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Ye Mu thought he was too little, so he changed to a big red ticket of 100 yuan, but he still didn't accept it.

"Hey, you beggar, you're too picky."

Li Bin couldn't help but say, "Give you money, and you will continue." It's not how much you want, how much we want to give you, but how much we give you, you want that, understand? ”

"Senior brother, don't say that."

Ye Mu waved his hand at Li Bin, his eyes flickered, this Taoist priest was obviously very strange, and he had to let Ye Mu have one more heart. Grandfather Ye Chentian once said that there are six kinds of people in the rivers and lakes that cannot be provoked, that is, "monks, beggars, dwarf camels, and blind camels".

If you provoke these six types of people, it is very likely that you will die without knowing how to die.

The sloppy Taoist priest's triangular eyes flickered slightly, but he shook his head again and again without speaking, just with a smile on his face, he kept looking at Ye Mu.

This time, even Shangguan Jin was a little dissatisfied, after all, this meal, she said that she was going to treat her, which was equivalent to the host, and the most important thing was that the taste of this sloppy Taoist priest was too big, affecting her appetite, and she frowned again and again.

Ye Mu was calm, and directly took out all the money in his wallet, stuffed it all into the hands of this Taoist priest, and said, "This is all my money, it's okay now." ”

The cash in Ye Mu's wallet was several thousand yuan, which was undoubtedly a huge amount of money for a penniless beggar, but he didn't expect that this Taoist priest still shook his head, but he suddenly walked to the table, put the whisk in his hand on the table, went straight under the table, and by the way, grabbed a roast dog that had just been served on the table and took a big bite.

The people at the table were stunned, the Taoist priest's hands were dirty and black, and he didn't know what he had done, his nails were full of black mud, and after picking up the roast dog, his hands were even more stained with oil, which looked like it made people want to be disgusted.

The sloppy Taoist priest held the roast dog and nibbled twice, his gray beard was greasy, as if he didn't think it was delicious, so he threw the roast dog back directly, grabbed a braised elbow from another plate, tore it and gnawed it. But this time he didn't take a few bites, threw the elbow back, and began to grab other dishes.

In the stunned gaze of everyone, he almost grabbed all the meat dishes on the table, and did not pay attention to the people around him. And the hand stained with the soup kept shaking around, and the oily soup splashed everyone around.

Li Bin finally couldn't help but say: "Hey, Niubi, you want to find death!" ”

Shangguan Jin couldn't help but scream and retreated, this time even Ye Mu frowned slightly, but he was still relatively calm, and did not have a seizure, but said to the Taoist priest: "This Taoist leader, are you hungry, if there is anything you want to eat, you can tell me, I will let the kitchen cook it for you." ”

The Taoist priest didn't speak, only grabbed the wine glass next to him, drank all the wine in the cup, and then beckoned to Ye Mu, signaling him to fill the wine glass.

Ye Mu took the wine bottle and filled the wine glass, as if he was entertaining a guest.

"Hey, junior brother, I know that you are a good person, but you also have to divide people when you do good, where is this person a Taoist priest, what kind of monk is he, he is obviously a madman."

Li Bin couldn't help but be furious: "To a madman, what are you polite to, let me drive him away." ”

"Senior brother, don't be angry." Ye Mu stood up, looked at the vacant seats around, and said, "Why don't you get another table, and I'll greet this Dao Master first?" ”

"Holy!"

Li Bin couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, and shook his head helplessly, but Ye Mu didn't say this, and the food on this table was no longer edible. I had no choice but to stand up and ask the owner of the restaurant to come over and prepare to ask for a table of dishes again.

At this time, the Taoist priest suddenly raised his head and looked at Li Bin with a straight look.

The Taoist priest's eyes seemed to have magic power, Li Bin was targeted by him, and he couldn't help but feel a real chill on his spine, a little panicked, hurriedly looked his eyes to the side, didn't dare to look at this Taoist priest, and said: "Hey, you bull nose, what are you staring at me, I'm not a woman!" ”

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable."

The sloppy Taoist priest picked up the dust and shouted.

This sound has a bit of the meaning of fairy wind bones.

However, looking at the sloppy Taoist priest's oily body and mouth full of oil, where does he have the appearance of a Taoist master?

"What does he want to do?" Shangguan Jin looked at Ye Mu in astonishment and asked in surprise.

She has been walking the rivers and lakes for a long time, and she has seen a lot of strange things, but it is the first time she has encountered such a strange thing as today.

At this time, the sloppy Taoist priest suddenly pointed at Li Bin and said, "You will not survive for a month if you commit the Peach Blossom Tribulation!" ”

When the Taoist priest said this, everyone present was stunned.

Li Bin was also stunned for a moment, and then he was furious, and shouted: ", you stinky bull's nose, are you looking for death?" You don't have more than a month to live? No, you won't survive today. It's really annoying me, I'll beat you bastard to death. ”

The sloppy Taoist priest ignored Li Bin, only looked at Shangguan Jin, and said, "You were born to be a junior!" Moreover, because of this man, within three years, your whole family will die. ”

Shangguan Jin was also angry all of a sudden, no wonder, a crazy Taoist priest suddenly appeared, pointed at your nose and said, you are a junior, and the whole family is dead, whoever is on it, you have to be angry!

Shangguan was about to get angry, but suddenly froze.

Because, Shangguan Jin is now dressed in men's clothes, Ye Mu can see that she is a daughter, but ordinary people can't see it.

How can this sloppy Taoist priest tell that he is a woman at a glance?

Could it be that he is not an ordinary person, but a senior master!

The sloppy Taoist priest had already turned to Ye Mu, looked Ye Mu up and down, nodded and said: "He has an impulsive personality, but he has the talent of a hero, and he is a hero in the world!" ”

Everyone was stunned, and they all looked at Ye Mu, and then at the sloppy Taoist priest.

Especially Li Bin and Shangguan Jin, they were scolded by the Taoist priest, one died in a month, the other was a junior, and the whole family died, but now the Taoist priest's evaluation of Ye Mu is so high, in contrast, it makes the two very embarrassed.

"Are you a fortune teller? Hehe, I'm an atheist and don't believe in these crooked ways. ”

Ye Mu smiled and said, "And with me, my senior brother will definitely not have an accident." You're not counting for sure. ”

"It doesn't matter if I'm accurate or not, time will tell. But since I'm telling your fortune, of course I'll have to charge a little fee. ”

"Damn, the walls of a mental hospital have collapsed, and such a madman has been released!"

Li Bin was the most unhappy and scolded: "Curse Lao Tzu to die, I still have to give you money, how can there be such a thing in the world!" Hurry up and fuck me off, or I'll beat you up!" ”

(ps: The three demons are too tired to do it, it's eight chapters today, sorry, sorry!) ）