Monday.

The day when Lin He reported to the company.

Last night, because Ou Xiaomeng's Weibo rose by nearly 2w fans, he was also excited, and he fell asleep at three o'clock in the middle of the night.

Early in the morning, Lin He was very sleepy, slept for less than five hours, and kept fighting with his eyelids.

He dressed up carefully, grinded until half past eight, and went straight to the company.

Fifteen minutes later, he walked to the company.

As instructed, Lin He first went to the personnel department on the fifth floor to sign the contract and apply for a work permit.

In the personnel department on the fifth floor, there are only two people in the huge office.

"Hello, who can I find for the entry procedures?" Lin He asked an eldest sister who was eating porridge at the office desk, and at a glance she knew that she was a senior OL.

"You can find me, wait." The senior eldest sister propped up the big frame, wiped her mouth, and pulled out several copies from the pile of documents: "What position are you applying for?" ”

"Clerk."

"Oh." The eldest sister took out a document and turned a page: "Sign here, give me two one-inch photos, and I'll help you get a work permit." ”

"I'm tired." Lin He handed over an inch of photo, glanced at the contract, and signed a wild grass, just one word, handsome.

A few minutes later, the company's employees arrived one after another.

The eldest sister told him to go to the third floor to find his head, Manager Pan of the planning department.

After repeated thanks.

Lin He walked to the third floor, all the women's army, she was a little green among the thousands of flowers, and said secretly in her heart: It should be a collection of thousands of favors, do you want to be wet with rain and dew? Let me think.

"Hello, may I ask who is Manager Pan?" Lin He asked a middle-aged girl.

"Manager Pan? She's in the office. The girl pointed to the separate office and gently stroked her hair.

The familiar scent should be a soft one.

"Thank you."

Private office.

Lin He knocked lightly on the door.

"Come in." A contralto sounds very domineering.

Lin He pushed the door and walked into the office, sitting behind the desk was a woman about forty years old, a little ferocious, a man with a man's head, rough facial features, and strong arms, more than a man. He bowed: "Hello Manager Pan, I'm the new Lin He." ”

"Lin He, right?" Manager Pan held a small hand of melon seeds and knocked them up.

Swallowing melon seeds in front of me, is it to give me a dismount? You won't ask me to help her eat melon seeds, will you?

"Yes, yes, you can call me Xiaolin." Lin He said with a smile.

"Yes." Manager Pan raised his eyes and looked at it, and nodded arrogantly: "Xiaolin, you go to the No. 7 desk, you are mainly responsible for the distribution of the company's official documents, letters, mails, newspapers and magazines." If you don't understand, you can ask Xiao Dong at the table next to you. ”

"Uh-huh, thank you, Manager Pan."

Lin He walked out of the office door and found desk No. 7, but Xiao Dong next door had not yet come. Other colleagues are wearing makeup, gossiping and gossiping, and none of them are idle.

He tidied up his desk and sat on a stool waiting for his first call.

'Da Da Da Da'

There was a rush of high heels.

"Oops, I'm so tired, I'm almost late." A beautiful girl fell on the table eight, took off her high heels, and gasped and muttered to herself.

It should be the legendary Miss Dong.

"May I ask if you are Xiao Dong?" Lin He accosted him.

Xiao Dong glanced at him, then shook his hair, and said confidently: "That's right, Miss Ben is Dong Qingqing, who combines talent and beauty." Suddenly, another serious person said, "Who are you?" ”

"I'm new here, my name is Lin He, please take care of me in the future." Lin He said politely.

"Oh, if you don't know how to ask me in the future, sister cover you!" Xiao Dong straightened his chest, but it was only an A cup.

Lin He is quite happy, at least this Xiao Dong is a nervous, cute and amiable person, not as powerful as other clerk ladies.

'Ding Ding Ding'

"Hey, hello, what's the matter?" Lin He picked up the first call.

It took a long time for there to be movement on the other end of the line.

"Come to the office on the seventh floor and pick up a document."

"Okay."

Lin He took the elevator to the seventh floor.

There are not many people on the seventh floor, which also means that the higher the floor, the fewer people and the higher the position.

When will I be able to get here?

He familiarized himself with the environment and found the office.

"Hello, I'm here to pick up the papers." Lin He knocked on the door.

"Come in."

Lin He was frightened when he entered the door, and the person in front of him was Hou Ming, who had failed him in the interview and gave him the lowest score.

The two looked at each other.

Hou Ming didn't give a good face: "Hey, why are you?" ”

"Well, I'm here to pick up the papers." Lin He cut to the chase, and just wanted to quickly take the documents and leave.

"Documents, oh? I'll look for it. Hou Ming deliberately made a fuss, pretending to rummage over the table: "Don't stand still, help me sweep the floor, I accidentally spilled tea leaves on the ground in the morning." ”

Lin He looked helpless, obviously it was the job of the cleaning aunt, and she didn't want to cause trouble on the first day of work, so she took a broom and swept it up with a breath.

Wait until he's done sweeping.

"Here you go." Hou Ming deliberately threw it on the floor, sat on the swivel chair and crossed Erlang's legs, and said triumphantly: "I'm sorry." ”

Fuck you, uncle! Manly tofu, can bend and stretch, and give you good fruit to eat. No, it's time for you to eat stinky fruit!

Lin He held his breath, he clenched his left fist, picked up the document, and walked out of the office without looking back.

......................

Lunch time.

Lin He arrived at the company's canteen, because he hadn't gotten his work permit yet, so he couldn't eat with his card. However, Dong Qingqing, as a colleague next door, invited him to eat the cheapest set meal A.

For the first time, a girl invited him to dinner, Lin He was already very content.

The cafeteria aunt skillfully operated the spoon, spoonful after spoonful.

"Beauty, play more." Lin He praised the cafeteria aunt, his two eyes fluttering.

"Okay." The old aunt of the cafeteria blushed, and responded as a matter of course, the spoon in her hand increased, and she added a chicken leg to him.

A person who doesn't treat a cafeteria aunt as a beautiful woman is not a good eater.

A package A made him a deluxe package B.

"it." Dong Qingqing looked at the dishes on his plate, compared them with his own, and said quite dissatisfied: "Mom, did you give those two aunts ecstasy soup?" ”

"I feel sorry for it, maybe it's a matter of personal charm." Lin He proudly gnawed on the chicken leg, which is called a fragrant, free fragrance!

Half an hour later, the two returned to the office.

The colleagues around them didn't say hello to the two of them much.

Lin He is very angry, as the first handsome guy in the office! And the only man! He was disappointed that the women did not surround him like honey.

They sat down, first added a WeChat, and then the two started playing games.

Laid back and relaxed.

Lin He just wanted to be able to get paid while playing all the time, how nice it would be!

When he was YY, there was a sudden scolding from outside the door.

"Lin He, look at what you are doing?!?