"Malegobi, hurry up and take out the valuable things, believe it or not, I'll stab you twice?" Robber No. 1 is a little angry, where is the second fool? Isn't it too kind to be so rambling to dig out something? If it goes on like this, it won't work, you can't keep your job, you must behave more fiercely. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Believe it or not, you stabbed me twice. No, no, no, I'll stab you twice. "Robber Two is like a humanoid repeater, and he has to read it along with whatever he says.

One sings and one harmonizes, and the two of them are added together to form a bear and a bear two combinations.

The moon is dark and the wind is high, although he can see his fingers when he reaches out, but he can't see his toes, which makes Lin He frightened, today he really has his grandmother's decline at home, failed the interview, took the car and passed the station, and met robbers, thinking about it is angry.

"Me!" Lin He was a little angry, and said the word "I", and the apple peel on the back of the knife was also stuck to his neck, and the hero didn't eat the loss in front of him, and confessed: "I said two big brothers, don't you just ask for a fortune when you go out?" I give, I give. ”

The two robbers were very patient, and when he took out the hundred yuan hidden in his socks, Robber No. 1 didn't believe that a man in a straight suit would only go out with this money: "If you dig it again, there must be it, don't force us to be rough, we are good citizens." ”

"Uh-huh, I'll look for it again." Lin He glanced at his eyes, his face was pleasant again, and he secretly said in his heart: **** Grandma's good people, if you are a good citizen, I may already hold the Nobel ******.

Picking and searching, sure enough, there are still seventy-eight yuan and six cents, and I can buy a decent bottle of calcium tablets.......

For this harvest, Robber No. 2, who is obsessed with buying calcium tablets, is already very satisfied, but Robber No. 1 is a person with big ambitions: "The shoes are very bright, and they are also taken off for me, what size do you wear?" ”

"43 yards."

"Just right, take it off quickly."

Lin He was stunned for a few seconds, poor and crazy? Even my pair of old leather shoes that I just bought back in the second-hand market, although it is a domestic brand, there is no need for me to go back barefoot, right?

"Hurry up, why are you stunned? Do you want my eldest brother to help you take it off? Robber No. 2 was a little impatient, and gently shook the cramping foot, unable to hold back the heart that was anxious to buy calcium tablets.

Lin He did it on purpose, thinking that if he delayed a little time, maybe a policeman uncle would just drive a 400-horsepower police car past him.

Soon this illusion was shattered, both shoes were taken off, and no fart sound was heard.

The shoes that should have come have never come, and the shoes that should not have been taken off have always been taken off.

"Wait." Robber No. 1 slid on the pair of second-hand Uncle brand leather shoes, smiling happily, as if he had obtained a treasure: "Take off your socks too." ”

Robber No. 1's idea is very simple, the little black leather shoes should be matched with small black socks, his own socks are colorful, and it seems that the socks on Lin He's feet have a good texture, so they should be equipped with a full set, saving themselves from buying them.

"Me!" Lin He was very angry now, but thinking of the two pieces of fruit skin on his neck, he firmed up his thoughts, this fruit knife should be very sharp, and instantly squeezed out a smiling face, and said angrily: "I'll take it off, I'll take it off, the two big brothers don't dislike it, take my clothes too." ”

After a fraction of a second he said this, he regretted it......

Because, the robbers who want socks should have a little bit of desire for clothes, but they didn't think about it, and they gave them a wake-up call.

"Okay! It's been a long time since I've bought myself new clothes. Robber 2 grinned, two buckteeth poked out.

Lin He really wanted to give him two carrots to nibble on, but his mood was gloomy, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva and discussed: "Two big brothers, I was joking just now. ”

But how could the robbers stop so easily?

The two robbers took a few steps forward, wanting to get their hands dirty and experience the joy of being the bad guys.

Lin He took a few steps back, knowing that he would not be able to escape, and he wanted Lao Tzu to wander naked in this wilderness, which was like a beast. He felt that he was not cowardly, and according to the general routine, he still asked for help.

"Anyone? Help me! Help me! Help me! Lin He ran back a few steps, saw the two robbers follow, and threatened seriously: "Let me tell you, I'm not abnormal in taekwondo, what kind of boxing is there?" ”

"Swim Winter Boxing." Robber No. 1 kindly reminded him that he was also showing off his knowledge, I am a literate robber, and you are lucky to meet a high-quality robber like me.

"That's right, that's right, Swim Winter Boxing." Lin He took advantage of Robber No. 1's posture of underestimating the enemy, and leaned up to give him a punch: "Ouda ......"

Bruce Lee got up, and at that moment, Lin He really felt that he was Bruce Lee, just short of a nunchucks that wouldn't hurt if he hit himself.

"Malegobi." Robber No. 1's eye socket was black, his head was blank for a moment, and several double images appeared in front of him, and he gritted his teeth with hatred: "Fatty, get him for me." ”

Fat man, the nickname of Robber No. 2, has a huge body and looks like 200 pounds.

After Robber No. 2 received the order, he walked in front of Lin He in a few small steps, like a small moving mountain.

At that moment, Lin He was frightened, and he swore that this was the most flexible fat man he had ever seen.

"Little meat dumplings!" Robber No. 2 named his fist Xiao Meat Dumpling in order to make himself look cute.

This fist looked at the flesh, so that it was all strength, Lin He, who was punched in the stomach, immediately sat down in the haystack, and according to international practice, he shouted again: "Help!" Help me! ”

The two robbers gathered in front of him, showed a treacherous and sinister smile, and replied with a classic line: "Your name! Scream! In this wilderness, even if you scream in your throat, no one will come to your rescue. ”

However, the endings will be strikingly similar, just say this: no one will come to save you.

The basic rescuers are coming.

"Who just shouted for help." A girl wearing a small pink dress, a melon seed face, a small cherry mouth, a small upturned nose, willow eyebrows, and a suitcase appeared in front of him.

Why aren't her eyes described? Because, she wears a pair of sunglasses.

In the moonlight, just looking at the other facial features, you can judge that she is a delicate and beautiful little girl.

"I, I, I, I'm shouting for help." Lin He took a closer look at it and saw that it was a woman, who was about 1.65 meters tall, but the object was two strong men, and he said again: "You better run quickly!" ”

Although, Lin He is very grateful for this kind of moment, and there are enthusiastic strangers who respond to him in this situation. However, this person turned out to be a girl wearing sunglasses in the middle of the night, and according to his judgment, this woman was either a madman, or a blind person. Maybe she ran away, and she could still call the 110 hotline for herself, but if she couldn't run away, she would be harming others and herself, and she felt very guilty when she thought about it.

"Oh, the little cute girl who was sent to the door, my brother won't let it go easily." Robber No. 1 stared at the girl's proud twin peaks, his hands rubbing together.

"Don't let it go easily." Robber No. 2 deliberately added an oh word in order to make himself look cute again.

The two robbers walked towards the girl together, but Lin He hugged their feet in time: "Girl! Come on! Go to the police! ”