Liu Sanmad didn't go out for a day because of his hand injury, and he thought that the three masters would prepare lunch for him no matter how ruthless they were. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

As a result, when he woke up, not only did he have nothing to eat in the kitchen, but even the three old guys were nowhere to be found. looked at the clean kitchen, and then looked at the swollen hands like steamed buns, and the stomach grumbled aggrievedly to show dissatisfaction.

But after searching the kitchen and finding nothing to eat, he had no choice but to cook simple noodles on the fire and eat them. Because his hands couldn't touch the raw water, Liu Sanmad threw all the unwashed vegetables into the pot to cook. If his hand is injured, it is troublesome that the noodles are cooked, but Liu San is crazy and sad to find that he has no hands to hold chopsticks.

He couldn't hold chopsticks, so he thought that he could also hold a fork and a spoon, but when he thought about it, it seemed that there were no spoons, forks, and the like at home except chopsticks. Because they use bowls for drinking water, bowls for eating, bowls for porridge, and bowls for soup. In the end, Liu Sanmad had to take the bowl and start drinking noodles.

Because the vegetables were not washed, Liu San bit a stone when he was eating noodles. After biting the stone, Liu San almost cried out in pain, opened his mouth and spit out bloody teeth. Seeing the lost teeth, Liu San was crazy and wanted to cry without tears, today is really eventful. I opened my hand in the morning, and now I can knock out a tooth when I eat a bowl of noodles.

Liu San smashed the bowl in his hand angrily and shouted to the sky in dissatisfaction; "Mother, why are all the bad luck rushing to me today, it's all so unlucky, God, can you make me a little more unlucky." Oops, wo niang hey... It's painful for Lao Tzu to die. Whew, it's too bullying. ‘’

God didn't answer Liu San's crazy question, but directly expressed with actions that he could be a little more unlucky.

When Liu San smashed the bowl frantically, the fragments just bounced into his slippers. As a result, as soon as he stood up and put on his shoes, the fragments of the bowl dug deep into the soles of his feet.

Liu Sanmad could only point the acupuncture points on his feet and prevent it from continuing to bleed. As for the fragments in the soles of his feet, he was powerless.

Look at the swollen steamed bun-like fist, then look at the tooth that fell on the ground, and then look at the wound on the soles of the feet. Liu San cried madly, he cried proudly and scolded at the same time; "Son of the king, I have offended anyone today, and all the bad things are rushing to me." I broke my hands in the morning, knocked out my teeth when I ate noodles, smashed the bowl and cut the soles of my feet, and now I'm lying on the ground and not moving, can you still make me a little more unlucky? Ah, ah,,, my mother, god you're a bully. Oops, it hurts me. ‘’

As the saying goes, there are no pairs of blessings, and there is no single line of misfortune. Liu Santian yelled too hard just now, and bit a hole in his tongue. At this time, he finally lay quietly on the ground, he didn't move or scold, lying on the ground while sobbing constantly, while his face was full of grievances and tears, and he lay quietly on the ground for six hours.

When the three old doctors came home, they found that there was no one in the room, and they thought that Liu Sancrazy kid had run out to play. As a result, as soon as he entered the kitchen, he was startled by Liu Sanmad, who was standing on the ground, and the three of them hurriedly carried Liu Sanmad out. After Liu Sanmad saw the three grandfathers, he couldn't tell the bitter water in his stomach because of his tongue injury, so he could only make a branch and write it on the ground.

After the three old doctors helped Liu Sanmad treat his wounds, they walked out of the room and hugged their stomachs and laughed.

The tears of God's laughter came out, and he wiped his tears while laughing; ''Damn, it's the first time I've seen such an unlucky person. Eating noodles and knocking out his teeth, smashing a bowl and cutting the soles of his feet, scolding people to bite a hole in his tongue, plus hitting a stone in the morning for no reason, breaking his fist in half, our grandson is unlucky, there is really no one. I really don't know how many days he can live abroad with his temperament? ‘’

The demon also laughed out of breath, and after laughing for a while, he covered his stomach and said; "I'm laughing to death, this kid is really unlucky. Eating noodles and knocking out your teeth, wahaha laughing to death. Haha,, Demon your own grandson is really no one. Don't talk, everybody, let me laugh quietly for three minutes. Ha ha... Laughed at me. ‘’

The demon looked at the two old brothers lying on the ground with a wry smile on his face, and now he wanted to laugh at the two of them, let alone the two of them.

The demon smiled bitterly; ''This kid may have forgotten to look at the yellow calendar when he went out today, or he went out last night and saw the hell.'' Otherwise, you shouldn't have encountered it, eating noodles and knocking out your teeth, smashing bowls and cutting the soles of your feet, and scolding people to bite your tongue. By the way, I seem to have encountered similar things in the past. ‘’

They seemed to remember something when they heard the demon say this, and then the god and the demon looked at each other. Demon Dao; When I first started practicing that cheats, I was just as unlucky as the kid from the Three Madness. I can even say that I was more unlucky than him, that day I fell and took off the pants of the girl in front of me, and was chased and beaten for three streets. Then I went home and drank cold water, and I didn't know how I really answered that sentence. People are unlucky, and they stuff their teeth when they drink cold water. In short, I was as unlucky as I was that day. ‘’

God is also full of strange ways; ''I thought I was the only one who was unlucky, but so are you.'' I suddenly felt a stomachache after practicing that day, so I ran to the thatched pit for convenience. Suddenly, a strong wind hung me in the dung pit. And then I had a whole day of bad luck like you, and I thought I had hit a ghost. Now it seems that it is the book, and it is doing the trick. ‘’

After the two old doctors finished speaking, they all looked at the demon and waited for him to tell him about the stinky things he had done back then. The demon said with a wry smile on his face; ''If you want to know so much, then I'll tell you.'' It's not a big deal anyway, haven't you always wondered why I have a son? ‘’

"Now I'll tell you, because I was raped by his grandmother." After I finished practicing like you that day, I had bad luck all day. In the end, I thought about drinking to eliminate bad luck, but when I woke up, I wanted to die. Since there is a red lying beside me. Bare. Naked fat woman, and judging from the plum blossom mark on the bed, it should be the first time she took away me. ‘’

I hurriedly put on my clothes and ran away before she woke up, and then I never imagined that since she would give birth to a son for me, and raise him alone, although I didn't want to admit it, it was indeed my son, so I often sent all my savings to their mother and son as living expenses. Later, when my son grew up, I asked someone to take care of everything for him. It wasn't until the bastard shot my grandson that I cut off all the resources I gave him. These are the things I have been hiding from you, and you don't blame me for hiding from you, it is really difficult for me to say it when I am like a fat woman. ‘’