Late at night,For modern people who have long evolved into a night family,This is just the beginning of the carnival,At the same time, I don't know how many fans of the cleaning pie refreshed the screen,Just to see if the up master who has been interrupted for a week has been updated before going to bed。 Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Li Hua is naturally one of them, but he is not a clean faction, but a dirty person.

Since the Demon King self-whitewashed, there have been fewer and fewer people in their dirty faction, and after Li Hua gathered the remaining dirty fans, he found that he hadn't even filled up a group of five hundred people, and there was a trend of fewer and fewer in recent days, which made Li Hua, who had finally become the leader of the dirty faction, almost sad to death.

No matter how much he preaches and reasones, few people are willing to join the camp of the dirty faction, is their dirty faction really going to end?

After refreshing the page of the up master as usual, Li Hua unexpectedly found that the up master, who had been interrupted for more than a week, had finally updated?

UP Lord: Innocent little angel

Contributions: 5

Latest work: "How to eat and drink spicy food in prison? 》

....

More.. Updated?

Could it be a special day today? Li Hua looked at the date and found that he was thinking too much, maybe it was the up master who suddenly came to inspiration.

After quickly clicking on the page, Li Hua found out that this video was not in the ghost animal area, but was put into the game area, or did he plan to make a game video in the future?

This is not good, he is still counting on watching the ghost animal of the Demon King live, compared to not knowing how to play the game, Li Hua still recognizes the level of the Demon King's ghost animal, after all, not everyone can do it.

After thinking about it, Li Hua felt that it might be misplaced, although it was not without a cross-district UP master, but generally speaking, it was very powerful in one aspect.

opened the video that I don't know which district it is, Li Hua looked forward to it, since the first few are all masterpieces, this one will definitely not be bad.

Before the video started, Li Hua wittily lowered the transparency of the barrage, and then looked at the barrage that occupied the screen, and couldn't help but praise his wit.

"Updates are too slow!"

"What about the prolific madman?"

"Under the threat of me sending the blade, the up master has finally been updated, haha."

"Update, update!."

.....

After Li Hua posted a barrage complaining about the update, he blocked the two words of update, and 90% of the barrage disappeared instantly for a while, and he watched the video happily.

The game interface of Hardtime was displayed on the screen, and the voice of the UP master came out slowly.

"The game we chose today is a game called Hardtime, a game that has been used by the United States, Italy, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan because of its high level of realism... and other 475 countries listed as official simulation games for training prisoners... Okay, let's move on to the people screen. ”

The screen turns, the simple game interface, the abstract character modeling.

GodTM is the official simulation game for training prisoners with high realism.

Although this is just a small game, Li Hua really happened to play it, and it was just to pass the time to play, but he got tired of playing it soon, what else could he have said?

Li Hua watched the UP master adjust the height of the character from 1.7 meters to the lowest 1.55 meters.

"The main character of the documentary is a criminal named Sean Shaun^Pen, and because of his short stature, he has many nicknames in the circle of criminals, such as Blazing Goblin, Commander, Virgin... Wait, the last one doesn't seem to matter at all. ”

"Of the three, strength, agility, and intelligence, Mr. Dash ^ Pen is physically disabled because he is an otaku, for the sake of his 20 years of singleness, let's count him as having 30 strength, Mr. Dash ^ Pen is not fast and has become a little mentally retarded, but there are so many points left, uh - trouble is dead, just add agility and intelligence."

In the game screen, the protagonist's agility and intelligence are increased to 70 points, and the strength is only a pitiful 30 points, Li Hua twitched the corner of his mouth, is it really good to die like this?

......

After an opening scene, the game officially begins, and the protagonist, who is only 1.55 meters tall, has a mentally retarded face, like a dwarf in a group of prisoners.

"Because Mr. Sha^Bi was severely injured when he was a child, his whole body movements were very uncoordinated, and at first the other prisoners thought that Mr. Sha^Bi had a very low IQ, but they were all wrong."

"Because Mr. Shame ^ has no IQ at all."

Sean's ^ stroke: "What the hell, my IQ is seventy, okay, don't forget to set, set!" ”

.......

At this time, a guard ran over and kindly introduced the purpose of the study to Mr. S.^Pen, and Mr. S.^B.'s heart warmed, thinking that the relationship between the guard and the prisoner was not so tense.

Tips for Prison Life: The relationship between police and prisoners is not so tense.

"Mr. Pen was relieved and wanted to continue the conversation with the officer."

Bite.. Syllable.. Not. (sound of fighting)

Before he could finish speaking, the guard was beaten by the prisoner next to him, and then the guard opened fire.

Tips for prison life: The one in front of you is the one who believes in it.

Seeing such a unique game video, Li Hua didn't expect that the game video could be so funny, should it be said that he was really born as a ghost animal?

However, more importantly, the Demon King actually exploded? The up master, who has always been mysterious and doesn't even have a Weibo, exploded this time?

It's not scientific.

Could it be that something big is about to happen?

Ignoring the barrage group that had already become a mess, Li Hua moved his eyes up and found that it was exactly what he thought, and the status of the homepage of the Demon King had been changed from the unsigned up to the platinum signed anchor.

One Step Platinum! Sure enough, the Demon King is powerful!

"It's too late, the Demon King has signed a contract!"

Li Hua couldn't wait to send out the news he found in the form of a barrage, and suddenly the barrage group that was still discussing the explosion was opened a long gap, and then...

"What? Agency? Doesn't that mean that the little angel is ready to go live? ”

"It's true! Platinum Signing! ”

"Ask for a photo, ask for a live broadcast!"

"Live +1"

"Flash+1"

......

None of the fans shocked by the news noticed that there was a filthy person mixed in with them, and when the video slowly ended, a large line flashed on the screen.

[Next Wednesday, live game commentary, welcome to watch!] ]

Game commentary?

Could it be that the great god of the ghost animal region is going to change the area?

(PS: Thank you for the 10,000 starting coins rewarded by the book friend who incarnated as a red dragon!) Sprinkle flowers! Thanks to Senrojek for the 500 starting coins, scatter flowers. Thanks to Albert Einstein's tongue and the 100 starting coins rewarded by Sihu Beilu, scattering flowers. ）