Chapter 5: What's the use of thinking too much if you can't hold your breath

"Miss, you're so awesome!" Huanyue learned the trendy words that Duan Xingqin taught her, Duan Xingqin nodded when she heard it, and her son can be taught. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Huanyue, go find two leaves that are about the same size as a person, and if you can't find a banana leaf, then go and call Duan Xingshu over."

Huanyue looked at the smugness of her young lady's skills just now, and gave Duan Xingqin a coquettish smile: "Okay, but Miss, what did you give Fourth Miss to eat?" ”

"I just researched it, the effect of the medicine is to estrus against the pig, and the antidote is to kiss the pig~" Duan Xingqin was very satisfied with his pills, but no one experimented.

"......" suddenly wanted to escape from this place, and Huanyue stiffened his face.

After Huanyue left, Duan Xingqin sat on a chair and set up a shelf and waited for Miss Duan Er to visit.

Not long after, the footsteps came from far and near, accompanied by a somewhat delicate voice: "Eldest sister, what advice do you have for calling the second sister, I heard that you are a fool?" ”

Duan Xingqin raised her eyebrows, this Second Miss Duan is a thoughtful person, although she doesn't like her, she will still call her eldest sister, but I don't know if it will be her who poisoned her?

Duan Xingqin grabbed the moment when she was about to sit down, raised her eyebrows and said, "Where is the second sister, where do I dare to advise you, huh?" I didn't even ask you to sit down, why did you sit down? How did the second lady teach you, this is your upbringing? ”

Duan Xingshu paused for a moment, and then said awkwardly when he stood up and said, "They are all sisters, why be polite... Yes! "A woman sat down in a chair and fell on all fours.

Huanyue couldn't hold back her laughter, and then realized that this would hurt Miss, so she quickly knelt down: "Second Miss, the slave didn't mean it." ”

"Get up!" Leng Biaobiao's voice was so frightened that Huanyue got up, cold sweat, Duan Xingqin didn't mean to help Miss Luo, I saw her cover her mouth and said: "Oh, I'm really embarrassed, I said that you don't want to sit or not, my maid didn't mean to laugh, do you know?" How happy are you if you fall so funny and don't laugh, they are all their own sisters, and everyone has to share happy things~ Hahaha! ”

Huanyue looked at her young lady's cold face and suddenly showed three forced smiles, which really scared her young heart, Miss, although I mean to laugh, I won't take you to drag people like this.

Duan Xingshu finally couldn't help but jump up and scold: "Duan Xingqin, who do you think you are?" Give you a face, are you still shameless? Come on, tie up the eldest lady for me and throw it in the firewood room! ”

Tsk, I thought she was smart, but she was angry when she was stimulated, what if she had a thought, what was the use of thinking more if she couldn't hold her breath?

Seeing that the two maids came up and planned to arrest her, Duan Xingqin didn't feel a little nervous, she sat leisurely until they walked in front of her, she glanced at them coldly, and said in an irresistible tone: "Do you want to quit this job yourself or do you want me to ask someone to give each of you twenty boards to drive you out of the Prime Minister's Mansion?" ”

"What am I afraid of?" After Duan Xingshu finished calling, the two maidservants behind him stepped forward to pick up Duan Xingqin, but Duan Xingqin floated behind Miss Duan Er strangely and hooked her neck with one hand: "Don't move, otherwise my hand will shake ......"

Duan Xingshu didn't expect Duan Xingqin to come to this set at all, most of them were scared stupid, but think about it, how could she not know how timid Duan Xingqin was? I don't know where Duan Xingqin learned it, how long did she think she would be scared?

Duan Xingshu thought about it and immediately grabbed Duan Xingqin's wrist with his backhand and shouted at the servant: "What are you stunned about, what else can she do to you?" Hurry up! ”

"Hmm~" The sudden pain in her neck made her can't help but snort, and now she understood, Duan Xingqin is an idiot, even if she is sober, it is impossible to fully recover, she is going to die, Duan Xingshu burst into tears: "Let go, let go of me." ”

"Have you ever heard that it is not illegal for a fool to kill someone?" Duan Xingqin raised his head, his mouth contained blood stains, blowing Duan Xingshu's earlobe, and said ambiguously, "It tastes good~"

In fact, Duan Xingqin took the dentures that Hyundai brought over and had nothing to do, bit her neck fiercely, and then chewed the brown sugar sauce in her mouth.

"Mom, the eldest lady bites!!" The two maidservants looked at it and ran to the door, "Touch!" ”

Duan Xingqin hooked the chair next to him with one kick, and instantly kicked at the two maidservants, one of them fell down without a center of gravity, Duan Xingqin looked at them coldly and said coldly: "None of you want to leave today, wait for the good old lady to release people." ”

The Duan Xinghua at the door is stupid, where is this Duan Xingqin in the past, this is clearly a monster! Think about the medicine she took, and then think about the fact that her body didn't feel uncomfortable after taking the pills, maybe it was fake, if she was fooled like this......

Duan Xingqin hooked her finger at Duan Xinghua, who was holding a large pot at the door, and asked her to come over: "Huanyue, go and fold two big leaves." ”

Huanyue, who was messy in the wind, came back to her senses, Mom, Miss bit someone, and she ate all the blood, it's terrible, "Yes, it's Miss." ”

"Come, you guys come here" Duan Xingqin sat on the chair in a domineering posture like an eldest sister's head, lazily stretched out her slender finger and pointed at the two maidservants and the two frightened Duan family misses, and then asked people to bring the basin with ice into the table in the boudoir, and then pointed to the two "sisters" and nodded and asked them to sit down, Duan Xinghua sat down unceremoniously, and Duan Xingshu sat down cautiously, why? You know.

Duan Xingqin asked the two maids to pick up the big leaves and fan the ice cubes and then fan the wind in their direction, blowing through the cold of the ice, and they were so happy, the two stupid "sisters" also enjoyed it, completely forgetting the girl with a black belly.

At this time, Huanyue had already returned with two leaves, and when she saw everything in front of her, Huanyue shouted excitedly: "Miss, Wow, Miss Sai, you are so smart, so that Miss will not be hot!" ”

Huanyue excitedly clapped her hands with the big leaves, Duan Xingqin hooked the corners of her mouth slightly, raised her eyebrows and pointed to the two maidservants who scattered the big leaves, and asked the two "sisters" next to her who closed their eyes and enjoyed themselves: "Have you learned?" ”

Duan Xinghua looked at Duan Xingqin with a puzzled expression, and Duan Xingshu frowned slightly as if he sensed that something was wrong, and when Duan Xingshu reacted and was about to get up and leave, Duan Xingqin saw the other party's movements and said unhurriedly: "Give two leaves to the second and fourth misses, you sit down and let them fan." ”

The two who were enjoying it were stunned, Duan Xingshu's eyes sank, and Wang Ba knew that he was not at ease, and in the face of Duan Xingqin's pills and monsters, they would bite people, and the two of them were annoyed and reluctant to fan.

Duan Xingqin glanced at them lightly. Hum. Now is the beginning.