stopped, "And then what?" Do you use special moves? ”

Poof! With a bang, accidentally or intentionally crushed the so-called strongest weapon, Yakumo Zi grabbed the small flame and threw it to the ground, "The old lady can't teach you, show me!" ”

Trembling and sitting on the ground, his cheeks blushing and parting his legs, "Where are you looking?" ”

"Huh? I'm looking at you! Anyway, your face is so red! Could it be the same as Xiao Xiangxiang, did she also have a seizure? This doesn't work, I don't know how to purify it yet! ”

There was no nervousness or excitement as expected, and he was even talking about this, and the inexplicable anger made Yakumo Zi frown, "Turn me into a human form!" ”

"What? Will you eat me too? No way! No way! At the very least, let me rest and be mentally prepared! ”

"Turn into a human form, don't make me say it a third time!" The inky black mist overflowed from Yakumo's body, and Tia simply turned into a human form and knelt in front of Yakumo.

"None of us are dressed, what are you doing with your clothes, take off! Finish! ”

Silently dissipating her clothes, Tia stared at Yakumo Zi cautiously, for fear that she would be scolded again if she didn't pay attention.

Gollum! In the pink and tender mysterious area, a mysterious small crack opened, Yakumo Zi pressed both sides of the gap with his left hand, and pointed in with his right index finger, "Do you see it here?" To put that ...... That holy sword comes in, got it? "Goo! Clear water stains overflowed with the insertion of the fingers.

To be continued