Chapter 67: The Women's War
Ji Purou was stunned for a moment, what a deal, she scolded and scolded, she endured it in order to survive, but she even had her age with herself! How can this be endured!
"Hey, who's older!" Is she that old? Don't say it here!
"That's you! You're hundreds of years old, I'm only over a hundred years old, could it be that you will be younger than me, what a joke! ”
Ji Purou looked at her with her hands clenched! Hold back the anger in your heart! Gritted his teeth and said word by word. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Yes! I'm older than you, so what, you just said it yourself, respect the old and love the young, so you should respect the elderly, naturally you are the bait. ”
"But I'm still a minor, I'm the age of a flower, I'm the flower of the motherland, I can live for many years! As for you, hehe, you've all become tofu scum, isn't it the same if you die early or later! But I'm different, my days are still long, so what's wrong with you going to be bait! You still have no opinion. Xiaobai said a lot, but Ji Purou was not lightly angry, and she didn't care that the two of them were just acting, she only knew that her words really annoyed her!
"You airfield, you shut up! You don't have a place to speak in front of our big breasts! ”
"You!!" Xiaobai looked at her breasts, and then looked at her own breasts, but she was very angry! even used her breasts to provoke trouble with her! She thinks that her figure and appearance are very good, but only her breasts are indeed very flat, really like the airport! She has always firmly told herself that she just hasn't developed well, and she will be fine in the future, and she will be fine in the future! But it's been so long, and the chest is still the same, and it hasn't changed!
"What are you, am I not right? Aren't you an airfield? Said deliberately, and straightened his chest at her.
Xiaobai looked at her chest and gritted her teeth angrily!
"Chest! Big! Finish! No! Rise! Yes! "Xiaobai gritted his teeth! Looking at her smug eyes, she wanted to tear her apart.
"Of course, although it can't be said to be very good, but compared to your figure, hehe, it's still a little better!" As he spoke, a proud smile appeared on his face!
"........." Xiaobai looked at her unwillingly, and held her hanging hands tightly!
Ji Purou deliberately ignored Xiaobai's eyes that were about to breathe fire, and pointed at her and looked her up and down.
"Look at you, how can there be a little eye-catching in the whole body, the face is so big, the nose is so collapsed, the mouth is so big, the slightest smile will crack to the root behind the ear! And your neck is so short and your arms are so thick! The body is a little fat, as if he has given birth to a child! Your legs are so short! Now take a closer look, you really don't have any merit in your whole body! Ji Purou commented on her, and Xiaobai's face changed from surprise at the beginning to anger! And then to the present calm!
"Human disputes, it's so interesting, I've almost forgotten what it's like to be arguing, if you have a chance, you must try it! Truly!! ”
"Disputes? Interesting! It's fun! Truly!! The skull looked at the dispute between the two of them, and it was a relish to watch, especially the words that Ji Purou said, which made them happy to death.
Ji Purou saw that she didn't speak, thinking that she was admitting defeat, and immediately smiled proudly, so she patted her shoulder in front of all the skulls and said.
"Actually, I'm just talking about things, don't take it too seriously, you can only blame me for speaking too straight, I don't know how to save face for you, don't be angry."
Xiaobai laughed angrily and said lightly.
"Well, you're right, there's no place in my whole body that can be pleasing to the eye, but there's only one thing I'm better than you, you know what?"
Ji Purou was stunned, what did this woman want to say! Her instincts told her that it was definitely not a good word! So he quickly laughed.
"Hehe, I don't know, and I don't want to know! So you're ......! ”
Xiaobai suddenly said it before she finished speaking, which made Ji Purou's face stiffen.
"I'm younger than you!!"
Ji Purou "......"
Am I younger than you? What a sarcastic word, she meant to say that she was old? Damn, doesn't she know that the most important thing a woman cares about is age! At this moment, she really has an urge to strangle her to death!
"Hehe, I'm old, but haven't you heard a sentence, the older a woman is, the more flavorful she is!" He looked at her with a hint of provocation as he spoke.
"But no matter how flavorful you are, for men, it's still us young girls, it's more flavorful!" He smiled very sweetly as he spoke!
“……… Hehe, but the young ones don't have the charm of the old ones, and have you forgotten, there is a saying in human beings, that women are wine, and the longer you want to treasure them, the more flavorful they are! ”
Xiaobai clasped his hands, but there was a smile on his face.
"Hehe, that's because you've only heard this sentence, but you haven't heard a riddle."
"Enigma, riddle!"
Xiaobai sneered and followed.
"The riddle is, spring does not plant, four seasons do not bloom, the more tender the better, old to a pile of scum! Know what it is! ”
Ji Purou didn't pay attention to what her first two sentences were, she only noticed the last two sentences, 'The more tender the better, a pile of scum when you get old!' 'What does she mean, is she saying she's a pile of scum when she's old!? Damn it!! It's so hateful!
"I don't know, I don't want to know!"
Xiaobai approached her and said with a smile.
"But the more you don't want to know, the more I want to tell you that the mystery is actually ...... Lentinula edodes! ”
Shiitake mushrooms, I want to cry! Was she sarcastic about him!
"You!! You dog! He was presumptuous in front of me! ”
Xiao Bai snorted coldly and said disdainfully.
"Hmph, each other!" She is not the only one who is presumptuous, and she is not worth losing her in the same way! She is just treating others the way she is!
Ji Pu gritted her teeth softly!!
"I want to tear your mouth apart!!"
"Okay, come on, don't think I'm afraid of you, old lady! Who tears who doesn't know yet! Saying that, Xiaobai rolled up his sleeves, and the two of them were ready to do a big job.
"Boom! Women fight! Truly! The most interesting! Truly!! ”
Seeing that the two of them seemed to be about to fight, the skulls looked extremely excited and excited.
"You, you even rolled up your sleeves! Why, you're still going to want to hit me, come, you dare to touch me and give it a try, I'll make you walk around without eating! "If such a thing scares her, then she will live for hundreds of years in vain.
"Don't use agitation, don't think I don't dare!" Xiao Bai said this with his mouth, but his feet were slowly retreating.
When Ji Purou saw her retreat, she knew that she didn't dare, so she was even more unscrupulous.
"Then you fight, what are you retreating, you come to fight, I'll stand still and let you fight!"
Suddenly, Xiaobai smiled, and the smile was very weird.
"Stand still and let me fight, oh what you said, don't regret it." Then, before Ji Purou could react, he suddenly pounced on her, and Ji Purou was immediately thrown to the ground by her.
Xiaobai rode on Ji Purou's waist, and his hands began to scratch her hair frantically.
"Ahh You! You stinky woman, my hair! How dare you drag! I can't spare you today! I'm fighting with you! Ji Purou waved her hands and wanted to open her arms, but Xiaobai grabbed it too tightly and couldn't wave it at all, and in the haze, her hand seemed to have also grabbed something like hair, and her heart was suddenly overjoyed.
"Ahh Xiaobai exclaimed, looked at the hands that were dragging his hair, didn't think about it, and directly opened his mouth and bit it.
"Ahh You crazy woman! Stinky woman! You actually bit me, I fought with you! Ji Purou was also crazy, her arm broke free from her mouth hard, her body struggled back and forth under her, and began to tear wildly, pulling each other, whether it was hair or clothes, as long as she caught it, she would pull it hard! The two played a common trick used by women in fights! The ferocity was so fierce that I was stunned by those skulls.
“……… It's really interesting for women to fight, but it's too scary! ”
If they had been, I am afraid that they would not have enough to fight at all, and before they could reach two feet, they would be kicked apart.
"It's okay, I don't have hair!" As he spoke, he raised his skull hand and touched his head! I am very glad in my heart!
"It's okay, I don't have any clothes either!" Otherwise, according to the kind of tearing between the two of them, no amount of clothes will be enough to wear!
"Ahh You stinky woman! My hair! You tap it!! Ji Purou's head was pulled to the side by her, and she grinned in pain.
"Why don't you just let me lighten up, then why don't you relax! Look at how many hairs I've had, you've pulled them off! Xiaobai's hand is not loose, he is still holding on tightly and not letting go!
Her hair was pulled off by her, and her face must have been scratched by her, because she clearly felt that there was a trace of hot pain on her face! If Lin Feng saw that he was out of shape, would he not want himself!?
"You deserve it, don't think it's only your hair that has been pulled off, my mother's hair is not the same, and my neck, you have scratched my neck! And the back of the hand! "Her neck, the back of her hands, all hurt to death! Sure enough, it's a dog! The claws are so long! She was sure that her neck and the back of her hands must be bleeding.
"Then you deserve it, you deserve it! Deserve! Deserve! Xiao Bai angrily shouted.
"You! Today, I will teach you a good lesson! Let you know who deserves it! Saying that, he added some strength to his hand, Xiaobai didn't back down, and the two tore up again, that scene, how fierce it looked. (To be continued.) )