Chapter 107: It's good to carry straw paper with you

However, at this moment, the door in front of him was opened again, and Bei Wei stood behind the door with an elongated face, a trace of red light floating on his white cheeks, and he didn't know whether he was angry or ashamed. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Ahem...... Master ......" choked on his own saliva, Ji Ran said hello in a sneer, and his eyes slowly drifted away.

Behind the scenes, YY's family was also caught, this is really a test of psychological endurance, "I, I suddenly feel very tired, go to sleep first, see you tomorrow." ”

"Flutter!" It wasn't until he heard Ji Ran's closing sound that Qiyi, who was hiding behind the door, couldn't help laughing: "Beijiao, what do you say this little girl has in her head?" ”

Bei Jiao closed the door again with a pale face, and he didn't understand why he and Qi Qi were obviously men, why Ji Ran still had that kind of messy thoughts in his mind. (Actually, if you are a man and a woman, she doesn't care)

"Beijiao, I suddenly feel that you should not only teach her the knowledge of enchantment, but also give her a basic lesson in physiology, at least let her understand that there are some things that only men and women do, so as not to make jokes later. And it's so easy to deceive someone like she is so ignorant now. ”

Bei Jiao sat quietly on the sofa and did not make a sound.

Five minutes later.

Ji Ran sat at the end of the bed curiously, and saw Bei Jiao sitting upright on the sofa looking at himself, still rubbing the corners of his forehead from time to time, and squeezing out a deep "Sichuan" between his originally delicate eyebrows.

"Master, you ...... Can I help you? "What the hell is this god looking for her? Bestiality outbreaks? She didn't mind, but he didn't look like it!

Bei Xuan seemed to have made a very important decision, and after taking a deep breath, he lowered his voice and said, "Ji Ran, in fact, I want to tell you that the body structure of men and women is different......"

"I know, one has a little jj, and the other has a little jj." Ji Ran's big round eyes narrowed into a slit, what did Beijiao want to do? Are you really hungry...... Ahh So you want to get close to the water and get the moon first?

"Ahem, uh, yes. So if the two have any physiological needs, they will also find the opposite sex to solve them, so men will only have that kind of ...... to women"

"No, Master, this question of sexual orientation is not fixed. In fact, there are a lot of men and men, women and women, if you like it, just be free and easy, everything is as you like, hehe, I won't laugh at you. ”

The big ice block named "Beijiao" collapsed instantly: "That's not right! I know some people do have this preference, but it's not right......"

"It's a natural phenomenon!"

"It's not natural at all, it's natural for men to like women!" Bei Huang roared angrily, and finally regained the right to speak.

Ji Ran was a little aggrieved when he was yelled, "From ancient times to the present, from humans to monkeys, there are broken sleeves, this is a natural phenomenon, although it is a bit of a waste of resources." ”

Every time she sees a handsome pot being bent, she is actually very distressed, wasteful, wasteful! But for the sake of others, it is true love, and she can only accept and enjoy it with her heart.

The corners of Beijiao's eyes twitched, and his head hurt even more.

Ji Ran looked at Beijiao, who was obviously resistant, and habitually began to brainwash and educate: "Actually, Master, the man is very good." You see how high the housing prices are now, and many women have no house and do not marry, so it is better to find a man, and it is cost-effective. ”

Beijiao was confused, housing prices are high?!

"And compared to girls, boys also have the advantages of boys, for example, boys are very simple, not as easy to care as girls, not easy to envy, big and simple boys will always make the same sex have a dependence."

Beijiao: "......"

"There are also some men who are stimulated or something when they are young, and they begin to fear women, or they say that they dislike and dislike women, and they will grow up to prefer men sexually. Uncle Alexa, for example, I've always suspected that he and Grandpa Ian had a leg, but neither of them ever admitted it. ”

The dizzy Bei Huang only cared about pressing his temples tightly, but he didn't realize the meaning of these two names.

"Besides, men are very fashionable now, Master, you have to keep up with the trend!!"

Bei Jiao waved his hand, leaned forward and stared at Ji Ran, and asked very seriously: "Ji Ran, do you really understand men and sex?" ”

"Yes!" Ji Ran smiled sweetly: "The average number of times a man has a lifetime is 7,200 times, the average number of times in a lifetime is 2,000, and the average number of erections per day and night is nine...... As for sex, it is normal for people to have sexual urges, and people's **** is becoming more and more mature after entering puberty. Under the influence of certain hormones, they will naturally develop feelings of affection for the opposite sex, coupled with certain stimuli from sight, hearing, and touch...... "completely in an academic tone, calmly telling a certain unquiet topic."

……

"Master, go slowly!" After sending off Beijiao, who fled in the wilderness, Ji Ran closed the door and went back to bed scratching his head in confusion, what is this great god here for?

Actually discussed men and sex with a rotten woman...... The skull is broken!!

Early in the morning, the outsiders who lived in Starwind Village finally met the lady who claimed to have a complete map. Looking at the woman who was hidden under the black robe, Ji Ran didn't know why there was always a feeling of familiarity and palpitations.

Ji Ran believed in her inexplicable intuition very much, because this intuition had saved her many times, and this lady paused unnaturally when she saw Ji Ran, which made Ji Ran even more sure that the other party must know herself.

Ji Ran only looked at the lady hiding under the black robe, because she was concentrated, so quiet.

Her inexplicable quietness made others puzzled, didn't she always look forward to watching this excitement, how could she look unhappy when she watched it.

Ji Ran didn't listen to what the lady said, she just hid in the crowd and watched silently, until everyone began to move, and the lady's graceful posture and proud steps finally gave her a little understanding.

"Nightfly."

"Huh?" Yeyi reflexively turned his head to look at Ji Ran.

"We're almost at the Phoenix Nest." If it were someone else, he might not understand, but Ji Ran believed that Yeyi would definitely understand.

"Oh." Yeyi replied faintly and nodded.

After entering the confines of the Helangagu Mountains, the Lady of Mystery asked to see everyone's parchment rolls.

"Huh! Where's my parchment roll? ”

"Mine is gone!"

"I still have it with me this morning, how can I not see it?"

……

"Mine is gone...... "Nanachi's face darkened.

Fortunately, Yeyi and Azazler didn't lose it, and it was impossible for Ji Xuan to lose it, as a space magician, it was trivial to hide something. Ji Ran's bright eyes roamed over everyone, and finally stopped at a red-haired man. This man's smug look faintly floated by, and he could hide it from others, but he couldn't hide Ji Ran's sharpest eyes.

"Ah Ye, on your right, at a sixty-degree angle, is that person also from the concubine's family?" Ji Ran took a step back and hid himself behind Yeyi and asked in a very low voice.

Ye Yi glanced at him as if unintentionally, "No, although his eyes are also red, they are not human eyes, a bit like the beast humans of the Dark Guild." ”

"Oh...... Dark Guild! Ji Ran's eyes rolled, "Ah Ye, did you bring straw paper?" ”

"Papyrus? Didn't you go out 'uh-huh' first? ”

Ji Ran looked at the sky speechlessly, and said Friend, don't you even care about these things with me!

—————— I am the dividing line between the perspective shift——————

Alfred stood silently on the outskirts of the crowd, watching the humans anxiously search for the parchment, anger and suspicion spreading among the crowd, and the sight was very pleasing to him.

Human, huh!

And at this moment, a small figure approached, ruining his pleasure in watching the play.

Alfred watched the black-haired girl come over, picked up a stone halfway, and asked with a grin, "Handsome guy, did you drop it?" ”

Ji Ran was ready, waiting for the other party to say "no", and then she would say again......

"Yes."

"Ahem......" Ji Ran was choked, this answer was too unexpected.

"What you hold in your hands, what you step on, everything in the ancient mountains of Helanga is mine!" Alfred looked down at Ji Ran, his dark red eyes full of arrogance and arrogance.

Looking at this man's angular facial features, Ji Ran's heart trembled. Damn, this man is even trickier than Azazler.

If the water is clear, there is no fish, and if the person is cheap, he is invincible, I am afraid that he will hang, but he is just a chrysanthemum scum...... Ji Ran has a picture of the other party being knocked down in his head, and he is really not so scared in his heart, but he wants to laugh a little, if such a proud person deserves it...... It must be a tsundere!

Saying that using this method to relieve the pressure in his heart, Ji Ran felt that he was also drunk.

"Handsome guy, honorable name?"

"Alfred."

As soon as the words came out, Alfred frowned, how could he tell his name to a stranger so easily?

"Oh, Master Alfred." Ji Ran patted Alfred on the shoulder quite kindly, "Let me ask you about something, do you have a girlfriend?" ”

Hearing the little girl with dark eyes in front of him call him young master, Alfred was like a cat that had been smoothed out, and narrowed his eyes into a thin slit comfortably and comfortably, "There is." ”

"Oh," Ji Ran approached Alfred, elbowing lightly against his chest and abdomen, and his big eyes were full of dazzling brilliance, "Then would you mind changing one?" ”

"Change? No way! We are settled by both parents, and if I change girlfriends, I will definitely be beaten to death by my mother! Alfred stupidly followed Ji Ran's train of thought.

"Oh, you can't change it." Ji Ran's eyes lowered slightly, covering the irrepressible smugness in his eyes, and then he hugged Alfred's arm and leaned on him and said, "Then do you mind having another one?" ”

Alfred is not really stupid, he quickly reacted to the meaning behind Ji Ran's words, and a feeling of extreme disgust suddenly came out of his heart, and he threw Ji Ran out directly with a flick of his hand-

"Cheap!" The high, furious voice caught everyone's attention, and even those who had lost the parchment turned their attention to this corner.

(To be continued.) )