At a distance of three zhang, a man and a woman stand opposite each other. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

cosplay？

Haha, I love it!

Brother Zhang was very happy in his heart, but he was a little cowardly at the next moment.

"Okay, Ion, I'm not playing!" To be honest, if it weren't for his girlfriend's penetrating eyes that made him a little panicked, he would have had a good time!

"Ions?" The woman was a little confused, nodded her head, and said as if she understood something: "This is what outsiders call them?" ”

Still outsiders?

How, is it a meaning to play must?

Brother Zhang is a little helpless, when did his girlfriend have this hobby? Let me think about what I just said. Yes, arrest someone!

That is, kidnapping!

Then I'm a kidnapper, hehe, I don't see you this day, I can't imagine that my wife's taste has become so heavy!

It's just that you're still too late, wife, since you talked about kidnapping! But your expression is too perfunctory, isn't it?

Why do you have to be a little scared or frightened by kidnapping, and you have to be a little panicked again, how can you look at your nodding movements, don't you show yourself a little stupid and stupid?

"Hehe, little lady, your brother is going to tear up the ticket tonight..., okay, ion, I'm not making trouble, hurry up and cook, I'm starving to death!" In the middle of the conversation, Brother Zhang saw his girlfriend's sudden sharp eyes, immediately stopped his mouth, held his chin and laughed dryly, and sat down on the sofa a little dejectedly.

Somehow, he was a little afraid of his girlfriend's bull's eyes, and he didn't dare to think about it at all, his eyes were big, and his lethality was really not ordinarily strong!

Brother Zhang put down the textbook, picked up the shirt under his feet, dusted off the ashes and complained, "Really, you can play, why do you still throw the clothes at home on the ground!" ”

Fortunately, the floor is not dirty, and the clothes look a little messy, but it only takes half a minute to pick them up.

"Hey, what are you...?" Brother Zhang saw that he didn't see his girlfriend moving when he tried to cook, but looked at his thighs in a daze, ah no, to be specific, he didn't look at himself... Buttocks?

"What's wrong?" Brother Zhang got up and didn't see anything wrong with him, "It's the sofa... What happened to the sofa? ”

"Sand . . Hair? ”

I don't know if it's an illusion, after his girlfriend made this seemingly hesitant voice, his stunned eyes revealed a trace of talent, it was a rare expression since he entered the door tonight, and what made him even more curious was that his girlfriend stretched out her slender fingers and pressed her hand on the sofa. Pressed?

That's right, just looking at his girlfriend's careful movements, it's like seeing a man-eating monster!

What's going on today, my girlfriend looks a little wrong!

"Can you sit?"

Ahem..

Brother Zhang choked on his saliva, and he didn't know that his girlfriend would ask such a question for a long time, which is why she stared at the sofa just now?

"I have a fever... Yes! Brother Zhang howled for a while, at this moment he really regretted his recklessness, things happened to this extent, he more or less felt that there was something wrong with his girlfriend, but unfortunately his instinct was faster than reason, and before his palm touched his girlfriend's forehead, he was reversed, and the pain was thrilling.

"Let go!"

Brother Zhang crouched in the center of the sofa and screamed, fortunately, he finally got his left hand back after some pain.

"It hurts me to death, I don't know how to lighten it!" Brother Zhang shook his arm, and the next moment he reacted a little, and the girlfriend in front of him seemed to be really wrong.

"I don't fight many people, but it's useless to sneak up on me." The woman glanced at the man.

Sneak attack? I've eaten too much and sneak up on you!

Brother Zhang buried the woman and hesitated: "Ion, you are really.. Don't know me? ”

"You? Aren't you my senior sister's person? The woman's expression was as always, cold and cold.

Well, at this moment, Brother Zhang began to really believe that the woman in front of him really couldn't be his girlfriend, in the past, on his girlfriend's big face, there were always two pieces of 'dragon and tiger' cheek meat trembling, commonly known as dragon and tiger meat, but at this moment, from the moment he entered the door to now, it has not moved at all, if it is said that the person in front of him will be her girlfriend, he can really eat the sofa under his buttocks!

It's just that if she's not my girlfriend, what about my girlfriend?

Brother Zhang was a little panicked, looking left and right, except for the expression of the woman in front of him, which was not much changed, the others were not bad at all, and even the clothes on her body were still the ones he reminded his girlfriend to wear today.

If you don't go to the last class, you'll be a big person, right?

Could it be soul wearing? Or is it the kind that is worn?

This is too funny, although Brother Zhang has read a lot of similar novels, but it is only a novel, how can he not feel that this thing really happened to him in the world, how can he get it, and there is no hint in his mind? Also, if the woman in front of him is not his girlfriend, then his girlfriend... No, in the words of time travel, her soul passed through, so where did my girlfriend's soul go?

What he can be sure of is that the body of the woman in front of him is definitely his girlfriend's, how can he get into his house if he is replaced by someone who really doesn't know him, and the text message, by the way, the text message.

Brother Zhang touched his pocket, took out his mobile phone and looked at the text message time, according to the time of half past 5, his girlfriend must have arrived home before sending the text message, and it really took no more than half an hour to be crossed.

Well, for the time being, it's just that the girlfriend is soul pierced.

Senior sister, by the way, she just said senior sister, you have to ask what's going on!

At this moment, Brother Zhang was like a spirit, and after cleaning up the mess of thoughts, he turned several thoughts one after another.

"Away from. Beauty, let's call you a beauty for the time being, first of all, I can rest assured that I really don't know any of your senior sisters! It's even more unlikely to catch you. Brother Zhang greeted the woman next to him, his hands were gentle, indicating that he was completely harmless, and pointed to the sofa next to him and said: "You sit down first, now there are two things that you and I have to figure out, if what happened is true, then, first, how did you get here, and second, you came, then my old... That is, where is the girlfriend? ”

"Well, it's really a sofa, it's really a place to sit!" Brother Zhang had a headache, looking at the woman's appearance, as if he had never seen the sofa, he was fascinated, "Hey, did you hear me say?" ”

The woman moved her body and paused: "This wooden bed (sofa) is light and soft, several times better than what I have ever seen, no wonder Senior Sister makes Master angry and doesn't like to go back to the mountain?" As he spoke, he rubbed his ass on the sofa.

Mountain? Feelings, do you still think this is your mountain?

Brother Zhang has never felt that his temper is so good, it turns out that this person grew up in the mountains, and his words are wrong, but he also quickly thought about it: "What I just said is true, I don't know your senior sister, of course, and the master you are talking about now!" ”

"Your hands are weak, your bottom plate is vain, and your shots are scattered, and I am beginning to believe that you are not my senior sister's person." The woman nodded her forehead lightly and said so.

Should I be happy? Why is it that after listening to your argument, there is no excitement on my stiff face?

I still have weak hands?

Brother Zhang squeezed his little fist, okay, I really can't see my biceps, it's just that from the person who doesn't have my three taels of meat on your arm, is it really okay for you to be so straightforward?

"I just meditated in the tomb and woke up and found myself here, this is outside? It's weird! The woman said to herself, of course, this question must abandon the woman's unchanged face, otherwise it is really difficult to hear that this is a doubt.

Wait, what did she just do? Tomb? What tomb?!

Brother Zhang shrugged his bones and looked at the woman in a daze, as if he really wanted to see that something was wrong from the familiar girlfriend's face.

"Your knees are extended, your body and mind are empty, are you ready to leave?" The woman looked at the man and said.

"Which. How's that! Brother Zhang smiled embarrassedly, and gently raised his body and pressed down, this woman's eyes are so poisonous!

Also, when did I get so little courage, a big man was afraid of a woman, and besides, in this good day, where did those strange things come from, I must have heard it wrong.

"You were just fighting. It's called meditation, right? Brother Zhang asked the woman lightly, and after getting the woman's affirmation, he said: ".. Did you see anything strange while meditating? For example, something I haven't seen before, like... Electricity.."

It's a must-have in a traversal novel.

"Electricity, you say it's the kind of rumbling light in the sky? I've heard this grandma say.,It seems to be called.. Electricity! ”

What the hell is Weng Longlong?

Well, for a moment when you say thunder and lightning, are you sure we're talking about the same concept? The electricity I am talking about, in addition to thunder and lightning, may also be electricity used at home.

"Don't you have electricity at home?"

It's just that after Brother Zhang finished speaking, the woman shook her head and said, "The place where I rest is in the center of the ancient tomb, and there won't be that kind of electricity." ”

Well, Brother Zhang swears, the woman's words are not the point, the point is that what she said this time is really a tomb, and it is also an ancient... Tomb!

Nimama, there are really ghosts in this world!

If this is a surprise, it will be too big!