In the kitchen, Yang Guangyi put two pieces of fish meat on the board and looked at them over and over for a while. Pen~Fun~Ge www.biquge.info finally decided to use these two pieces of fish to make five dishes: fried fish balls, clear soup fish balls, crispy egg yolk fish, spiced grilled fish and palace fried fish.

He used the fish bones from the beginning, boiled them in a pot, and when he finished eating, he could drink them just right.

After deciding what to cook, Yang Guangyi was busy in the kitchen.

Chen Ze and Yang Ming didn't talk about selling fish anymore after they discussed, they were all waiting, waiting for their uncle Yang Guangyi's dishes to be ready, and everything was based on taste.

While eating fruit, the two chatted about what had happened recently, and when they talked about the fact that neither of them had a girlfriend, they made fun of each other for being a single dog.

"You said that you are also an executive, you are twenty-five or sixteen years old and still single, you are not in a hurry, your uncle and aunt are in a hurry?" Chen Ze pretended to be serious and said.

"Come on, it's not that you don't know, your brother and I don't want to look for it, if you want to find it, you can take it home in minutes. You think I'm like you, I can't find it if I want to, what's the matter, I'm still a chick, right? Yang Ming looked at Chen Ze with some disdain and said.

"Cut, you brought my letter in minutes, but they are all crooked melons and cracked dates, what's so strange." Chen Zedao.

"Heh, isn't the girlfriend I talked to like a beautiful woman? It's you, you haven't even held a girl's hand, it's really sad. Yang Ming continued to hit Chen Ze mercilessly.

"Poof...... Or sink the fish and the geese and close the moon and shy flowers? The same kind you saw last time you asked me to deliver you panties in the morning? "It's been a long time since this incident, but Chen Ze took it out again, this is the eternal pain of fame, Chen Ze likes to take it out to frustrate the sharpness of fame.

Here's the thing, one morning in a certain year and month, Chen Ze received a call from Yangming.

On the phone, the embarrassed Chen Ze asked Chen Ze to hurry up and send him a pair of underwear, otherwise he would be late for work.

Chen Ze knew that his cousin had always been romantic, so he liked to do some troublesome things, and he probably guessed what was going on, so he immediately got up and picked up a pair of his underwear and sent it over according to the address given by his cousin.

It's good to be famous just now, the girls he hooked up with are basically very beautiful, but good horses also have hooves.

That fame was planted, and Chen Ze was stunned the moment he opened the door. He couldn't believe that his cousin had slept with such a woman all night, that woman was about 40 years old, her head was like a watermelon, she was so fat that she had to change the clothes of the three people before she could wear it alone, and her makeup looked like Ultraman, Chen Ze only glanced at it and dropped her underwear and ran out.

Now when I think of that picture, Chen Ze's stomach is churning, but I can't help but take this opportunity to hit my fame, so I continued: "If it's really like that, it's really too beautiful, I thought I was at the scene of the car accident when I went in, and the most beautiful thing is her two eyes." Aren't the eyes the windows to the soul? Her window is actually nailed crooked, what a personality! ”

"Enough, enough, please don't say it, wasn't that night drunk?" Yangming hid his face with his hands, apparently unwilling to recall the scene that morning.

"Hehe, wasn't it quite capable just now?" Looking at the fame of the defeated, Chen Ze continued to sarcastically proudly.

"Am I not telling the truth? You can't find a girlfriend in the first place. The name and resentment muttered in a whisper.

"Hmph, that's your handsome and dashing cousin, I don't even look down on these rouge vulgar fans, I'm too lazy to take care of it." Chen Ze said shamelessly.

"Okay, okay, you're the best, you should bring a fairy to show me." Looking at Chen Ze, who was indeed a little more handsome than himself, he said with some unhappiness.

"Yes, next time I come over and bring a fairy to show you."

Chen Ze said with a smile, thinking in his heart that he would stay in the sky most of the time in the future, and maybe he would really be able to find a fairy as his wife in the future.

No, it's not that it's uncertain, it's that you must find a fairy to be your wife.

Chen Ze, who has been in the sky, has not made any achievements now, but his vision is much higher, and he actually wants to be a fairy. But this is not impossible, as long as he works hard and succeeds in creating the heavenly court on the tip of his tongue, are you afraid that he will not be able to seduce a beautiful fairy when the time comes?

As the saying goes, if you want to conquer a man's heart, you must first conquer a man's stomach, and this sentence is also applicable to girls, and this trick is even more effective for fairies who have not eaten so many fresh snacks on the earth.

In this way, Chen Ze has one more goal in the sky, that is, to conquer the stomach of the fairy, capture the heart of the fairy, and marry a fairy as his wife.

Chen Ze was in his mind, and his saliva was about to flow.

"Alas, young people just love to dream." Yang Ming looked at Chen Ze, who was smirking, and said pretending to be old.

"If you don't have a dream, what's the difference between being a man and a salted fish?" Chen Ze said.

"Gotta get it, let's try wiping your saliva first, it's almost dripping onto the floor."

When Yang Ming heard this, he really thought that his saliva was flowing out, so he hurriedly reached out and wiped it on his mouth.

"Hahaha, look at your bear-like appearance, the same as when you were a child, it hasn't changed at all." Yang Ming laughed happily.

The door was opened with a "click", and Chen Ze's aunt Lin Xueyan walked in from outside the door.

As soon as he saw Chen Ze, he said: "Yo, Xiao Ze is here, what are the two brothers talking about, chatting so happily?" ”

"Auntie, my cousin and I are talking about marrying a daughter-in-law? My cousin said that he would bring a beautiful daughter-in-law back to see you. Chen Ze replied to his aunt with a smile.

"Hehehe, you will coax your aunt to be happy, if only your cousin could be so sensible, your uncle and I are getting older, you see, his hair is gray for him, he just refuses to get married, you came just right, help me persuade him." Lin Xueyan walked over after changing her shoes at the door, stretched out her hand to pull her hair and said to Chen Ze.

"Mom, you're still young, what's the panic." Yang Ming stood up, put his hands on his mother's shoulders and pressed her to sit on the sofa.

When Lin Xueyan heard this, she rolled her eyes at Yangming and said, "Young, you're a lot older, your father was 3 years old when you were your age." ”

"So Ozawa can also get married, how many years younger than me? Anyway, I'm also the one who talked about his girlfriend, you look at him, he hasn't even talked about his girlfriend, why don't you persuade him? When he heard this, he defended himself unconvinced, and at the same time dragged Chen Ze into the water.

When Chen Ze heard this, he shouted in his heart, knowing that this was going to be the end.

Sure enough, as soon as the famous words fell, Lin Xueyan spoke: "What! Ozawa: You don't have a girlfriend yet? This is not good, you have to hurry up to find one, or your aunt will pay attention to you, and introduce you to the right one? ”

"Mom, don't, Xiao Ze doesn't look down on these rouge vulgar fans, he said he wants to marry a fairy!" Yang Ming saw that his treacherous plan had succeeded, and winked at Chen Ze on the side, adding fuel and vinegar.

Chen Ze is called a hate! glanced at Yang Ming fiercely, and said with a sloppy eye: "Don't worry, don't worry, my cousin hasn't finished yet, how can I get married first." ”

"That's right, it's your brother who should tie the knot first." Lin Xueyan thought that what Chen Ze said made sense, and turned her head to become famous.

"Come on, come on, every time Xiao Ming comes, you always talk about it, and men still have to focus on their careers." Lin Xueyan was about to speak, and her uncle Yang Guangyi walked out of the kitchen with two dishes.

"Done?" Yang Ming watched his father bring the talent over and hurriedly stepped forward to take it, and he didn't care about the image on the table, so he reached out and picked up a piece of Kung Pao Chicken and put it in his mouth.

"How?" Chen Ze watched from the side and asked a little nervously.

After the fish was eaten, Yang Ming was stunned for a while, and then slowly spoke: "500 pounds, isn't it cheaper?" ”