Chapter 133: I poked it myself with a cucumber
Chapter 133: I poked it myself with a cucumber
Hei Feng sat on Jiang An's body in this position, she was very uncomfortable, because she could feel it all the time, the huge heat on Jiang An's lower body, against her soft place, which made her dare not move first, because as long as she moved, the huge heat would fall into a point. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Hei Feng's head was a little far away from Jiang An's neck at the moment, even though there were poisonous silver needles between her teeth, she could no longer bite Jiang An, so she could only bite her lip and choose to commit suicide;
Hei Feng glared at Jiang An with cold eyes, "Bastard, do you want me to die, do you have to get my body?" ”
Jiang An was very confused and puzzled, he didn't know, why did Hei Feng say that? "What are you talking about? Obviously, you have tried to kill me again and again, but you can't kill me! But why do you still say that I want you to die and get your body? ”
Hei Feng saw Jiang An with a puzzled and puzzled face, she knew that Jiang An didn't look like he was pretending, so she calmed down a little and said, "You bastard, you are still pretending!" You're just like those hateful men, when I have a little affection for you, you even want to forcibly humiliate me and get my body! I really regret that I didn't bite your neck and kill you decisively! ”
"What the hell are you talking about? Why do I want to forcibly humiliate you and get your body! Also, I'm your boyfriend, I'm the best, even if you really want to kill me, you can't kill me. Jiang An said suspiciously, he had slowly known what Hei Feng was talking about.
"You bastard, you pretend again! If you don't want to do that, why are you still there..."Hei Feng said, very annoyed, and a little unnaturally glanced at Jiang An's huge fiery root that was raised high against her.
Jiang An also completely understood at this time: "Stupid girl, it was obvious that you were sitting like this by yourself just now, if I don't react, is it still your boyfriend?" You think I'm going to force you! You want to kill me! You're so stupid! ”
Looking at Jiang An with a faint smile on her face, Hei Feng didn't know what to say for a while, she knew that Jiang An didn't seem to be telling a lie: "You mean to say that I was deliberately tempting you just now?" Do you want this to do this to me? ”
"That's right! Stupid. Jiang An nodded and said, "I originally brought you over, just to spank your ass, so that you don't say foul language, and don't compare me to those or something, and I asked you to sit sideways, but in the end you sat like this, you didn't tempt me, what are you doing!" ”
Seeing Jiang An with an innocent face, Hei Feng almost collapsed, "This guy actually thinks so!" ”
The angry and indifferent Hei Feng became scared after becoming shy for a while, because she didn't believe that Jiang An was an innocent person, she shot three times, and almost killed Jiang An, thinking of this, it made her afraid for a while;
But at this moment, the posture of her and Jiang An made Hei Feng very shy, and said angrily: "That~~ Then you still don't let go of me!" ”
"Stupid, you're so stupid! I've let you go a long time ago, obviously you like to sit on me, so you want to do that with me! ”
Jiang An said with a little displeasure, he really wants to hit Hei Feng's ass now, and wants Hei Feng to know, suspect his boyfriend, and want to kill him as a boyfriend! But Jiang An knew that Heifeng's mood was still unstable now, so he temporarily canceled this idea, and when he had the opportunity in the future, he would definitely beat her harder, harder and more painful than just now, until she couldn't get out of bed.
The shy Hei Feng suddenly made a big red face, she only remembered at this time that when she went to close the car window just now, Jiang An had already let go of her at that time, but she was afraid that Jiang An's huge heat would fall into her body, so she didn't dare to move;
Hei Feng, who was anxious and shy, quickly supported Jiang An's shoulders with her hands, lifted her lower body up, and then quickly returned to her driver's seat, at this moment she could feel the slight wetness and stickiness.
Looking at Hei Feng, who was red, a little angry, and a little embarrassed, Jiang An said to Hei Feng a little weirdly: "Stupid girl, can I ask you a question?" ”
Hei Feng had slowly calmed down, because she was already convinced that Jiang An was not the kind of man she hated, but he was just a little bastard, so she said slightly unhappy: "What question do you want to ask?" ”
"Stupid, I feel a little strange about your body! You haven't done that kind of thing with a man, but why aren't you a virgin anymore? Jiang An looked puzzled and very curious;
Hei Feng finally calmed down, and when Jiang An asked her like this, her face suddenly became even more red than just now, she was simply delicate, her mouth trembled slightly, her eyes widened and glared at Jiang An, and then shouted angrily: "The old lady poked it with a cucumber herself, aren't you happy?" ”
In Jiang An's eyes that were a little stunned and a little curious, Hei Feng hurriedly opened the car door and got out of the car as if fleeing for his life, but muttered wonderfully in his heart: "Who is this bastard?" Why am I not a virgin? He hasn't done anything like that with a man, he knows it all! ”
After Hei Feng got out of the car, Jiang An looked in Hei Feng's direction, and muttered a little weird and puzzled: "Why does she like to poke with cucumbers by herself!" No, I have to let her know that stabbing with her boyfriend is much more comfortable than stabbing with a cucumber. ”
Muttering, Jiang An also opened the car door and got out of the car...
"Bang~~!"
Jiang An had just gotten out of the car and walked out, and the eagle head, who had been waiting outside for a long time, fired, and it was he who fired the gun;
Hei Feng is already the woman set by the eagle head, even if Hei Feng does that with the man, the eagle head will not kill her, and still treats her as his own woman, but Jiang An, this man, he will definitely not let go.
The distance between Eagle Head and Jiang An was only about five meters, and he believed that as long as it was a human, he would not be able to dodge this shot, and after the shot, Eagle Head also took a puff of cigarette cigar very chicly, and then slowly spit it out.
"I'll go~! Which guy shot me again! Don't you know that guns don't work for me? Jiang An drank angrily, then turned his head to look, and finally he targeted the cigar-smoking eagle head.
Hearing Jiang An say that, he thought he had missed, so he picked up the pistol and pointed at Jiang An again, but this time, he never had a chance to shoot.
After Jiang An found out that it was the bald eagle's nose that was fired five meters away from him, he stared at the eagle's head angrily, but this guy! I still want to shoot myself! Jiang An's figure disappeared in an instant, and then appeared in front of the eagle head, "You are sick!" I told you that the gun was gone, and you still came. ”
Jiang An, who is 1.7 meters old, standing in front of the eagle head of more than 1.8 meters, looks a little thin, in the eagle head's hideous smiling expression, Jiang An directly grabbed his hand holding the gun, and pulled it gently, and then heard the sound of 'click', obviously the eagle's palm was dislocated, and the gun in his hand was also taken by Jiang An.
"I'm fucking you! You dare to remove Lao Tzu's hand! Obviously, a person like Eagle Head who was messing around on the road, he could still bear this pain, he suddenly raised his other hand, clenched it into an iron fist, and smashed it towards Jiang An's head!
Jiang An didn't hide, he directly clenched one hand into a fist and faced the iron fist of the eagle head!
"Click~~Ah!"
What followed was a scream, and the fist-shattering eagle head rolled directly on the ground and screamed!!