Chapter 263: A Fool Becomes a Maniac
Chapter 263: A Fool Becomes a Maniac
Li Wenya glanced at Zhang Tianshui's son, and it really made her eyes shine at first. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info because what she saw was a big boy with clear eyebrows, and she didn't look like a fool at all. looks a little thin, and has a little weaker air on his body. Such a boy usually makes people want to say at first glance that this boy will look better if he becomes a girl.
Zhang Tianshui, then took his son to the door of the 'Tomato Hotel'. When Li Wenya saw Zhang Tianshui, she said politely: "Director Zhang is here." ”
Zhang Tianshui glanced at Li Wenya greedily and said with a smile: "This is my son, call me sister." ”
But the boy just glanced at Li Wenya with a straight eye, and just walked forward, ignoring Li Wenya at all.
This can make Li Wenya a little faceless, this may be the first time in her life that she is so unappreciated in front of a man.
"Boss Li, I'm sorry, my stupid son is like this, he never has a cold interest in beautiful women, except for the occasional call for his mother, he doesn't call anyone. Even my dad never called me. After Zhang Tianshui finished speaking, his face was a little ugly, obviously this matter also made him very helpless.
"It's okay, Tian Feng has already gotten a Chinese medicine, I'll call him, you guys wait in the hall for a while." After Li Wenya finished speaking, she walked past Zhang Tianshui and then went upstairs.
Zhang Tianshui looked at Li Wenya's back, and his expression was a little complicated for a while.
Soon Li Wenya came to Zhang Tianshui with Tian Feng again.
Tian Feng was holding a bottle of mineral water in his hand, looking like he was smiling.
"Boss Tian, listen to you, you have already obtained Yiji Chinese medicine, can you let me take a look, give my son a little to try first." Zhang Tianshui looked at Tian Feng, just holding a bottle of mineral water in his hand, and didn't take any Chinese medicine, he just felt a little puzzled, and wondered, could this Chinese medicine still be in a room upstairs.
"This is Chinese medicine." Tian Feng picked up the mineral water and shook it in front of Zhang Tianshui.
"Boss Tian, what are you talking about! Is this just a bottle of mineral water! How can it be said that it is traditional Chinese medicine! Zhang Tianshui took a closer look at the mineral water in Tian Feng's hand, it was very pure, without any impurities, how could this be traditional Chinese medicine.
You must know that in the eyes of ordinary people, traditional Chinese medicine is all maroon-red, just like some brown sugar water. The bottle of Chinese medicine in Ke Tianfeng's hand is obviously completely different from the traditional Chinese medicine in the impression of ordinary people.
"Director Zhang, this is not an ordinary bottle of mineral water, but a mineral water with the Wisdom Pill in it. As long as you give it to people with low IQ to drink, it will be effective in no time. However, don't drink too much at once. After all, this is medicine and not water. After the medicine is introduced into the human body, there will be a process of adaptation. It is a medicine that is three parts poisonous. When we take medicine, we don't also take a little at once. It's impossible to eat a lot at once. ”
Tian Feng saw that Zhang Tianshui didn't understand, so he explained again.
Zhang Tianshui listened to it, and he understood what was going on, he looked at Tian Feng and smiled: "You mean to say that your bottle of mineral water is similar to a bottle of glucose for injection!" ”
When Tian Feng heard this, he just smiled and said, "What you said is almost the same!" That's what it means. ”
"Okay, then give my son a sip and try it." After Zhang Tianshui finished speaking, he went to call his son. Now his stupid son is looking at a table of guests in a daze! It may be that the aroma of people eating attracts him.
Zhang Tianshui pulled his stupid son over, and then came to Tian Feng.
This stupid kid also looked at Tian Feng with a straight gaze, as if he didn't understand, who Tian Feng was, and what he wanted to say to him!
Tian Feng picked up the mineral water bottle, then unscrewed the lid, poured a small lid, and handed it to Zhang Tianshui's stupid son.
Zhang Tianshui's stupid son just looked at the lid full of mineral water, and then he just didn't want to drink it. I have to go to the place where the guests next to me eat to watch them eat.
When Zhang Tianshui saw it, he immediately pulled him over, and then coaxed him: "Xiao Yi, you drink this mineral water, and then I will let you eat." ”
Zhang Tianshui's son is called Zhang Xiaoyi. After listening to his father's words, he turned around again, then picked up the cap of the mineral water bottle in Tian Feng's hand and drank the mineral water inside.
I just finished drinking it, and it didn't have any effect, and I was still clamoring to eat the scrambled eggs with tomatoes on the customer's table!
Zhang Tianshui saw that his son had not changed, so he looked at Tian Feng and said with some worry: "What, isn't it useless, is my son still a stupid son!" ”
When Tian Feng heard this, he said: "Wait a minute, I'll make him a bowl of scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and see what happens after he eats it!" ”
After Tian Feng finished speaking, he went to the kitchen to stir-fry again.
Soon Tian Feng put a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes in front of Zhang Xiaoyi. Zhang Xiaoyi just sniffed it, and his saliva flowed out.
Zhang Tianshui was a little embarrassed on the side. And Li Wenya frowned even more, covering her mouth with her hand, looking a little disgusting.
But this stupid son just picked up chopsticks and ate a lot. Look at this child's birth is quite quiet. He doesn't look like a particularly edible person at all. But when I saw his eating appearance, I felt that this was a foodie!
Now Zhang Xiaoyi took the chopsticks and gobbled them up for a while, and soon wiped out a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes.
Then he looked at Tian Feng in a daze, and didn't say anything, but then looked at Zhang Tianshui again, and didn't say anything.
In the end, he fixed his eyes on Li Wenya's body, and he kept looking straight at it, as if he had seen a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes.
Li Wenya blushed a little now, thinking to herself, what's the matter with this stupid kid, when he came in just now, he was not interested in himself at all, how could he eat a little Chinese medicine, and after eating a bowl of scrambled eggs with tomatoes, it seemed that he was also interested in himself.
Zhang Tianshui looked at his son's expression, he was a little nervous at first. But now it seems that he has seen some aims, and there is a smile on his face.
Tian Feng still felt a little strange, thinking, could it be that this wisdom pill is useless, and it doesn't work for fools at all. That holy water Guanyin, could it be that he really deceived himself with a fake pill.
Just when everyone was feeling strange, something incredible happened.
I saw Zhang Xiaoxiang suddenly stand up from the dining table, and then walked in front of Li Wenya. looked demented, Li Wenya was a little nervous, and her pretty face also flew two clouds.
Li Wenya thought to herself at this time, what is the matter with this child, he was not interested in himself at all just now, why is he suddenly interested now. I really don't know what kind of Chinese medicine Tian Feng gave him, could it be a strong pill.
Just when Tian Feng, Zhang Tianshui and Li Wenya were all puzzled, this stupid boy suddenly looked at Li Wenya with a rare smile, he looked at Li Wenya with a smile and said: "Sister is so beautiful, her body is so fragrant, it must be delicious." ”
After speaking, this stupid boy actually rushed over directly, hugged Li Wenya in his arms, and opened his mouth to bite Li Wenya's face!
This action was very fast, after all, he was standing by Li Wenya's side, and it could be said that he was close at hand. His series of actions can't be reacted to by others at all. Even Tian Feng didn't react, after all, no one would have thought that such a thing would happen.
Fortunately, this Li Wenya also reacted quickly, she suddenly broke free from Zhang Xiaoyi's arms and ran to Tian Feng's side in embarrassment. After all, Zhang Xiaoyi is thin and weak, although he is a big boy, he is about the same size as Li Wenya, and he may have the same weight. Therefore, his strength may also be similar to Li Wenya. Otherwise, Li Wenya would probably be like a tiger now, and it would be difficult to escape.
Li Wenya escaped, and Zhang Xiaoyi chased after him again. I still want to 'eat' Li Wenya!
But when she arrived at Tian Feng's side, it was naturally much safer. When Zhang Xiaoyi came to Tian Feng's side, Tian Feng just stretched out his hand and blocked him.
"I want to eat this beautiful sister, I want to eat this beautiful sister." Zhang Xiaoyi actually said something shocking like a child.
When Tian Feng heard this, he couldn't cry or laugh, he pulled Zhang Xiaoyi and said: "Hey, you can see clearly, she is a person, not a dish, she can't eat it, and it's not delicious." ”
"I don't care, I'm going to eat her, I'm going to eat her." Zhang Xiaoyi didn't listen to Tian Feng's words, so he yelled again.
Tian Feng glanced back at Li Wenya, who was already frightened, and said, "See, this is called beautiful and delicious, you know!" Therefore, in the eyes of men, beauty is a plate of delicious food, and you must not be a beauty in your next life. ”
Li Wenya stroked the ends of her forehead with her hand and said, "Don't talk nonsense, quickly tie him up and send him to the insane asylum, he must be crazy." Your medicine, which is useless at all, has cured a fool into a madman. ”
At this time, seeing that Zhang Xiaoyi couldn't break free from Tian Feng's control, he actually looked back at Zhang Tianshui and said, "Dad, hurry up and come over to help, I want to eat her." ”
When Zhang Tianshui heard this, he was happy, and immediately came over and hugged his son and smiled: "He called me Dad, he called me Dad." The expression was quite excited, as if he had never had a son call him daddy.
Tian Feng and Li Wenya just looked at Zhang Tianshui with puzzled expressions, not understanding, his stupid son called him Dad, he would be happy like this.
"Boss Tian, your medicine is really useful! My son finally called me Daddy, and he had never called me before. Zhang Tianshui hugged his son with an excited look.
Tian Feng looked at Zhang Xiaoyi, who still wanted to eat Li Wenya, and he was also a little puzzled, could it be that this child's IQ had really improved! (To be continued.) )