'Bang Bang Bang Bang'

The sound of water in the bathroom came out. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Lin He turned on the TV and turned it up as loud as possible, so as not to think crankily, but unfortunately his right brain did not listen to reason. How do you wash a monster bath? Do you use shower gel or shampoo? When washing, will it change back to its original shape? The more I think about it, the stranger it becomes, and I still don't want to wave my hand...

Ten minutes later, Ou Xiaomeng came out of the bathroom, her cheeks were red and pink, she wiped her hair with a towel, and said comfortably: "It's so comfortable!" It's much warmer than the waterfall in the mountains. ”

Lin He thought about it, this monster girl takes a bath very quickly, I heard that other girls take a bath for at least half an hour, and they only hear about it...... However, I'm only afraid of the temptation of wetting, Uncle Ben can't stand this dry firewood. Men, more or less, will do their own yy.

However, the fantasy is very full, the reality is very skinny, and I have the same skinny feeling as anorexia.

Lin He turned around and glanced at Ou Xiaomeng, who was wearing a set of red and blue floral long-sleeved pajamas, which was covered tightly with her grandmother's taste, and she was inevitably a little disappointed.

"You sit on the couch and watch TV." Lin He took a pack of long-cherished beef jerky and put it on the coffee table: "Today there are only fennel-flavored and five-spiced ones, and I will go to the supermarket tomorrow to buy them for you." ”

"Uh-huh." Ou Xiaomeng sat on a couch with her feet in Zen, tore open the package, pulled out a thick piece of beef jerky, stretched out her cat tongue and licked it, delicious~~~ She held this bag of fennel-flavored beef jerky, and gradually nested on the sofa, and the cat's nature was released.

As soon as the bathroom light is on.

Lin He went in to take a bath, and the clothes he took off habitually threw on the washing machine, and after a busy day, only at home was the most comfortable, as a bathroom singer, he would often "Bath Song" to bathe in the spirit.

In the living room, the TV is playing a Mary Sue romance movie, the female protagonist Cinderella, the male protagonist Prince Charming, unexpected encounters, accidental papapa, unexpected abortions, accidental car accidents, unexpected children are not his, and unexpectedly compete for family property.

Ou Xiaomeng watched it for a few minutes, her eyes narrowed, a little interesting......

By the time Lin He finished taking a bath, it was already about one o'clock in the morning.

It's not early, but I still have to talk to Ou Xiaomeng about why I was unlucky.

Lin He wore a white vest and Hawaiian five-point pants, and sat slowly on another small sofa, and it was difficult to speak: "Well, classmate Xiaomeng, can I ask you a few questions?" ”

Ou Xiaomeng ate a beef jerky and smiled contentedly: "What do you want to ask?" ”

"Why save me?" Lin He is very puzzled, can't this series of unlucky things be a monster who is bored and panicked, and he is playing, right?

Ou Xiaomeng sat up solemnly: "Grandma said that I grew up and wanted to go out to beg for a living." After descending the mountain, meet the first person who shouts for help, and be sure to do everything you can to save him. Then, follow him, so that you will not have to worry about eating and drinking Lazar. If the robbers have guns in their hands, it will be a different matter. Didn't you just walk down the mountain and meet you shouting for help? As soon as she talked about her grandmother, her expression was very serious, and she was educated a lot since she was a child, forming a conditioned reflex.

"Okay." Lin He was speechless and wiped his sweat with his hands.

"That's right, before I went out, grandma assigned me and you a task, and you have to help me complete it together." Ou Xiaomeng's expression was not a little serious, but very serious, and even put the beef jerky aside.

Suddenly, a hormone appeared in the air, a bewildering hormone, and the effect of confusion was multiplied by two thousand times.

"What task?" Lin He was confused when he heard it, you are a little monster, and you are still on a mission? I can't save the planet....

Ou Xiaomeng pointed to the TV, and the picture of the TV was frozen on a gorgeous toilet: "I want to be that!" ”

Toilet?

A shiny toilet?

When a bright toilet?

"You're going to turn it into a toilet?" Lin He stared at the toilet on the TV screen, the camera time was a bit long, and he suspected that it was a tough advertising placement. He said a little incredulously: "Youkai, isn't it going to transform?" It's good if you don't change one. I don't know how to cultivate the truth, why are you looking for me......"

A few seconds passed.

Ou Xiaomeng shook her head, and pointed to the TV again, now it is a confession of the male protagonist to the female protagonist again, the pixels are so good that even the pores of the male protagonist can be seen, and the TV picture is fixed on the male protagonist's face: "I want to be him!" ”

Man?

Handsome man?

Be a handsome man?

"Transgender? I can't help you, but I can help you buy a plane ticket to Thailand. Lin He turned on the mobile phone that had just been charged a little bit and was ready to help her book a special air ticket, thinking that the cute girl really couldn't think of it, a good beauty was inappropriate, in order to determine the itinerary, he asked: "What time do you want to go?" ”

"......." Ou Xiaomeng sighed, she couldn't bear it: "You come over a little." ”

Lin He leaned over his face, his old face turned red, he didn't want to kiss me, right? Isn't this progress too fast, no way, the overlord is the bow or something, in fact, I like it a lot.

'Smack'

There was a crunch.

Lin He slapped him inexplicably, covering his right cheek, so he said with a crying voice: "That's not the case? How's that going? ”

"I'm going to be the heroine! Female number one! Ou Xiaomeng pointed to the heroine on TV, and finally the picture was fixed on the heroine's chest, giving a picture with a strong gender........

"Oh." Lin He sighed, and after a while, he came up again: "You said you want to be a star?" ”

Ou Xiaomeng blinked her eyes, nodded, and said in a very firm tone: "Well, otherwise, grandma won't let me go home." ”

Kindness?

Kindness?

Well, you big-headed ghost!

Star, my grandma still wants to be it! Back then, her old man was just about to go to the Avenue of Stars audition, but she twisted her waist before she even entered the door and was sent to the hospital for two days!

"If you want to be a star, how can I help you? I'm not a director, I'm not a screenwriter, I'm not an actor, and I'm not a big deal. Lin He didn't know how to help him at all, he was so anxious in his heart that he almost cried, this monster seems to be going to live here for a long time, and the dove occupies the magpie's nest. There are so many people who want to be on top these days, how can we play with ordinary people? Although you are beautiful, you can't think of a play? He discussed again: "Isn't it okay to be a female corpse or a female maid?" ”

"No! Grandma said that you want to be my agent, I have to play the female number one! Ou Xiaomeng is very firm, as firm as the Dinghai God Needle.

Ou Xiaomeng's grandmother is a famous fortune teller in the demon world, her grandmother calculated that she would meet a person who shouted for help when she went out, that person was very compatible with her, and would help her soar, so let her hold her thighs. The reason for making her a star is very simple, it's all because the grandson of the weasel family next door made a cameo role as a traitor in the TV series, and it took more than a dozen episodes to die. The fortune teller diva was very dissatisfied, and made a bet with the weasel family that within two years, her granddaughter would definitely be the number one woman. After that, she went down the mountain as she was ordered.

Tick-tock, Big Ben on the wall shook a few times......

Lin He was silent for a while, scratched his head, I still want to be your agent--, a little rushed: "Is it so tiring to be a monster?" ”

Ou Xiaomeng chirped and thought for a while: "I'm not tired, I heard grandma say that when I become a star, I have delicious food and drink every day, and there are people who confess at every turn, and I am excited to think about it~~~"

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