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The two of them looked intently at the urine, and immediately took a breath of cold air.

I saw that the urine was like every morning in the past, and the **** in the big winter was on the upper body, revealing the dark and firm shuttlecock meat. But his healthy skin was covered with small thorns, densely packed, at least hundreds, and everyone felt pain for him.

Hua Liu and Huang Xu just got up from the hot quilt, their heads were covered, and they screamed at the same time.

Hua Liu: "Pee, what the hell are you doing in the morning, you give yourself acupuncture, and you have inserted so much, at least for a big week, I see that you are so healthy that you are crazy." ”

Pee reached out and pulled a small thorn from his face, approached Hua Liu, and shouted angrily: "Is this acupuncture, it's so thick and long, you can insert one and try it!" My cactus, my cactus who has been replaced, who is fixing me, stand up for me! ”

Hearing the words, Huang Xu and Hua Liu found that in the corner of the living room, the pot of weak and dying town treasures placed on the desktop computer desk had been replaced by a bunch of new cacti that were one meter high and about two feet wide.

Almost the entire computer desk was covered by it, revealing only a small half of the display.

I saw that this pile of cacti had about thirty fat fleshy palms, as green as jade, and they were dripping green in the early morning light. However, on each palm grew black, cold-lit spikes up to two centimeters long.

After I get up every morning, I usually do hundreds of push-ups and sit-ups in my room. Stretching his muscles, he ran to the computer and sat down, killed LOL for half an hour, and waited until he was cool down, then he went to brush his teeth and take a shower.

Today he was no exception, but as soon as he continued to do it, he felt like a thousand needles were pierced in his body, and he screamed in pain and jumped away.

"Ah, this, this, this ......" Huang Xu seemed to be caught in a nightmare, and opened his mouth wide and couldn't speak.

Hua Liu was also taken aback: "When did there be such a pot of cacti in this house, and what about the previous pot?" ”

Pee was so angry that his eyes were red, and he stared at Hua Liu viciously: "Liu Hua, you turtle son, you must have secretly changed my cactus yesterday, and you want to fix Lao Tzu!" ”

Hua Liu waved his hand again and again: "Second, second, listen to me." What kind of person is I, Liuhua, even if I am a whole person, it is impossible to fix my own brothers. Ouch, don't do it, don't do it...... Am I a fairy, how can I secretly move home with such a big bunch of cacti from the boss and you, and I'm not afraid of being stung? ”

Hearing the word "immortal" in his mouth, Huang Xu sobered up, his heart moved, and he hurriedly came to the pile of cacti to check. This saw it, my heart was shocked, and it was an incomparable surprise: yes, that's right, this is the pot of cactus raised by the second child. Damn, that wisp of mountain and river vitality really worked, and the effect was still like this. In the past, the second potted succulent plant was the size of a palm, but now it is this size, which is equivalent to raising it for decades...... Haha, that's right. If I grow green agricultural products in the dimensional space, I only need to sprinkle this vitality and it will only take one night to harvest a great harvest...... Haha, get rich, get rich!

Huang Xu: "Don't do it first, the second child, you are wrong to blame the third child, this is the treasure of our town." ”

Pee: "Boss, don't think about maintaining the third child in everything." Are you a fool to me, how big is my pot of cactus, how can it grow like this overnight? ”

"No, no, no, you listen to me." Huang Xu pointed to the root of the cactus and said, "Second brother, look, isn't this your pot of cactus?" ”

Looking at his fingers, pee and willow screamed at the same time.

Because the cactus raised by the urine is not big, the flower pot is naturally small, and it can be placed in the palm of the hand on weekdays to appreciate, for this flower pot, everyone is very familiar with it. At this moment, the small flower pot has been broken by the white roots of the cactus, and it is wrapped in it.

The roots of the cactus are so long and so long that some of them have spread to the computer desk, sealing the drawers.

Because of this, Huang Xu was sure that this flourishing cactus was the one raised by urine.

"How can this be, just one night!" Not only did he urinate, but even Hua Liu screamed in surprise.

Huang Xuzheng said: "The second and third, could it be that the cactus has mutated due to the radiation of the computer?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes, for sure." Pee nodded repeatedly, he is a sports student, and he has always believed in the civil science: "After the leakage of the Cherrobyl nuclear power plant, when scientists visited there ten years later, they found that the insects and earthworms there had mutated, and they were ten times larger than ordinary insects. No, no, no, at least three or five times. It is estimated that this is also the case with our cactus...... Silk! ”

He took a sharp breath of cold air and looked around: "Boss, you say, is my computer unsafe and the radiation exceeds the standard, do you want to check your body?" ”

Hua Liu suddenly cheered loudly: "Big news, big news!" Boss, second, this is big news. I think we should immediately contact TV stations, newspapers, and websites to get reporters to come and do interviews? ”

Dimensional space is the biggest secret in Huang Xu's heart, and when he heard Hua Liu's words, he was startled: "Don't want to, if you recruit reporters, aren't you afraid of trouble?" Besides, even if you make a big news, you don't have the money to get it. ”

"It doesn't matter if you don't have money, the key is that you can see beautiful women." Hua Liu let out a rippling laugh: "What do you think, when I heard this, those beautiful reporters came to interview the parties involved, and they came and went, so let's not get acquainted with them." As long as you are familiar with your face, you may be able to soak one and get out of the ranks of single dogs. ”

Huang Xu spat on him: "What do you think, I already have a coincidence, even if it is a heavenly immortal in front of me, I will turn a blind eye." Also, are there beautiful women on the TV station, are there beautiful women? Let's help the second child pull out the thorns on his body first, insert it like this, how will I go to work later? ”

"Yes, the TV station in City C is also fucked, the basin has been a place for beautiful women since ancient times, but they try their best to pick some crooked melons and cracked dates." Hua Liu was a little disappointed.

Indeed, there are a total of seven channels on City C TV Station, what is the economic television, the voice of the city, the IP channel, and the new life of the city...... But the female announcers and female reporters inside are ordinary and ordinary, plus they are exposed to the sun and rain outside every day, and they are so dark that they have no eyes to see at all.

"It hurts, it hurts, tap!" Huang Xu pulled out more than a dozen spikes in one go, and his muscles trembled in pain: "Boss, be careful when you pull out these few spikes on my face, don't get blood." Otherwise, if my goddess Lin Nina is seen, what will she think of me? ”

"Pull it down, in Lin Nina's mind, you are a passerby, even if your face is covered in blood, people won't take a second look." Hua Liu raised the bar with him: "If you want to change the image of your passer-by, unless you learn from the boss hero to save the beauty." Of course, it's not enough for a hero to save beauty, you have to take off your pants in order to impress people...... Ahh ”

"By the way, boss, you saved Lin Nina's life, she didn't promise herself, right? Also, Mr. Lin is now promoted, and he doesn't care about you, so he transferred you to be a manager or something? Hua Liu continued.

"What do you promise by example, if you talk nonsense, I'm welcome."

"Don't, don't."

Huang Xu: "Lin Nina has been promoted, but what does it have to do with me?" I advise you not to look for any TV stations or newspapers. You call someone and say that this thing has grown so big overnight, and there is no evidence, who will believe it? Let's go, wash your face and brush your teeth, let's go out for breakfast. ”

"That's the truth, even if you say it, people don't believe it." Hua Liu was a little disappointed, he pointed to the pile of cacti on the computer desk and asked: "Boss, this thing seems to be useless, radiation is prevented, but it is too ugly and a big bush, not to mention that it is placed here to hinder the eyes, and it will sting people if you are not careful." ”

The thorns on the pee were finally pulled out, and he said, "It's too ugly, I can't play with the computer at all, so let's move out and throw it away." ”

Huang Xu's heart moved: "Don't be busy, let it go first, and wait until you get home from work in the evening." "It's unbelievable, this pot of cactus grows like this in just one night, will there be other changes in the future?

Let's observe, let's see.

In addition, it seems that the vitality of the mountains and rivers is wonderfully tight, and the integration into the medicine can greatly improve the efficacy of the medicine. Acting on plants, it can make them grow wildly in a short period of time, and I don't know what magical effects are waiting for me to discover in the dimensional space.

"I'm interested, I'm interested!"

In the morning, Huang Xu called Gao Qiaoqiao again. Gao Qiaoqiao took it, but his tone was a little cold, he was still angry about yesterday's events, and said a few words, just work right, and then contact.

Strange to say, Huang Xu did not feel depressed and troubled. He was still immersed in the newfound joy, and after finishing the work at hand, he began to search on the computer to see what to plant and raise in the space.

After searching all morning, Huang Xu was dazzled, and Huang Xu hadn't made up his mind yet. In the end, I simply didn't think about it, anyway, no matter what was planted in it, it was green organic food, and so on the weekend, I would go and get some seeds back, try it!

After getting off work in the evening and returning home, Huang Xu sat at the computer desk and observed for a long time, and found that the pot of cacti had finally stopped growing. Otherwise, let it grow endlessly at the same rate as last night, and everyone's living space will be squeezed, not to mention, the landlord will not do it!

However, it is not entirely without changes. On the second day, dozens of small flowers bloomed on the cactus. By the third day, it had borne a lot of fruit. I tasted it, and it tasted good, astringent with sweet, sweet with sour. The point is that the aroma of that fruit is so strong that it makes people's appetite fingers move and it is simply irresistible.

The three people in the house are all bitter little white-collar workers, and it is not easy to live in C City, and fruits have not been touched for a long time. ate it slippery, and ate these dozens of immortal fruits in an instant.

After eating, the urine and the willows made a sound in their mouths, looking useful, and they all said that there is really no one else in this fruit, and they have never eaten such a delicious fruit, and the legendary ginseng fruit is nothing more than that, right?

Huang Xuxin said: Just kidding, these fruits are fused with the vitality of the mountains and rivers of the dimensional space, and they are great supplements, can they not be delicious?

After being plucked, the essence of the cactus seemed to have been extracted, and it remained unchanged for the next few days. Dust gradually accumulated on the green and jade-like palms.

Huang Xu didn't have anything to do for the next week, anyway, he just made a few phone calls to Gao Qiaoqiao every day. Gao Qiaoqiao was still angry at the beginning, either he didn't answer, even if he did, he couldn't say a few words and said that he was busy with work and hung up.

Later, under Huang Xuqi's perseverance, Gao Qiaoqiao's tone finally got better, and the two began to talk and laugh on the phone.

On Saturday, the company sent Huang Xu out for a day.

By Sunday, Huang Xu had gotten out of bed and drove to a market in a small town outside the city to buy some vegetable seeds.

Huang Xu has three dreams in his life, the biggest one is to buy a big house of more than 100 square meters in City C, marry Gao Qiaoqiao and enter the door. The second dream is to buy a car, swim in the river and see the scenery.

He now has 150,000 yuan in hand, which seems like a lot, but it is not enough to buy a house even for a down payment. It's still okay to buy a car, but after buying it, you don't have any money. It's better to rent a car to have a good time, the so-called build is better than buy, buy is better than rent!

There is a car dealership not far from the company, Huang Xu went in for a long time, and found that even the CR-V costs more than 10,000 yuan a month, so he was really distressed, so he asked if there was the cheapest.

After picking for a long time, I finally picked a fifteen-year-old Jinbei bread.

The car has been rotten out of style, with yellow embroidery all over, the fenders are all rotten, and you can see the tires with the worn pattern. As soon as I ran, black smoke billowed from my buttocks, and the sound of the motor was also panting, which made people worry that they would lie down in the next moment.

However, it can't be cheap, eighty yuan a day, which is within the range that Huang Xu can afford.

Driving this car, stepping on the accelerator to the bottom, reaching the limit of speed, reaching an astonishing forty yards per hour, and seeing the scenery moving back from the window is a bit of driving fun.

It's already November, because it's winter, and there's nothing to grow but wheat, Chinese cabbage, greens, and turnips.

These things are worthless, and even if the vegetables are delicious, they are a waste of land.