"So, the reason you found this place was because some bastard had tipped you off?"

"Well, it was Uncle Hei Xu next door who told me. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The girl with red eyes and tears whispered:

"Because I know that I've been looking for you recently, Uncle Hei Xu called me two days ago to inform me."

"-I see!"

Chen An, who learned why he was approached by a girl, and then received a wooden knife, slapped the table hard and couldn't help but scold.

"No wonder everyone gloated about me on the way back just now, it turned out that the guy Hei Xu caused trouble to the uncle...... Damn it! The guy who came back from the trip was not good for a few days, and he didn't even see the uncle's face, so he made trouble for the uncle while the uncle was away, what a guy who didn't beat him! ”

complained a few words indignantly, and Chen An, who understood that the fact of being caught was irreversible, didn't bother to continue wasting saliva. After calming down, he said with a smile:

"That's right, Big River. I haven't seen you in two years, how have you been doing lately. ”

"Except that I've been trying to kill a guy lately, everything else is fine."

"-Scared!? Can you stop looking at me murderously and saying such horrible things? ”

Startled by the girl's murderous speech, Chen An couldn't help but glance at the wooden knife on the table. In the girl's speechless gaze, Chen An quietly took the wooden knife away and hid it behind him.

The girl slapped the table and complained loudly.

"Hey! Think I didn't see it? Bring me my wooden knife! ”

"Ouch, don't speak in such a grumpy tone, calm down, calm down."

Bitterly appeased the fierce girl, Chen An was stupid and returned the wooden knife to her.

I just got a knife and my chest still hurts!

This murderous little girl must not have found a boyfriend now!

Examining the girl who was glaring at him with a critical gaze, Chen An couldn't hide the old mistake of what he said in his heart again.

"Mmmm, so cruel, I can't find a boyfriend,"

“……”

The girl squinted at Chen An, and her vicious eyes began to change to brutality.

"-You—Do you want to die!?"

"-Not at all!"

Quickly saying the words that he had no ambition, Chen An immediately pressed the wooden knife under his buttocks, and then whistled, acting as if nothing had happened and nothing was known. Seeing this, the girl couldn't help but bow her head weakly.

"Hell! I haven't seen you for two years, why are you still so virtuous. ”

"Don't me, you're no better. I haven't seen you for two years - no, it should be that my temper hasn't changed at all since I first met, and I haven't even changed my figure much. Even if you are poor, it still looks so small...... Hmph, the height has not changed at 1.4 meters. ”

"-Bastard! It's one meter four or five!! ”

"143.6 is right."

Height is always the biggest pain for a girl, and when the lie was exposed, she was so excited that she almost didn't jump up directly. Chen An looked at her with disdain.

"Even if it is rounded, it is only one meter four four, and I dare to say one meter four or five, my face is really thick."

"Long-winded, long-winded! No matter how verbose it is, be careful to hack you to death~! ”

"So, when will your bad temper change? If you continue like this, you really won't be able to get married. ”

Pretending to sigh sadly, the angry eyes of the girl who were angry became even more angry, and Chen An pointed to Yonglin and Wo, who had been watching the lively Yonglin and Woe without saying a word, and changed the topic seriously.

"No more nonsense. I've been back for so long, and I haven't introduced you to the two next to me. Oh, this one who looks so cold that he wants people to roast her with a fire...... Ah, I'm sorry, it's Bayi Yonglin. ”

Although I really wanted to introduce Yonglin as an 800-million-year-old young girl, after thinking about it, I felt that it was too rude, and Chen An, who was full of discipline, still gave up.

Of course, he had to emphasize that he had changed his words only because he was full of discipline, not because of Yonglin's terrifying eyes and the scalpel in her hand that only he could see - by no means!

"Hmph."

Yonglin's warning eyes fell on Chen An's face, and as soon as his hand flipped, the scalpel disappeared. Chen An secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and then continued to talk serious nonsense.

Without giving Yonglin a chance to react with the slightest precaution, he said quickly:

"Although she looks small, Yonglin is my child daughter-in-law~ Hehe, her parents have agreed, and when she grows up, let her marry her uncle as a concubine! The little girl next door with a 'I'm melancholy' face didn't see it. She's called woe, and she's about a year old now. It is the crystallization of my love with Yonglin! ”

Swear by it, as if it were true!

“——！？”

Yonglin's body stiffened, and the faint green tendons on his forehead jumped wildly.

Such a faux pas...... Such a faux pas...... Such a faux pas......

Gritting his teeth in his heart, Yonglin suddenly stood up. He looked at Chen An, who was smiling, and turned around and walked towards the door. But......

"—Shut up! You abominable impudent one!! ”

When passing by Chen An's side, Yonglin suddenly turned around, and the book in his hand slapped Chen An on the back of the head with manic anger.

Chen An: "Ouch! With a scream, he almost didn't give Yonglin a book and put his face on the table.

He rubbed the back of his head and grinned in pain.

"Why are you so angry, just kidding...... Hey, hey! Woe to you, what are you doing with an umbrella, bastard! Don't put the umbrella at the uncle's handsome face! ”

After some tossing, he finally stopped the disaster that was also full of anger and acted on his face as the most handsome man in the world, Chen An rubbed the back of his head that was even more painful, and glared at the gloating girl angrily.

"Laugh what a laugh! Haven't you ever seen someone get beaten! ”

"No, it's just that it's been a long time since I've seen a fool who has nothing to do with him."

"You ......"

"What are you, haven't you ever seen anyone gloating? Fool who is looking for a beating! ”

Chen An, who was maliciously ridiculed, was suddenly furious.

Damn it! I have always been the only one who maliciously mocked others, but now I am maliciously ridiculed, this kind of thing spreads, how can I mix it up in the future!?

Thinking of this, Chen An pointed to the girl who was still ridiculing her poisonous tongue, and said solemnly:

"Come, come, Yonglin, woe, I'll introduce you to you. This guy whose chest is flatter than the airport and is flat and sunken is called Moe Hu, who has a violent personality and was once a bad student who was forced to transfer because of a fight.

Housework is hard, and after knowing the uncle for more than ten years, he still only throws his clothes into the washing machine, and then doesn't care about anything and waits for it to be super lazy naturally. Now it's a pathetic older single woman in her twenties who hasn't been in a relationship once. Height 1.4 meters, remember 1.4 meters! ”

“…… Bastard! The old lady is not called Menghu, she is called Pengban River! And the height is one meter four or five, and the chest is not, there is, concave, in, and going!! ”

"Uh-huh, but it doesn't stand out either."

“……”

The compassionate gaze fell on the flat chest of the furious girl, Pengsaka Dahe, and Chen An turned his head to look at the disaster again. Glancing back and forth a few times, his face showed a sad look.

"Not even one-tenth of the disaster, is it the life of 10,000 years of flat milk?"

- Bastard!! Don't compare that foul milk to me! ”

"-You're a bastard! Don't rush the cup if there is fire, and don't want money for the cup...... No way! Don't throw the cup at me!! ”

……

In the blink of an eye, it has been 432,000 days since Chen An and the three of them came home from the beach and encountered the Pengban River...... Well, it's seconds.

Because Yonglin is picky about hygiene, after lunch today, Chen An took tools to clean up at home.

Kicked the calf of Treadaka Dahe, who has been holding a tiger doll in the room and watching TV, since he came.,I'm holding a tiger doll and watching TV in the room.。

"Go away, go away, watch TV, don't get in the way of me mopping the floor."

"Ouch, I've known each other for more than ten years, why are you still such a chicken woman, it's not cool at all, are you a man?"

"Don't say that I just let you go away, it's the latter problem, housework waste, grumpy, you don't have the right to talk about me at all!"

“…… Who do you say doesn't look like a woman!? Hit you! ”

While holding the pillow and getting up from the tatami mat and walking to the side, Hosaka Taihe cast an angry look at Chen An.

"Look, look. Are you embarrassed to say that you look like a woman? Learn more from Yonglin, although she is also a housework, but her temper is much stronger than yours! …… At least I'm much better than you when I don't mess with her. ”

Regarding Pengsaka Dahe's completely distrustful expression, Chen An made up the last sentence with interest. Pengsaka Ogawa cut with a snort.

"Even the little girl is angry, you are really living more and more...... Hey, no, it seems like you've been so shameless from the beginning. ”

Pengsaka Dahe suddenly changed its mouth. After all, let's not talk about the former self, even Lianzi and Mei Li didn't bully Chen An, a bad guy, when they were young.

"What's shameless, uncle's skin is one centimeter thinner than the earth!"

"Hehe, shameless to die!"

For Chen An's shamelessness, Pengban Dahe sneered with contempt. Lying down again, and then rolling on the ground a few times, she suddenly said:

"By the way, Melly, have they been unable to get in touch lately because they went there? And the cow in the shrine maiden costume at home, is she human? ”

"Have a good mouth, don't be vicious. You haven't seen real big breasts yet. ”

"Don't change the subject, tell me yes or no!"

The drama of ridiculing and changing the topic was rudely broken by Pengban Dahe, and Chen An's mopping action couldn't help but pause. The atmosphere was depressed and silent, and Pengsaka Dahe stared at Chen An.

"Well, it seems that Melly and they really tell you everything. Sort of. ”

"Yes, then it can be counted, right?"

"Why is this asking?"

"No wonder it's a cow, I see."

Muttering bad words of self-comfort, he rolled around before, and finally was lying on the tatami mat Pengsaka Taihe turned sideways to avoid Chen An's sighing gaze.

"Just trying to see if you're going to lie to me."

"Satisfied?"

"Hmph, you know each other."

Still in the posture of facing away from Chen An, Pengsaka Dahe's body curled up like an insecure child.

"By the way, don't try to get rid of me. Everything was sold, and I had nowhere to go. ”

“…… Hey, don't you want to be so aggressive? If you break the kettle or something, aren't you afraid of losing nothing in the end? ”

“…… Hello...... Suck. ”

Pengsaka Dahe's attitude is as bad as ever, but with his curled up body, it gives people a feeling of pity.

"What a, you idiot is not worth what I do!"

"Really......"

Chen An was silent for a moment, and suddenly exhaled a long breath. Looking at the small figure curled up in the corner, helplessness and pity flashed in his eyes. He picked up the mop and bucket, turned and walked out of the room. And at the end of his departure, he left these words.

"Understood, when the time comes...... Come with me, you stupid tiger. ”

The body curled up more and more, and the girl began to cry quietly.

"Woo...... Who's stupid, idiot...... Woo......"

……