Bite!

It's slow again, I didn't grab it!

Today, Guanyin Bodhisattva pulled the ancient Buddha into the group chat, and the atmosphere in the group was driven again, all kinds of red envelopes are always indispensable, Bai Xiaobai had to stare patiently at the mobile phone screen, waiting for the next red envelope. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Tang Seng: The predecessors of the ancient Buddha are here, and Tang Triangle is very happy in his heart, so the poor monk also wants to send a red envelope to make this atmosphere a little better! (Since playing WeChat, he has given himself a fashionable nickname, Tang Triangle)

Sand Monk: (a string of applause)

Sun Wukong: Master Triangle, if you want to make the atmosphere a little bigger, the red envelope can't be small, like what kind of spiritual rice is not enough! (Snickering, nose picking.) ）

Zhu Bajie: You monkey talk a lot, you can grab whatever the master sends, so why are you more serious!

Tang Seng: What the Eight Commandments say is extremely true! Wukong, you're naughty again! The red envelope picture is an atmosphere, even if it's just a grain of spiritual rice, it's love!

Sun Wukong: Dead pig's head, you beg to fight! Okay, okay, the triangle has a lot of crooked reasoning for you, and I can't say you can't win? Hurry up and send red envelopes, Lao Sun's golden hoop stick is already and thirsty! (Three white eyes)

Bai Xiaobai immediately burst out laughing when he saw this, how could this Monkey King also make yellow jokes? What about your image, Great Sage? This is also too ruined childhood!

Tang Seng: Wukong, you are too naughty, the old man who lit the lamp ancient Buddha is also here, pay attention to the image when you speak! Okay, without further ado, everyone is ready to grab the red envelope!

Bai Xiaobai stared at the screen intently, duang~ A red light flashed.

Bite!

Congratulations on getting 10 special spiritual rice!

The text below explains that the food produced by the West Heaven Buddha Realm contains pure aura, and long-term consumption can strengthen the body, increase cultivation, and be a hundred times stronger than ordinary spiritual rice!

Bai Xiaobai had seen Tang Seng use Lingmi to send red envelopes before, but unfortunately he didn't grab it, it seems that today this Tang Seng knows that the light hair Lingmi is not good, and his conscience found that he actually sent out a special Lingmi!

Sun Wukong: Why is it Lingmi again? (Three contemptuous emojis)

Tang Seng: Didn't the poor monk send out ten grains of special spiritual rice, you didn't grab it because you were lucky! Wukong, it seems that you have been lacking in cultivation lately!

Sha Seng: Senior brother, what the master said is right!

Zhu Bajie: Senior brother, what the master and Senior Brother Sha said is right!

……

The most active in the entire West Heaven Buddha Realm chat group belongs to the four of them, as if the topic of the entire chat group has been contracted by them, Bai Xiaobai watches their four masters and apprentices tear each other every day, and feels that the image of the entire Buddha realm is going to be subverted by them.

But there is no doubt that if this chat group is missing, the four of them will be much less interesting, and this situation is like the four of them supporting most of the daily life of the chat group.

Honk!

The Buddha of Merit asks to add you as a friend.

"Tang Seng actually asked to add friends?" Bai Xiaobai didn't know whether to be surprised or scared, this was a childhood idol, and it was also a real Buddha who asked to add him as a mortal friend, could he not be apprehensive?

Bai Xiaobai had a big question in his heart, why did Tang Seng suddenly add himself as a friend, it wouldn't be because he robbed him of the special spiritual rice he sent, after all, after these days of observation, he found that Tang Seng was not an ordinary picker, which can be seen from the fact that he sent red envelopes and sent food to the Buddha world!

After hesitation, Bai Xiaobai still clicked to agree.

Anyway, if the other party asks him about his identity, he doesn't say that he is a mortal, as long as his identity is not exposed, it will not attract the attention of the group's subjective voice Bodhisattva, and he can silently grab red envelopes in this chat group as a mortal!

Tang Seng, "I don't know what to call this fellow Taoist?" ”

Bai Xiaobai took a look, it turned out that he was really here to set his identity, eh, it's better to be silent and golden!

Tang Seng didn't give up, "What do you call a Taoist friend?" You can call me Tang Triangle. ”

After a while, I didn't see Bai Xiaobai's reply, and Tang Seng sent another message, "Hehe, don't you know how to use this WeChat yet?" Do you want poor monks to teach Taoist friends? It only takes the Taoist friends to give the 100-character Buddhist scriptures of the King of Jizo Bodhisattva to the poor monks, all the good things to say. (a few smiles)

"Daoyou is really joking! (Two White-Eyed Emojis)"

Tang Seng's fox tail was finally revealed, Bai Xiaobai couldn't help but roll his eyes a few times, this Tang Seng has already become a Buddha, how can he still pick it like this?

The cultivation experience of the King of the Earth Bodhisattva, even Bai Xiaobai, a layman, knows that this thing is precious to the people in the Buddhist sect, Tang Seng actually wants to empty the gloves and the white wolf, and he loses what he said!

"Hehe, (embarrassing) just have the right to make friends, right?" Tang Seng is bound to carry out the slamming of the door to the end.

“…… Didn't I say you, Tang Triangle, you said that you have already become a Buddha, why are you still so good? (Pick your nose)"

"Eh, it's not that you don't know that I started a farm since I finished teaching the scriptures in the Eastern Tang Dynasty, although the scale is getting bigger and bigger, but the expenses and inputs are also getting bigger and bigger, can you save it?"

There are also farms in the Buddha realm? Bai Xiaobai was stunned, what should be planted on the farm of this Buddha realm? Curiosity was aroused by Tang Seng, "You opened a farm?" What does a farm do? ”

"That's right, since the completion of the scriptures, the poor monk felt that there was nothing to do, one day on a whim he crossed some Buddha as plants, and I didn't think about it for a while, I really cultivated some crops that I didn't have, and many of them can be mass-produced, because these crops are also effective for us who have become Buddhas, so they are also quite popular, and now my farm has become a household name in the Buddha world, and has been rewarded by the Buddha, and my farm has successfully become one of the three emerging industries in the Buddha world."

Speaking of this, Tang Seng also has a proud mentality, after all, the establishment of this farm is another great achievement after his study of the scriptures, which makes his prestige in the Western Heaven Buddha world go to a big step.

"For example, Lingmi is one of the most successful crops I have ever cultivated, and its appearance has completely changed our habit of not eating for several years, and we have started a new life of three meals a day. Therefore, Lingmi has also been selected as one of the most transformative inventions of the Buddha in the past 3,000 years! ”

Bai Xiaobai felt that his cognition of the Buddha world had been refreshed by Tang Seng again, this Tang Seng was really a talent, equivalent to Yuan Longping in the Buddha world. No, he is even more awesome than Yuan Longping, and listening to his tone, it seems that he has cultivated a lot of things.

And Bai Xiaobai knew that the difficulties encountered by Tang Seng during this period would definitely not be as simple as the other party said, it was worthy of Tang Sanzang who dared to embark on the road to the west when he was still a mortal!

"It's worthy of Tang Xuanzang! (a series of thumbs up)"

Even if you come to the earth, you can definitely become a cutting-edge person, after reading Journey to the West, Bai Xiaobai once again had a strong admiration for Tang Seng in his heart.

"Huh, fellow Daoist? The farm I own is already a household name, how could you not know? ”

Bai Xiaobai sighed in his heart, oh no, this is the rhythm of showing the horse's feet!