3, the people in this world are too naughty, they always change the script indiscriminately, and they really can't do anything about them.
"Yo~Roar~~~"
Sent down from Huashan, Mingkong was like a wild dog on the loose, running wantonly, almost rolling on the ground. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Yue Lingshan and the three others, Lao Denuo and Ling Hu Chong, were sent down from Huashan, and they were divided into two ways. According to the original plan, it should be Linghu Chong who went all the way alone, and Lau Denuo and Yue Lingshan pretended to be father and daughter to go the other way. But because there is an additional relationship between the clear and the sky, the branch has to be changed.
And then......
"Why am I still alone?"
Ling Hu Chong led a horse alone, with two wine jugs pinned to his waist, and looked at the three of them with a resentful expression.
Mingkong was wearing men's clothes, with a wine jug pinned to his waist like Linghu Chong, riding an old horse, and a pretending sword pinned to his waist, and smiled proudly: "A turbid boy like me, walking with you, is really cheap." ”
Linghu was angry, but after glancing at Mingkong's men's clothing image, he wanted to complain, but he really couldn't find a place to complain.
"Break~"
Mingkong rode the old horse, waved his hand in a chic manner, took out the small wine pot on his waist, took a sip of wine, clamped the horse's belly between his legs, and left the horse.
In the sixteen years since he came to this world, Mingkong has basically never left the Huashan Realm, and since he was confirmed that he was unable to cultivate internal strength, his life range was basically limited to the Siguo Cliff. However, if he hadn't lived on the Siguo Cliff for so long, it was estimated that Mingkong would not have been able to meet the old man Feng Qingyang, and if he hadn't met the old man Feng Qingyang, he wouldn't have been able to learn the very awesome Dugu Nine Swords......
Therefore, Mingkong doesn't have much resistance to thinking about the cliff, but if he can come out to have fun once, Mingkong is of course very happy.
What kind of Fuwei dart game, Qingcheng faction and the like, Mingkong didn't pay attention to it at all, anyway, looking at Lao Yue's meaning, he just observed it, if he could do something, he would do it, and if he couldn't do it, forget it. Otherwise, they wouldn't have sent only Ling Hu Chong and Lao Denuo, not to mention releasing Yue Lingshan and Yue Mingkong......
If he really wants to do something big, Lao Yue's brain is not in the water, how can he send his daughter out? Or are there two of them?
Oh, Yue Mingkong was not sent by Lao Yue, it was asked by Mingkong himself, but Lao Yue didn't stop it! Therefore, an old fritter like Mingkong, who has lived for at least 16×2 years, knew which piece of soap he was going to pick up as soon as he bent over, and he had already judged Lao Yue's thoughts, and completely regarded this time as a simple play.
Although he has been in this world for sixteen years, Mingkong has never been out of Shaanxi Province, but this does not prevent Mingkong from learning from other brothers and sisters where there is fun, where there is good food, and where there is good drink. What's more, Hengshan sent Liu Zhengfeng and Liu Sanye to wash their hands and retire to the rivers and lakes, basically all the people in the rivers and lakes will gather there, for the 100,000 people who want to see the lively Mingkong, Hengshan City at this time is simply a big stage crowded with grass platforms from all over the rivers and lakes, just waiting for his master to patronize.
All the way south, Lao Yue didn't know which tendon was wrong, he had always been a little childish, and he didn't deduct the entanglement of the clear sky. Not to mention that the waist is full of money, but at least Xiaofu Ankang, Mingkong eats the best food and drinks the best wine along the way, and even the old horse under the crotch is fat because he has run all the way with Mingkong, and the whole horse seems to be ten years younger.
If this hadn't been cut, it would have been raised until now, and the effect of soaking in wine would not be inferior to that of tiger whip deer antlers, right?
And whenever Mingkong thought like this, the old horse would tremble, and then tighten his legs, and his two copper-bell-sized eyes stared at Mingkong vigilantly. If the horse is female, and the woman says......
Then her eyes must be full of the word 'scum'.
However, the world is generally normal, and there are no strange things such as 'motherhood' and 'animal anthropomorphism' (Fack!). Lao Tzu was motherized! A certain Mingkong opened his teeth and danced his claws), so although Mingkong and Lao Ma had their own ghosts, in general, they got along quite happily.
On this day, Mingkong looked at Hengshan from afar, shook the empty wine gourd in his hand, and slapped the old horse's buttocks, the old horse was ashamed and indignant, and ran straight towards the front of the road, looking like he was looking for a big tree and Mingkong to die together.
"Whew......"
The sound of the silver needle breaking through the air was much more piercing than the sound of the old horse slamming his head towards the big tree, and it was already heard by Mingkong when it was still seven or eight meters away from Mingkong.
"Old horse, old horse, it's all you running around......"
Mingkong sighed, reached out and grabbed the sword on his waist that looked beautiful and gorgeous, but the people in the rivers and lakes could see at a glance that it was an ornament, and seemed to stab indiscriminately in the direction where the silver needle was flying.
"Ding!"
Probably the blind cat ran into a dead mouse, the tip of the sword and the tip of the silver needle collided together, although the sword is an embroidered pillow, but the silver needle is obviously not a murderous weapon, so the two half-hung weapons kissed in the air, Mingkong's wrist shook, the tip of the sword reluctantly let go of the silver needle, and then the silver needle fell to the ground.
"Phew! What a monster! Dare to sneak attack this son, do you dare to agree if I call you? ”
Blocking the first flying needle, Mingkong pulled the reins of the horse, the old horse stood upright, Mingkong looked at the direction where the silver needle flew from, and learned the tone of Sun Dasheng and Jinjiao Dameng, and howled arrogantly.
The people who sneaked up in the woods were probably frightened by Mingkong's sudden dry howl, of course, more reason, it should be that he has never seen such an interesting opening sentence when he is so big, so he can't react for a while.
After Mingkong finished howling, he saw that there was no movement in the woods, and the newborn calf was not afraid of tigers, so he jumped off the back of the old horse, and walked towards the woods with the broken sword.
"Sect Master......
In the woods, an old man, holding a twelve- or thirteen-year-old Lori, arched his hands, respectfully asking a royal sister who looked to be in her early twenties.
The royal sister didn't speak, because although Mingkong's two little short legs didn't know anything light, they couldn't stand her upside down, so she trotted out, and at this time she had already run into the woods, and saw the old man and the little Lori and the royal sister.
"Phew! You bald ass! In broad daylight, Lang Lang Qiankun! Dare to rob the people's daughter! I don't even let go of the children! ”
I didn't see the picture of the old man saluting the royal sister respectfully.,As soon as Mingkong came in, he saw an old man and a Lori and a royal sister sneakily hiding in the woods.,Of course, the beautiful royal sister and the cute Lori won't be sneaky people.,So the sneaky person must only be the old man who is very obscene at first glance.。 Mingkong suddenly sank his waist immediately, and a mouthful of dantian qi was lifted from his lower abdomen, and he opened his mouth to drink.
The three people on the opposite side were embarrassed......
Seeing that the three people on the other side didn't react, Ming Kong thought that they were fascinated by their handsome appearance, so he pulled his hair in a coquettish manner, and shouted at the old man: "When you see Young Master Ben, don't you quickly show your original form?!" No, don't hurry up and get caught! Thinking that you are old and weak, this young master will definitely spare your life......"
“……”
Probably because the lethality of the sentence 'there is no strength in the heart' is too great, the old man trembled angrily, raised his finger to the clear sky, trembled for a long time, and didn't say a word......