Originally, I wanted him to help me save the little bird You Liuhua and the landlord sister, I, as a milk who can resurrect people, used to protect myself first when I was in trouble, and now that there is Qi Mu Nanxiong as a bodyguard to save them, the matter can be put on the agenda - I originally thought so, but since he was pretending to be stupid in front of me, it means that he definitely doesn't want me to know that he has superpowers, so it seems that the matter of rescuing the little bird You Liuhua and the landlord girl has to find another way. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Well?

Wait a minute?

Pretending to be stupid?

Since he is pretending to be stupid in front of me, then I can just take advantage of this and let him and me, two "ordinary people", form a survival duo who will escape in the last days! Then I can justifiably run around with him in the name of survival!

And even if he encounters danger at that time, he will definitely not stand idly by, maybe he will help me solve problems in a very hidden way, just like those superpowers who are hidden behind the scenes in the movie, saving his unsuspecting ordinary teammates from fire and water!

Then I just need to arrange the route, and it is very coincidental that I just "bump into" the little bird You Liuhua and the landlord girl, can't I realize my plan to save them!

Okay, that's it!

Then the first thing is to gain the trust of Saiki Kusuo, and then guide him to save people with me!

So I also deliberately pretended to be stupid:

"Huh? You want me to look in the mirror? Why? Don't... Do you think I mean it when I ask you if I have a turtle on my face? Kidding! Kidding! I'm all high school students, how can anyone still draw a turtle on my face! I was just joking with you just now, but I didn't expect Qi Mu-san to be such a serious person. ”

Good!

Saiki Kusuo was stunned!

He certainly didn't expect me to laugh at him in such a time of crisis!

My perfect performance just now must have played the image of a fool to the fullest!

This was evident from his expressionless face.

Since it is necessary to gain the trust of Saiki Kusuo, then no one has an advantage over a fool without any scheming, after all, few people will worry about the disadvantage of a simple fool.

After being stunned, Qi Mu Nanxiong stared at me silently, still with the same expressionless dead face.

I sneered in my heart, this guy is not bad, he plays his unsociable role as a withdrawn high school student.

But what he didn't know was that it was he who showed such a passive personality and was more likely to be seized by me!

In other words, if I formed a survival duo with him, I would definitely dominate the team! When the time comes, I can go wherever I want! With such a super-powered follower, I'm not afraid even if people all over the world become zombies!

It's a little exciting to think about.

[The following is the perspective of Kusuo Saiki]

For the ordinary high school student who is not good at communication that I am playing now, it is the most appropriate way to respond to the stupid attacks of the immortal bird classmates with silence.

Still, didn't he feel that he was acting too contrived? There was still a close friend who had been kicked in the head by him lying on the ground, and the environment of the scene and his attitude of not being nervous at all and joking with me were really a bit out of place.

Baba bab baba blah

No matter what his acting skills are, I don't care much about me, I just need to play my role well, let him think that I am an ordinary person who has no ability to protect myself, and gain his trust, so that when I am in danger, he will definitely reveal his superpowers and lend me a hand.

Then when he exposes his superpowers, it won't seem abrupt for me to ask him to send me home.

"Saiki-san!"

He suddenly shouted and shouted, and his originally loveless face instantly turned into a panicked expression:

"Did you hear what the Dean said just now?! You must have heard that! Now there seems to be a zombie crisis out there! Oh, my God! What about us! Look outside, there are monsters screaming and biting everywhere! What to do, us! Are we going to end up being bitten to death by those monsters and then become our own kind?! It's horrible! Saiki-san! What should we do? ”

Gee

Did you finally realize how clumsy your previous performance was? But it's too late to put on a frightened face.

Standing still in such an apocalyptic situation is not a normal reaction. Even though I had some doubts about your identity before I came out of the cubicle, I have already confirmed that you are the legendary superhero immortal bird based on your lame acting skills.

But now the problem was thrown at me by him.

After all, I don't have to look in the mirror, I know that my expression must be the same as his previous glance, and it doesn't matter.

If I could have used my presence in the cubicle so I didn't know what was going on outside, now he has pointed out the danger of the situation without showing the same horrified expression as he does now... I'm afraid he'll suspect my identity.

So... What can I do to show my horror in the image of an ordinary high school student who is not a good communicator?

It's a bit difficult.

But this level of challenge alone is not too much for me.

[The following is the perspective of the husband.] 】

"Qi... Saiki-san... What happened to you? ”

I looked at Kusuo Saiki, who suddenly crouched down and buried his face in his crotch, and I couldn't help but feel the black lines on my head.

Hey, hey!

You're overdressing!

You're a superpower!

Even if you're just playing an ordinary high school student who doesn't like to talk, you won't bury your head in your crotch like an ostrich, right?

The festival fell to the ground, hey!

Normal people should know that the situation is extremely critical and there is no room for delay. Although there are no zombies coming to the bathroom, it doesn't mean that zombies won't be found all the time. And even if there are really no zombies coming, as a normal person, you can't stay here forever.

After all, ordinary people are different from me, they can't last a few days without eating, and when the time comes, if there are no zombies to bite us to death, we will be starved to death.

Therefore, shouldn't the normal development model be panicked and feared first, and then discuss countermeasures together to tide over the difficulties?

You just bury your head in the crotch... Is it a sign that you don't want to face reality?

Give me enough time!

Even pretending to be an ordinary person is too contrived, right?! It's better to show your fear like I did, and then calm down and discuss a solution to the dilemma in front of you!

Sure enough, it's a super superpower, and he doesn't understand how ordinary humans should react at such a time.

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I sighed inwardly.

It seems that it is better to let Uncle Ben teach you what acting is. (To be continued.) )