Chapter 145: Beautiful Girl's Five Flavors Harmonize
"Who cares if you don't have a harmony between the five flavors, and I don't eat soba!"
I turned my head and smiled at Scarlet Ink, "This girl has a problem with her brain, and she actually said that she is a soba noodle with a harmony of five flavors.....
Ay?!
Wait a minute!!
Five-flavor harmony?!!
I looked at the "strange girl" who was showing a hopeful expression in horror:
"You say you're a ?!! of five flavors"
She slapped her mediocre **** with a bang: "That's right, if it's fake, I'm a five-flavor harmony." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
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Forgive me for my lack of vocabulary, I really can't describe my feelings at this moment, anyway, a feeling of accosting a beautiful girl on the street was pulled aside by her to show me her "baby".
"Haha!!"
I suddenly laughed wildly, and while looking at the scarlet name, I pointed to the "girl" who claimed to be in harmony with the five flavors:
"Did you hear that he said she was a five-flavor harmony? Five-flavor harmony?! Hahaha! ”
I laughed so hard that tears were coming out.
"Five flavors in harmony!! Hahaha! "Hysterical madness kept coming out of my mouth.
"Hahaha! Five flavors in harmony!! ”
I suddenly broke free from the grasp of the scarlet name that I had been blinded by, strode forward and roughly dragged him up from the ground with the hem of the five-flavor harmony, and asked with a hideous face:
"Why are you just a five-flavor harmony!! Yes! What are you kidding! ”
I was thinking that I would take some time to find you to have a good time, but you told me that it was bigger than mine!
Do you know what the shadow area is in my heart right now?! Bastard!
Although this "girl" has become a five-flavor harmony means that the famous Scarlet Ink will not continue to go crazy, I don't know why I can't be happy at all.
Probably because of the frustration of finally having the opportunity to leave the group but not seizing it again.
The five flavors were frightened by my sudden rage, and shrank in panic:
"Husband... Your Excellency, you've hurt me..."
"I'm going... Ouch! ”
I was about to give an all-round greeting to the female members of his family, but I was pinched and pulled by the scarlet ink name who came back to my senses again.
Although Scarlet Ink was completely dazzled by my inexplicable actions, and even wavered a little from the killing intent that had been locking on me, he was still as cold as ice:
"So what? Who is the harmony of the five flavors? ”
I pointed to the frightened and paralyzed "girl":
"Isn't the harmony of the five flavors just him?"
"Him?" Scarlet Ink has a problem with my pronunciation.
"That's right! That's him! And not her! ”
I indignantly explained, "Don't look like he looks like a woman, he's actually a man!" ”
"Really?" Scarlet Mo Ming sneered, not believing my words at all.
I also knew that my explanation was too pale in the face of the harmony of the five flavors, so I said:
"Isn't his identity paperwork there? If you don't believe me, you can ask him to come and show you. ”
I turned my head to the five flavors and said, "Why are you stunned?" Don't want to mix it up? Why don't you hurry up and bring your identity documents to this adult to check and check! ”
"Oh? Be! Be! ”
As soon as his eyes lit up, he immediately got up from the ground, ignoring even the skirt that had been folded over because he had been sitting on the ground for a long time, and respectfully presented his identity documents to Scarlet Ink with both hands, and said in a feminine soft voice:
"Please take a look."
Scarlet Moming hesitated for a long time and didn't stretch out his hand.
Some people may speculate that she was shocked by the fact that she was actually a boy with such a beautiful five-flavor harmony... However, I could tell from the trembling of her eyebrows that she was simply disgusted by a man swaggering through the market in women's clothes, and she didn't want to take on the things that were mixed with the five flavors.
However, she finally opened it and read the identity document of the five flavors of harmony.
Scarlet Ink, who confirmed the gender of the five-flavor harmony, showed me a meaningful expression, and threw the identity document of the five-flavor harmony on my face, making a crisp "pop" sound:
"Xiaofu, I originally thought that you just like to estrus with different species of female creatures such as female dogs, sows, cockroaches, etc., but I didn't expect that now even gender can't stop your hobby of estrus anytime and anywhere."
"When have I ever been in heat with those things! Don't you talk about it, okay! And I don't like boys! I don't like even pretty boys! ”
Looking at the five-flavor harmony that is more cute than most girls on the side, I secretly swallowed my saliva.
"It's disgusting, Xiaofu."
Scarlet Mo Ming threw down such a sentence and turned around and left.
Looking at the scarlet ink name that was gradually drifting away, I couldn't help but let out a long sigh in my heart.
I knew that although she said that I was a good man, she didn't believe that I really liked boys, so after finding out that Wuwei Harmony was a boy, she left immediately, and no longer had murderous intentions towards me.
In short, this catastrophe against me caused by the pseudo-mother of the five flavors and harmony can be regarded as a thrilling past, at least there is no need to worry about losing my body today and returning to my body to start over.
But although my calamity has passed, the tribulation of the harmony of the five flavors has just begun. Because I decided that I would suffer from Scarlet Ink, I would double it and give it to him to have a good taste!
I stared at the harmony of the five flavors that were picking up the identity documents scattered all over the place, and she used to be a boy without realizing that all the scenery under her skirt was unobstructed by me, and she carefully looked her bewitching figure up and down and back and forth.
If I hadn't known that she was a boy, I would almost have been unable to control the words, and I would have pounced on her on the spot to correct the Fa!
It's a waste, such a cute face and beautiful body were actually born in the body of a boy.
As for the reason why the Five Flavors didn't come to see me on the weekend instead of coming to me during school hours today, I can guess more or less why.
After all, she was arrested by the mews last night, and if it weren't for the fact that I accidentally rushed to Bacheng and would have died in Huangquan, although she didn't know who saved her, it didn't stop her fear.
And the entire neighborhood where she lives has been shattered by the battle between Scarlet Ink and the Monster Breeds, and although the news media have been blocked by the Hero Association, the harmony of the five flavors as a party must know it clearly.
The frightened Wuwei Harmony knew that he was in a critical situation, so he couldn't wait to put on women's clothes and run to meet me, hoping that I could keep the agreement to accept her as a disciple and protect her safety.
I hung my eyes and watched the harmony of the five flavors... Between dignity and life, she finally chose her life.
Sure enough, as long as humans are scared, they will obediently obey.
The five flavors were frightened by the way I looked at her nakedly, and she pulled the corners of her skirt and twisted her body crampedly. (To be continued.) )